Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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+ e5 c  _. o  b8 }# `+ Z>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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8 R& v8 l9 b4 H2 l7 q>>             IRISH WOMEN:
: P1 G: \+ z* @( |, J+ V>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 B  m4 I4 s0 v; }! ]>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& }' ~. \3 I1 j! C! {>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
* N5 d2 f  x) f) J& Y9 q- R>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
( C5 g! Y# y& t9 ?* n>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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" y3 z  T5 h) Q: [>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ M# ~5 }' K0 Y+ F0 b, T6 p3 d>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
4 t$ ]0 Q7 x' S# {( Q>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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+ J2 D  b9 h, T" u: `>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
7 U* ?2 d$ y0 Q+ w# i4 R>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
2 n. Y, d1 H1 z$ v% Y  Q2 M>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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1 _* R2 K2 s4 n, d& w: H4 C. Y>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
& K9 A2 W- p) F' o>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
4 K: g1 n+ F8 u9 A( G>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
0 Q& I5 l3 B# m8 w, F. C>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 ^3 Z2 }7 o$ t5 H>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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9 {- c3 n, T  Y>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
, O$ ]5 L3 k7 X3 ^& V$ D) Y>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
1 |5 x- d& s) v- h/ Q% j>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
& I/ k4 Q5 u( o" o0 j  C# C>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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$ n- B) i- E' E7 y# P, E>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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+ Q; i& g& d8 t! u>>             ARAB WOMEN:
- m" U1 z: T4 V+ X3 s/ ?>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
2 s! j, \$ k  O# r>>             No third date.