 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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: k; u5 J7 M. f9 O; g) d- VIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.6 n) P. D, s. p6 V7 c7 f
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.1 Z; K6 c: S" o5 ~( f$ o5 v
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.' z6 q) T% `; I a
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.$ H& `+ ]: Y* f7 ~' C/ }% y; \
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.7 E0 J# |! k+ ~$ A- T; u. ^
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' V& Q& A9 W! g: s) N+ I% f, FCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.1 v1 w h+ g' M9 }
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- Q+ A' H: X. z& _$ eShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. . H4 A! P& g9 \. i0 p8 Y4 d/ K
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!') W+ t, c3 R1 {2 o
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0 N; }! K- O, C4 I5 K% U5 h. H* v/ {That's when she shot him.. A5 n) G9 l; ~! J9 f/ o' v
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/ Q1 ~$ l' D- M0 O5 n3 F' v/ TYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut( K8 T; z: w, d2 p5 f. m
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# s4 a% I; Y7 Y2 k+ {. mWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! : \9 u, T' q& h" b. w
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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