Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
! J1 Y7 r* \0 g( |' p8 N3 j>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
3 W! I! s% F8 _2 u  O! u- _$ pbit.
: F# ?: S* \; M) s/ T>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
1 s; _$ Z7 h0 p5 `/ m( `  W  D>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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4 N3 t  p6 i9 b>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
( u! o2 ~% _7 B9 S8 s>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
5 L+ g4 O- _$ L>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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7 V5 j. n8 y* F% O>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
& y' b* c6 ?2 Q! A/ |/ k! [>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
5 C" R1 ~0 e: O( _>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
) U% p, |: o) j# A>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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- x1 v/ l* x9 t: v/ G8 T>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 W+ v+ E0 a4 U2 N8 k' {5 |' m>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 M8 G7 K9 {) S3 W  {* o9 s>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
& P+ n/ @+ S; j  F9 o7 `+ v% Z>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
4 S& ^, G3 E2 i% E; U$ ^1 H9 G" `>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
; H8 x0 c% U' h" f, f1 O>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
; k6 G- E8 k/ E, w) T6 _>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
/ C9 I  R5 [3 g; y6 g>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
5 _% R$ D: x" y- q1 V>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 {$ J3 _9 ]8 x7 J>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
- g6 b6 |9 i1 M" k& E# O, g>>             No third date.