This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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6 B0 T! H  e0 s- @Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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5 y. t: F( C( e9 `: Y6 ^% f+ m$ }- tLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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4 B3 Z% q8 q' f* @8 v, `* ?Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
7 v" S. h9 b3 x; F/ w- I, P#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
# D8 z8 G6 }3 O#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
8 L5 ~2 x" g- b# e9 D. `#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
0 q$ M( [, m0 M: l#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
/ `' }7 X+ `. x% v+ T#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
: m7 B7 S( c7 Z; F#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
  ~& y! l# j8 ?' h3 K 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

  i8 z& j+ V2 a: K& n7 h6 athat's good one