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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  \3 I8 @4 s. b& I9 V4 y2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. + K' q: C3 a* G$ W8 m& a9 _
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
/ R% I% Y" r6 M& c" y1 I% O, s4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ; W7 F9 p4 v  U- p( Z6 ^
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6 F/ b: v' _' K9 a5 {0 a% R6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
+ J, F( h9 F6 o9 p$ S7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. . L% t2 Z+ s7 O. F; M; `* ~8 {1 i/ ~8 K
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
% e  A* p  z7 s. b9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
5 g, c, f- D) h5 a$ X4 ]6 H10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. # ?( A* w: z( _9 Y- l, s
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
$ s! q8 y/ [. l1 }+ G8 ?: g. |12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
2 L: e; e7 F: c+ q13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
6 Z3 O6 M. B& C/ `14.        Can I flirt with you?
9 |, S; D2 m9 B15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
3 z( t5 t5 O! I. O+ ]16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
9 F; N; T+ o- D8 P, X. V17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. / z/ @6 k9 Q/ _: o1 i
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? . A7 x" l, v5 w3 b" u3 a/ K. W$ I
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. & Y: |& w6 Q# A
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
8 I4 ?+ H  z/ A9 e" h21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? , k9 b1 S4 U/ P# i
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. + D# N5 R4 K0 m) P5 L9 S
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? + b/ U1 ]) J% l6 _
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? - r: {# j, s3 V. W4 |! n
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
3 H  y% h& Z% M8 ^( t& Y26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 7 d' X, W* {, {
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
6 g0 W6 `! ?' I28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- D( z) D4 P! ?2 F29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
; J: C( _# g  ^' F3 D30.        So... How am I doing'? ( P( S3 S( Y4 J1 V+ j7 O
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
9 Q$ p/ D& G, U, J8 d6 H+ P32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 0 ^4 b" U* \3 @  E0 s
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
- C; Q2 J3 v& h' B2 l+ e34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
5 z, J# }8 u( G' b. k1 H: h- o' {! j6 E35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ! K" F2 t" B! C( Y; `, z6 _& r
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? - \% q' t4 ?" t8 g
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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