 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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" `2 ]1 b9 {7 D' d! o. O5 eIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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% C/ M8 o, j; J iThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.: \6 M/ ^/ n5 f9 `; Y5 ]4 `
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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+ ?* z* r5 M: KDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.0 Z+ |& G( d5 }( p9 x2 ]- u
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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- J1 B0 Q7 e1 _, EShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. % a0 L* l" k, J+ r- S
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, P R* r; f( t- u' j0 \+ jFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'0 _$ H# l# p" v+ P, Z/ F& h
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That's when she shot him." @2 r# `- O1 K$ ?( e" Z
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut, P# b3 u; y1 ?
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2 f/ i; q! |! t! bWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 3 t' P0 N1 f* l( {+ h" I
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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