Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
, o4 K  z! \8 P% J>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' \! I$ e4 g# B7 F9 e$ P( c" [>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
* w5 u1 U9 x% S* X) A+ \7 ^. V" K>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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% _( @+ V, M. k* \+ {) v>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
) n9 F" Q! ]) N7 F! \, R3 J>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
6 O9 ~5 g& K4 M* k+ C( [>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
& [1 ^+ k8 r! X) t8 q>> Nothing happens again.
, {6 V! ^6 Y! l1 d/ h0 H1 V>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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" h8 _7 H8 n' g8 c>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
+ g9 M3 `) J4 f$ Y; Q+ N3 |>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
- [: G/ b; N8 P% O  S>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
3 c. _% @! ~/ K- A. h# @>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
) z5 w8 @4 q1 [8 v7 B7 {>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
7 n5 O: P6 b' z, h8 s; v6 H" z>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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* b; U" @+ u8 ^) h0 w>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
' p! O/ R/ b( Z' u3 _* j>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.