This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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2 I, A+ K/ w/ I) T1 tEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
) F& `( l5 _" G' e# y8 F; J4 U#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
6 B0 u( y' h2 q4 L#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
6 h0 b$ i3 P) ~) R; c* v7 q#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
9 e5 x8 q' S. F4 F4 A7 A#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
2 p3 N4 j' ^& X, i2 R#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
  r7 t7 u3 S3 Y3 N2 [#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
6 ?! I4 D) s5 T8 A5 C#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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5 g+ o, G( i( Y! q, ^: @And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
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