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Spring is officially coming today!
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# y' b) n/ x1 ^; rThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!9 Y. d. r$ v* O6 C& z, d
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."" q8 L* Y; }' ]; b" l* I7 C5 S
9 t( v! b& \' ?So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.$ B. F: D7 p2 H, \; b6 L; v
; c1 B( }5 M3 h _% d. w0 W: J; FThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."8 S# e# ~& r9 f" ? l
. ` j) l2 f9 G" p% R# P7 sThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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7 g7 L6 }3 n, DThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.* O* h' C4 P) k* f
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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