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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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; ~7 S/ l: d- w/ j$ K2 h1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& Z" p0 ^; a- q5 A
' h, q7 ?9 D* P: K& N4 `5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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* M: L: A- E7 Z! h6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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' l1 Z, d* q% p `7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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# O0 j* H8 k' _# Z$ D0 B9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% ]6 l- `7 F2 t) N. Z3 U- L' T
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.6 ^! w8 z: q( F8 r
, e) w8 l+ V0 |) F3 l12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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1 n/ Z% Z3 n' R. Y7 y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 g' I# r9 q E* W
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach./ z) U5 Q" v' [4 H" q
; G" {/ m6 j6 @8 l3 [6 I% g19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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% _* }6 [5 Y w L' [20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.4 ` E# T+ n* ~2 E$ D
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"+ [6 i- B6 ~) [, I5 X
. C) Q8 X1 i5 G; S. S0 D+ Q/ N& v22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. & u& _/ F8 e4 F# ]! q
4 V/ V, N5 }8 b7 _- z23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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