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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here" i7 W7 w; o0 @
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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7 O. W0 [5 W1 U6 d, O7 N5 oLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.$ n* A0 J7 W1 i5 x' t3 S B, ]. b
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.0 Z' T" U# J3 s; W N0 {/ {
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.2 J0 h; x w: d0 ]0 Z
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.! J) n+ J; S9 w/ |+ V; {( M
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.& w4 r; A# I4 y0 G1 W( p+ p9 R
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?9 w J ~; a* t0 `* w
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.' j! c% l' o, Q) T8 R0 X, P" Q
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... + s A& P: M- D" p( \
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