1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 g# X* a$ q5 F
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ' U* j9 p2 ]' w! j/ U+ U2.Is chicken soup good for your health?8 ]' Y" \( B) k$ K8 I; v
Not is you’re a chicken.& y; d" m9 H! U$ r9 q1 p% P* }
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 9 f6 f9 x0 X- V' C) U2 z; L; ` The outside.+ o( X: D+ Q3 ?& Y. A# `
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?' P" m' K4 u* |1 e$ U
Fry-day! ' f4 `: M) v! U/ p5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? ! E- p2 U+ v& F* V9 x No idea.3 d! \; C; |5 ~+ }; {
6.Why you go to bed?# v+ L: t0 U( B5 N- k
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表6 V* `8 m4 `$ o' F4 s* P1 Y
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 `) m# S2 e5 Y9 i( W. n& B
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.+ M- T* M5 N K' j z6 a
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? % M* q! D$ E' f% l# y Not if you’re a chicken. $ M V2 f* i$ d. T- B$ L3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表( f- j0 P A8 ?7 {& x5 N
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % R% L. y0 d% t# l I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ; j- ~" q5 T% t( y% K) b2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 L1 w1 t+ y: ]
Not is you’re a chicken.# [* l/ w) R+ K- j' A9 D! h6 C6 w
3.Which side of the chi ...
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