Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
( j% q7 t/ b8 x>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
$ r& J# I# m, ?* c; j5 [9 J>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
1 e8 ~- q( w! Y- g8 s; Q1 b9 T4 s4 @>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
% F9 b, l) J5 Z6 z1 L2 f" v1 C9 ]+ m>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
' H% ]( y0 Q, P, e7 ^>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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" ], `4 A: T* X" e' w' E>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
' f0 C5 U: a3 Z6 m4 y) R3 p>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
( _+ s/ ]8 r  a4 v- O>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
' E5 g* c+ w) u! ~/ ?* H>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
# w# H, w, D5 W9 y- j>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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$ h& z9 f9 Z/ W# z$ k& o7 I>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
& b0 `$ o2 I2 V>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; V0 [2 j& u! c, L>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, G7 ]+ J% U* Y5 ]  L; H  T/ J>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
% [! @* G+ C5 v5 s0 j>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
. J; ]0 ~6 w% C& x; _( h$ R# |>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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8 \0 X, f+ u1 S7 R1 j>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
9 K$ J  |) e% I. ^# s>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
* N$ k9 V) v/ T>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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. b& @. Q5 k4 a; n: F1 t>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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) P/ {6 G6 ^* h& ]4 M>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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5 w' }$ A$ K, x; o+ K>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.