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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' a3 T. p6 y" M; q' o
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.2 D7 [# }1 j5 ?/ X, h' U
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?; z- k8 D, ^+ n: X$ ]. \. f* b: h1 ?
Not is you’re a chicken.
6 s2 T O5 R8 p9 K3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?* c- B& @% h8 ?+ l) S3 b; `6 n
The outside.4 y1 J8 h! Z6 \/ A' M
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?, W0 f8 z. O) J0 d1 U
Fry-day!! Z. P2 S: N" U
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
: K* ^% D4 I$ y" s- z+ d# k No idea.
8 _, X% T. j x% w. `6.Why you go to bed?8 x, a/ v+ C0 w- z, r& R) q
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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