This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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: `9 j0 H. b6 a; X+ ZLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
% E& v7 ~& Z$ i6 @1 b#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
9 t$ e. l- ~' h4 M3 e  R- Y#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
! H$ ], z+ g0 O9 V* @+ Q* G#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
  I' r$ a7 P9 C$ @* b4 \#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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3 ^8 M+ b8 I( p1 \/ c#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
: P# C' g( x* C- D8 I 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one