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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 f7 Y- l; J* v( p+ n$ R
' N0 T- B5 A7 F& Y6 q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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8 r+ ^$ R# C* g [- P6 m8 Z2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. H0 f- k* A7 m( R
4 {* p( Z0 P. f) a4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ `" J% I( o$ r9 |2 Z1 w
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. ^# u( b, {/ i& A* j* q0 u$ ]
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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% ]' `6 I% g# x8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* z# k, q6 A! q3 Z8 f- `
' {- k) i# G- T% k9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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1 K$ Z$ y4 W! |. z5 x( r3 G" Z# V10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); v( X% H) A( q( Q$ s5 ]
# Y4 P* N6 t+ W11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 J3 P+ c/ m; ]0 \ e
/ E# f) u% _$ k0 @15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) _5 e' G: g( S, ~( ]2 \1 w
9 k2 p% D% Z( V/ p6 H. p+ ?: G16.) You take naps.
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3 j, V( w( _8 a; K: L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.* J3 Q e) K6 Y' z% L& Z5 [! U/ k8 b
5 `& c7 y. H' I7 R19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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+ v4 e7 ?% l8 F9 x* Q6 R1 E21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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0 w( h2 \* x! W& C22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 N2 k# s6 M# C( J
% k q' |& Y* O' `* i( G- _, H4 d5 i23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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