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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the $ o( l1 r; W# a) F F9 a) T1 J
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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3 M/ r2 {6 N, y% i) ^6 Y# s0 oWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 6 a' ?; R3 B f: `1 _# F& n l7 q
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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1 Y$ R/ m0 w6 P6 U+ OThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the / A! C3 Q. Z! U' J' m2 t
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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