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发表于 2006-6-4 21:10 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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everybody could put some humor or jokes on here
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"If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher.After a long silence, one fresgman rose to his feet.  "Now then Mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.  "Well, antually  I don't," said the student," but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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发表于 2006-6-7 18:56 | 显示全部楼层
humor or jokes on here
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发表于 2006-6-8 20:30 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-6-9 23:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-6-9 23:25 | 显示全部楼层

No. 2

the science teacher licturing his class in biology said,"Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."He then reached into his pocketand pulled out a chicken sandwich.He looked puzzled for a second,thought deeply,and said,"That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-6-9 23:29 | 显示全部楼层

No.3 Hynosis

The teacher was droning away in the classroom when he noticed a student sleeping in the back row. The teacher shouted to the sleeping student's neighbor,"tom, wake the student up!"- S! _! c6 b2 T* r8 c" ], Y
"You put him to sleep,"the neighbor yelled back."You wake him up!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-6-9 23:45 | 显示全部楼层
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