1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ! M0 c; z/ p y" J
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.% T0 b) K9 W L9 i" a) _
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?4 ^0 K. G% L7 ?1 ]% v7 T7 n
Not is you’re a chicken. # j6 B& g' ^3 O" V( Y1 @+ H/ { Q3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ! Q- s( D7 }$ T4 Q The outside. * F9 P$ O$ [, ^' z# S' ]$ {6 ~# y* k5 [4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? # |% s/ c# R# ]" K. ~0 _' R4 C Fry-day!& p; R- v; ^# j# M
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 8 {9 f* G5 V* c3 H No idea." m" A1 O# w0 ~
6.Why you go to bed?* I" ?3 L! R; n; Z9 C% i$ f- h
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ! H( E$ C V* `' N! O. |" g) Q1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) L& w7 K* T3 Y- j7 K I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.; q5 X- G! p. D3 G# T" n: w
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?+ |$ ?1 d& g$ _0 R6 N; x+ X s
Not if you’re a chicken. - L8 ^) E4 y' i2 c: `( o# B" L! t3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 1 P. w3 D3 P. {" d) I+ h3 |1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 z7 D2 S% a: S0 Q( S8 } u3 O I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.+ c2 Q8 z* o! o$ L) S
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? & f$ e3 l7 z/ t. n Not is you’re a chicken.5 h2 x" O) V5 ]& L9 \/ M. P) Q% J
3.Which side of the chi ...