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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1 L5 t, j5 R) i7 X& Y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; V( w+ T9 t$ Q% Q; A4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 m5 |9 l* f! T! J0 ~; g
( ]# I- z9 n4 T: m4 ?( @ w% i" |" {6 ]5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 u( U% S; w! B! @+ `6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.: N& W r0 z% e1 J; ^; A v
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ ~5 I' t) @2 f& Z: K
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)3 t+ f `" `, i: W O
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 }( v! V1 Q( m( x
, V0 m9 u$ L/ Z. ]4 H12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 g5 T4 h+ ]4 g1 x x$ t
/ H+ W2 y7 f5 K j0 w* f! F14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- }, |( T/ P! Q0 f& K$ Z1 V7 j
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. Y4 S3 j& T* N( w: q+ e# K' I' a
. B: [2 h6 X' r2 y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# |8 x+ q- \5 E& Z1 @: C$ e4 j
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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