1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ y" Y) x5 k' T- ]! P/ z6 Z
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. + h5 s. A) A6 C: N) e2.Is chicken soup good for your health?' ]* C+ H& Q' F. F4 z1 G! n: |5 \
Not is you’re a chicken.) d$ W* Q# f' R+ [6 `
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" k/ c; ~, r. }- U
The outside. : L6 V( H/ f: R6 u2 b& h- ?4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?9 j% P' u" Y% Q- A
Fry-day!: u$ S9 p* q- o$ s) R" I R; [
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?. P% v' w, _# ]1 ^9 k
No idea.7 Z* {; d2 Q" B. e
6.Why you go to bed? 4 T6 o" ~' ?% e; T: E Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 0 x2 c6 S; w5 J, m8 g1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) x% i- k1 Q" C* F& V% ?- @5 H
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& `8 p, T' Q7 N0 E6 }
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ' q2 s! ?- z, F$ Z Not if you’re a chicken.. Y9 }& A( p0 `) Z+ J" X
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表$ U# G/ U- G" k& r% T
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % t% p, }9 C( n. ~9 ^+ c% y
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ( X( I* X* {. {2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 1 [1 n. N/ B, g8 E Not is you’re a chicken. 6 q0 ~) X& x, }9 ^9 j* U3 V3.Which side of the chi ...
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