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All Numbers Are Equal
3 P8 E# |& N2 u6 p. b1 xTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
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+ C! Y f! o. J(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
8 |8 h' s+ D# h' F' O Q* ta^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
/ t$ N, H% H' ]( y% h e/ }a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb9 ]( r$ [( n9 D: m! F3 k$ u
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
' I: o8 L7 V8 ^6 U(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
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a = b
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8 n5 B6 q. \" J# {' X$ V1 oSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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