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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; Y: i L* M7 Z$ a/ F$ ^7 \% q4 H
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' ] P, a! u6 ^7 q% b' _! |
5 y) _5 s1 Y! l. J4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.0 {; e4 A' S+ I$ J
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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: M. ~6 J1 d. a2 H5 H" d7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ A8 v. C+ D: w: o& M. z% ?
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 }) \. q/ A9 d& V* N T2 E+ d( k
5 X; ]9 B* a i1 q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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- y% V& f1 g. V8 D# Y7 a10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 W6 q$ |1 v1 D
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 p8 h. c: K' }0 a" U {$ P3 L
2 f7 D: L1 x u9 ?12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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$ p& H3 W* ]& d2 }4 ^+ ?13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up./ w6 o0 p9 _! E: N
3 ]! t9 H" k0 g9 N5 ~1 I. e/ H4 O14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ o/ Q! C. K: H* X' N1 b
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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6 A& z4 b$ P( d: c17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% e5 r. Y1 g" t! M# p" u
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# k" E5 J* {8 E! w! a, B1 O
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.4 @8 f7 J6 I. ^- e
5 j8 E7 j3 l9 u# j( |0 @1 i @( K21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 Y# ]4 A1 D; R
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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