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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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, ?& Q. _9 ]! Y3 {4 n/ z1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 8 ^0 }6 c5 k% T) X, e" u
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3 p3 \4 q: R1 O5 J' B' l! H3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
% i. z8 {, W7 N3 W& e4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] $ K3 K3 |; ?1 u9 z- l% M
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. * Z. R; ?: P7 b0 z" h# F" Y: v
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
; e9 A o4 a0 w+ A) B2 T7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ' B) m" ?1 X( x" \5 k* O, [! R, ~
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
% Q' O+ E7 P5 ?; `- t/ S! J7 F9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
+ k1 S8 w+ ?2 e+ p2 z: \4 @: R. E10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. " _0 D8 K6 i) P, e
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. / Z* a. G$ U* L; P
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
3 ~0 P ?+ ^8 N5 Z13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
& K$ E5 p ?) h% A14. Can I flirt with you?
$ g2 H3 d+ S! l' g$ ?$ P: Z15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 4 o* F# M7 U8 E6 ]8 P, t8 x6 K
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
: P/ p1 s: W! H# F) W0 N. }17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
+ m) j: e o; D' S5 ~/ G6 T2 [$ I8 h18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? $ K. @4 G) {' V' {' E4 N
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 2 i+ q1 ~' n& ]# g
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2 O% ]( ?2 b& D2 j21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? / a2 p7 j! K, |/ w! O
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ! g0 x$ V' H2 t. F. Y9 T+ r( g9 x
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ' g1 T$ z2 B$ {7 \
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? % j; x/ R1 Y) Y% m; [: U% m% n
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 4 r* o- `% H' g# c7 C; O$ f
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
/ Z! d1 F8 { v* m27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 8 _6 g: Z; b/ ~
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 3 I3 Q+ }$ K1 @) u: @
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? % S0 f1 o- L5 E& a4 y/ ?2 v
30. So... How am I doing'?
) h- g& y. D5 Q5 I3 S) D7 z31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
9 N( [. a$ U- l& c1 E. c32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
7 T. i9 u7 @* k33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? . M( W" b5 |2 n2 @$ I3 W' P% ]7 C
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
! N- }! e- l( f) L0 |35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. * d& h+ t' ^0 B; U
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 1 B& J' q; X5 z# |
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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