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Spring is officially coming today!. ?, h \" g7 [ E$ H' g) }) H
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!9 C! C+ T' i7 c2 M; h5 M, x7 V
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.$ C# {9 u9 L. g8 O9 K: X7 U
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." r1 r) Z) ~- {* j
2 `' I4 g% O" D3 P7 n; xThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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) A ^1 X8 n- l) ^The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
; Q+ P$ _' \0 R; Q$ ?Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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& k6 a2 M- J2 }6 D0 ^The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."5 Y3 _7 }6 b1 s: p1 D
/ ^. x& ^' m0 y: ^The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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