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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。, M: i! \6 c9 x2 d
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6 |- k" s8 L" G7 F6 J% p v) qA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
. k3 r9 x8 l, ?$ s* |1 sThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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7 X0 x" D% d& T0 mHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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+ \' h2 \7 y* W3 rThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. . k2 e! ]1 A( h3 Z' e8 i4 @! }
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. & ?3 q; \1 R/ D3 x0 A
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 7 ^7 a4 d( t6 M% W4 d& P/ z
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. : X- l; P; m" d* l
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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0 N V$ n" l* e$ e8 w$ n"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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' s) {/ E' d) u1 g% FShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. , H: V r; t6 G# Z7 O* v- g
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ) A' _8 g; ^9 J
, I$ R! J J- r* O& l"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ; {$ I+ ? a* v6 N t6 c
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