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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)! z& l& j3 D. z
; X+ e0 i* K! {8 w: o5 O1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.7 a* ?) J, { H3 G$ w6 @! h5 f
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.( j3 a' J* O7 B, L: A5 y* Q9 j
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
0 u% j; |# b- A4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
0 i; q# L' n4 o5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.0 [$ `1 p) O# ^( G
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
$ U( |3 H8 a+ B6 ~+ r7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.1 b& }; W0 j. M# {9 C
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. . n! a1 v- X0 K4 p! q7 E
, w/ ^# X" u" v% _More if I have time .. 9 e% V3 |9 u+ B% _/ D( b
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