 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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& V) I- J: a- O: y; @In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.# o8 R, ?/ B# R2 |2 D1 Z
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed." d/ z3 A, P- E/ u
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.( U; v8 w+ g4 R
( K+ W& J% [( @- B- x# MDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.4 n( C3 y3 k9 J, P8 h7 i! M9 `5 q, k
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/ ` h. F K, s# lIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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3 v1 o( f* z* _) l8 LCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.' S6 x3 U( L. z3 N2 D
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' `8 A& }$ v; }She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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% C$ {6 p- |5 e8 {) lFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'! i7 I) [6 l' S, w- W
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, |4 ^! l3 d$ z1 R' [$ oThat's when she shot him.
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, _$ P9 h. c* ]( IYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut" A3 g: `. g2 _7 _& T
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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