All Numbers Are Equal 5 ~! }/ X, J8 [8 h* @3 y4 MTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 2 n+ \! y% H" T
6 a" y( I& Q8 R m% o1 oa + b = t 7 Z! {- z) G7 u' ^7 n(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) # \4 c0 [( i1 ?8 `& h. [a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb 5 u5 j! ^5 I# s5 o: q3 e. T- Ja^2 - ta = b^2 - tb : J8 I# H$ Y2 O7 B, La^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4 4 F* k" @# J8 U8 x/ N(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2: d# B1 V2 v% E" R1 O: h% s) R
a - t/2 = b - t/2 3 C9 b9 b" O3 W4 j) Y3 ya = b ! ~8 D' L. Y" [6 Z6 x
8 p/ M( V) u$ S' TSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.