Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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6 x: a' B5 a6 _% X! _) }$ e>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% {+ y$ [( ?8 U5 W>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  T; q6 k( H/ N7 k( `( }' b>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
) ~7 I- {3 N+ s: C& J% [>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
8 F6 F" N1 Z  O6 L1 S; Z* k+ |) M9 \>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
+ Y9 ]6 O$ i' u5 B& V>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
. B7 x9 g5 [7 A>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
& Q8 e- `5 b2 p! o) D7 T! T$ e; E>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
: A7 q/ I  {5 C" M' ]7 Q>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
' K( i, d" N5 ?( ]" c$ J7 T. D>> Nothing happens again.
- {/ E" y, q1 {2 G6 G6 q>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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: E% {. N1 d$ M  i7 E) a5 W2 R>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
2 E# }, T! ?  X4 t6 f* B6 A>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
( Y- `9 b1 ~! `$ p4 q. W>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
5 r; b7 T5 e1 o# L>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
% q5 y  L/ X" A9 ?2 B# \, P; V>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
0 t' P- W6 G! Y3 J" E' W>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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. W# V# N* g. o! f% H>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
+ o# g+ l& S. g3 z9 N>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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# M+ ~  m6 f& u. D+ p0 |>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.