1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; M: Z; `) u5 P: w- }5 v) D' [/ S I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.' h2 Z8 ?" T. {' J o( S
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?8 {. B+ I: P; V9 S' l
Not is you’re a chicken. % S* Z- F: B9 O# R/ K2 B3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? , E5 g. O* y7 F! z$ C: x' t The outside.9 m8 p5 f- `# F( t. d k( a
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?' ^7 D; f; O; ^
Fry-day!7 w9 W+ g/ H& {8 n# g! O
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 5 S; V$ g5 v5 c5 ~. X No idea. 1 X8 A1 J" B3 R6 l* t, K2 C6.Why you go to bed?. l1 W. r9 X, O7 }. x. _; y
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 2 h' \2 O# S9 Z8 V( a1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - n3 y# W1 S H
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 7 Q4 T' o6 }2 y3 ^2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 5 ]1 v7 i) I* u& s. R Not if you’re a chicken. : a; Q- V8 E5 B2 |! h& n5 B: ?3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 * V2 L+ w! z6 `6 F" @4 F1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . K4 c3 {0 Q# v! U; y' e
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 3 |) U- }+ M+ ^; e3 g+ t1 l2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 4 L! z0 ]2 Y$ U, E/ h Not is you’re a chicken. 2 P8 V' k4 Q, l7 c6 j* A& k3.Which side of the chi ...
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