Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
3 \( ^0 r6 ]( l5 I- f7 A0 l>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
6 X: I) n# B, o" Y, ^2 K>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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# k/ ~% l2 M+ e$ |>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 g* ^* T3 ?, w9 q8 U>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
5 d1 X3 @* L4 U) O3 Z5 ~>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
7 s/ S) U* O/ x3 L% e4 C5 r4 Q# w>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
5 o' L2 I# m. H) t3 b: t6 U5 O>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
! O- {+ c* y; C7 J>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
& T6 o) \6 K/ q/ X* A5 A>> nothing happens.
& r* \3 ?( h, Z& r1 Y  t>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
; n1 K: M8 E8 O>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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' v2 A5 T, n) m6 A>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
& Z5 T2 n! B, R>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
# k- T9 C: {7 {6 H3 W7 j>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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; o( I) h. b* }( m0 ~* }>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
0 I  X7 k6 i) I, t/ P. C6 j>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
* X! [) `& |- i+ T% F  @* M7 y>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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, N+ v/ K/ P3 H5 D>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
, k7 E6 ]3 f5 S5 V# ^>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
0 T2 P% g7 ^" k' l0 R# ]7 D6 H) Y>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
7 Y( O# j/ X7 s" o>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.