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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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+ E! O) R P7 g1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 4 ]% n: w/ d: e4 C; C) k0 i
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. : e0 j) `8 C, L0 \4 K! I+ S% }5 |2 N! F( Q# f
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
: ~: M5 z7 l$ _* Z# G% L4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] : w5 |/ @# Q1 r; \: N9 L
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 2 g+ D$ `: @& B u! q) K
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 3 ^* H6 u5 T* q2 [' x4 `
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. m. k9 p" j" v0 r# N' }+ b
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
0 N1 h6 X5 Y0 R. [2 ~5 W6 B6 b9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
8 t$ F9 B5 | y* ?' s10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
9 o d$ @8 J' }/ y11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
. ~! D, f. @ Z Q12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" : Z. a- X7 x) x5 C& k
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? " Q0 m( ~# z; h c3 [
14. Can I flirt with you? 2 I2 p' D) K* F, ?' W
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
z% c' D$ S. W! A16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
/ m: W8 T- C3 [17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
! ]5 o T/ [* \! H; D18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? . x: W# y3 y2 T$ U- D7 i
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. # r+ l# k. p& Y6 t2 @
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
j2 [! s# x) w1 ~: M, d1 n21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
, h3 s. h6 \: z- H! R! F1 b, [; O22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
! [7 k8 M3 D0 ~7 D6 x1 n23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- a" @- x6 L. |# g( V! g24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
3 \# t& i2 A O5 l2 G& ?8 {" j25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
1 Q: v" v+ A2 Q0 k% b0 J7 ]' W g/ i26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 1 ^0 g y! Q( D! ~
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
: o. }( b) `: ~: R$ D( L28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. . s5 ~7 r" f x5 i W2 i
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? / U. e- m% j( A( e. |( `
30. So... How am I doing'?
7 u( v( z$ \$ J( s) U31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ) v$ r0 ?3 m" u) o% G
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
- ?, m( B$ _" A% m4 ]) I/ |4 ]" K: B33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
( G0 I$ L/ ~( T. V7 [34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
# Z( L0 I. w. h35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. " I' U2 G' g4 i! b! W9 F( o7 ^
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 9 w1 {# |3 \6 I+ D& B D
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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