 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. " ] W/ R- E; _
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.: l) R2 `% V; Q1 O+ s u1 m2 a
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! F. F( N. p: x+ K4 ZThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.) o5 d1 c! Q0 ~1 K; R
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 4 c! D0 F X1 C3 n2 n& w8 i
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$ [1 R3 k, `' w PFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'" W& O+ m) d' K7 ~. U
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That's when she shot him.+ ~6 T# W2 i( g
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut2 N/ o8 R8 G1 `, J% j# R
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! + F1 y$ K* Z8 o- r, ]
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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