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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
@" W9 X6 m! F* |2 j1 p& n I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.: I! E6 a$ c4 x+ a, Q
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
) n* q4 g: |9 p9 w0 ~ Not is you’re a chicken.
: n& ]- w( r% e# i) `- I4 \& o3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" Y* g6 E! q6 S* _1 |- T3 `5 B, k4 H
The outside.& }6 u% h# _7 n: t0 R- J. S
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
5 ~1 Z4 S" M s, F1 f Fry-day!1 s7 ?4 ~6 `/ F- Z, {. [+ ^1 |
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?# c2 W- A6 W, ` O* ]+ U
No idea.* J. X& C, n5 p+ E" _
6.Why you go to bed?
! l7 k0 E* f; m: W, g( n/ f* @ Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47
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