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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece2 A4 }: z/ b0 r- Z3 J
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ( S! Z7 v6 l0 Z7 j6 j; N; U h* U
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 5 P3 E) g- c( s
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. - G1 L* R1 X# t: ]
$ f' X" ^& Z+ `6 y! K5 y3 }0 ^The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. T0 L/ q' w/ e1 K" {& K4 I
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 9 z1 Y- k, B- B( H
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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. r) E( X* j+ f' e"But it's not for me to question his story. ! t ~4 z* Y* E, M* E! B# S
1 z* A3 s% h; u: r"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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* u* l" e, P. a7 l! ~% Y; y$ g: bMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 8 J3 ]6 M: o& j" c4 Y) j/ @
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. + _- f. u* O. L+ ^, s
7 ?7 w' T0 j' b x; K"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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6 h ?$ m3 V5 D" [2 _Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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, L9 C1 d7 k1 ~# L) PA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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6 C( y! c8 W0 D8 n: y+ x"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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