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5 J" a/ |% i: ?. V& A8 z8 E! k1 D1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 j' I" K/ I% w* Y5 B
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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+ e1 n7 a0 h% C u" b3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 x; `$ H. j0 n' U6 k0 w
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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& |; x4 O! t" d) R7 B, |6.) You watch the Weather Channel." a7 I; s0 D& {" T% v' V3 z9 Y
7 P" K# L7 |3 Y0 h& V7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.( z# T! M U1 Q5 k# `
9 E; G4 \& _8 i, e8 I3 o8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' G% l8 y, e. l
- P- o$ }6 E/ L2 r3 i9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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( }; p `! u9 I" w% {$ `4 q9 z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 R: H8 @8 {7 @
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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2 U) @0 V# i. \' W" O- w' y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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% _$ u1 v! x' I$ {: B14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 h c) r' X: E% U1 l D2 o/ i M
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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0 x0 }/ x$ r3 x: r6 a6 p18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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B4 W4 @/ `, W; f& E% q* I' c19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% z1 P) B6 U! l4 O2 R* D7 Q
3 i. c/ v8 Q Q+ D% {1 ?20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.* X5 k+ Y( W% l- U5 k. f" v- X
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"0 C, f5 a. [3 x: Q9 q+ a
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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