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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 - L" P6 h2 P) a$ Q" D! O
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.* q' M5 j0 L- o+ A U6 ~! F3 u
, O6 }8 S: l) D. t* v3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 e- f0 q. T# v6 l8 J
! j! \. C2 x; n1 W2 T2 L$ e; S4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed. a$ J! Q' B# o$ Y; j$ `6 T- r1 f
4 X3 X. [% b& {- Y! a$ H3 r/ _5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel. b( y! B& _' t+ s
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ b0 w: u5 v O+ n) g: c( y! V
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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g: B1 @& V8 J! z2 A3 z10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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% B/ N- c1 [! J8 j$ k/ K14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ {8 H& I3 h+ k8 `, M
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ A: s s- q- V+ m+ n* a2 X
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ q3 F* r. \& Z3 _1 `- _! J
4 X2 O; n2 d4 r/ u19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ J1 Y* [3 Z, Y+ L t6 @: g& C" I
( j, [1 \; y5 G& S# Y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., T* Y" G% i; v1 q
- K9 c& O0 Z; J! g9 u2 d; N21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- a3 e# {( Q/ l6 Y& u; |3 t
# A6 P& @. ?( k! V22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 `9 B: r- C$ |
2 G( X/ H1 @2 w6 S5 w& c23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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