This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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More pictures are here
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  V6 v* D7 h6 W' TLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
) I- D; T) C% `. Q* S6 T- r" k#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
* y! `: s9 B' O& h6 Y; s0 k#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
4 s$ X1 G. s2 @- t#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
8 k& ~5 t1 s- B" ^#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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* n8 r1 P" ~4 j$ i6 mAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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