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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!6 |% E( Y X4 `3 ?
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.": e* c" ]8 d, ^& E+ r9 r
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
7 n0 O a3 m8 f: ?( e3 ZEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.2 j1 {/ [' q" t# J
3 H# N! m$ R& O sThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."9 Z" n) b- q4 H# n1 Q
; Z# \/ e3 b, E. QThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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