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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....* ~+ \+ T7 C! t
/ \( r( E( T @; y4 l$ l. H" P1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
$ X/ ]0 H' A5 T" B# I8 \, N- _2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ) e- y8 {* ]" v# X' `0 x( |
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 4 h c* d: V% `- \5 R& }8 I" b
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
+ L$ x1 E% Y; l# v- ]3 ?5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
; Q0 [: j/ X: j1 Y+ I+ n6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
. k" m. |8 _1 f8 q% {/ J) S/ a7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ; O- c: A4 T$ v( H v7 |
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
% k, i- c6 C3 d3 }: L* x) l' s9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 6 K- o2 F! p( ?. h4 `
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
c9 u, H3 q; r3 [% `. J2 A11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. $ o2 v0 z4 H8 R8 A
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
2 V# Q$ o D+ y5 l13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? % P, Z% c' g- I
14. Can I flirt with you? 3 Q6 L& D( ?0 I# ` ~: q M
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
5 r$ `$ e4 j. M, |, ?/ `% f# O16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 8 g8 ~. }( G8 e3 n, a
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. , k8 X% l( u( f+ \+ Y, ]7 k! `
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
: ]/ X3 D% q1 s! b19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. ; f* P3 K2 H* y: i. P/ F' w
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
1 e" d) q" y8 m( k7 u21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ' l+ S/ }) w3 [/ I& w" V
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
2 A3 J: ]7 ]9 n0 C8 g' m$ w23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
h8 q: [- l9 B4 b24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
/ G* W1 Z9 i \0 f25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
R) P& S+ Q0 n0 e( ^! u8 S26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. " A6 V) F, U' w2 @: w
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? ( \* ?: Z' s3 g# v! k
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
( |1 Y P+ u- k' K9 C2 v29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
. R- [( D: `: b' a5 P0 X7 G30. So... How am I doing'? 7 ] u. c7 a9 h+ t
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
; o" x5 y5 x9 t* `& C+ z6 N32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. , A9 p& ^, f0 g+ Y4 \/ b0 L, `
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? # o7 Y1 U! Q& \1 {
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 8 A8 x0 ^8 N( v# `- {) ]+ L
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 9 p4 I- k7 a4 w+ s
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 1 A4 w/ s$ F# t' u% A7 Z6 O- s
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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