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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ) e7 g5 f. E2 q2 `6 F* n, Y! z6 t
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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`4 D) L* w1 ~+ wWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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! L9 s3 A2 a; h8 E1 {. g, L# GThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
- _# F& |2 r: v+ ?1 {+ EDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 5 y( a0 C" F% \# o$ B
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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