Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)4 V" c' q" p( K) N
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.$ ^) h/ q1 D4 |* \( ~/ z8 [
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.! f; Y" p: g& h3 ]* E
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.. h& N; Q) L) q A+ `3 j
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.2 m: m+ }( f3 B5 e! B
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”. 8 _6 k! J" [' c0 c5 h- ^# x* W6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.+ b* z0 M7 I0 S( [( N- V3 L
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed. & `; R" w8 A6 d3 g8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. , o+ e% `% {5 ~$ s
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SheJing 发表于 2012-4-16 12:19 3 ?3 _1 l) R+ THere are some of things about being 宅. (原创)* d# J6 }9 c! s; }0 Z( d( q; D
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.