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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language? 5 w, H" T: K* V. e* |7 r

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: m7 N0 F" [8 qBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America; G6 V0 |/ j1 R
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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8 o! u7 u# X9 @1 q7 _* |Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
9 I3 Z- M0 k0 G* {( W+ i9 G0 \0 ^Maria: This is it.   N0 k1 r+ n- W' G3 B6 I
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? ' V' ~* }) ]  e3 O* h$ c3 C, E- U
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.7 Y. t7 M7 J1 @( X+ A
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."6 a8 `8 `, q3 B" D1 g5 q
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
3 o! ?/ r. D  k$ E+ U$ a0 f3 H4 Q+ |"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:6 j: S9 M# U5 Z
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
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6 b' D/ F( J8 L6 q8 h2 W7 l; ^Man: No, I wasn't.
7 Y# [/ I, s7 s! n# ^: ^Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)! |. g( I! W# }+ s  |
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
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- S2 r$ y% T) [9 LMan: What if I just thought that you were?
8 p: L2 @- I5 R7 x. m# lOfficer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
4 ^, b: u  U" c- ?Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑 1 _2 X9 e5 C- c

4 w& H" |8 D7 `为什么男人们总问这个问题
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"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.2 j0 t1 N/ t) ~, w* v% w: ]! `7 y
A: I don't have any cheese.
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B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
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. b" B# F% A" |8 p& @% kB: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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' W7 S) v, C  c9 _0 z: @& uThe man: "God, how long is a million years?"
' o! G& x& f4 K" `. V# kGod: "To me, it's about a minute."
% P6 @3 e8 U; r& p9 ~% e2 YThe man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"7 q! G# y' X7 x# U4 S, m1 j
God: "To me it's a penny."
# c2 p" H! c2 \( H) E/ VThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"
/ {/ y7 Z3 V, g9 y# @- jGod: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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+ ~$ Y* V* X4 h) D- lTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 9 S. g0 |% r, Y5 e4 D( Q
Student: I is the...
: N6 u7 D7 b& Y7 b5 ?( K# rTeacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
5 p! f& W# z$ @- [# s! d1 r5 qStudent: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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A: An envelope.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑 / D4 `4 }( z1 ?: G

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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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4 A; i/ z" A/ C) F* V2 s7 Spneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

- A. a* B. i; p2 {5 H6 ogreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45 1 \8 {* X% r; B
9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

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$ Y7 a( i. Y) C+ D他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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billzhao 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45
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以I开头造句:& [1 w  I5 \& j4 A7 B; i6 k5 a- q
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I/ _  D7 Z8 b  t' P+ T" i
"I" is the ninth letter
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