信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

3 U7 Y8 Z! y$ j8 w* qA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
) T' L' Q) S; `  }The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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9 y2 D# p: s6 C8 z( ~# M9 }He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

3 ^0 T' w7 z' a8 f& q1 c8 kThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

: n" H3 _" G7 x7 @% c5 m3 |Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
" }* }8 j* q; y# WA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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* {3 I! h/ F/ V; Q"But it's not for me to question his story.
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- z# @9 {( l; i8 u9 V  e: N0 ~+ T" f0 A"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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1 W5 a3 v' d; }& gShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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, `: e4 q( A& ^& t, Q* GMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.


  i# L% I% t' L! a"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.

0 E6 a& p  {4 j# r* R0 K"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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% e% d; n. v  `0 nHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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9 ~; Q& U+ s1 R# j2 fA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）

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2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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6 r; H3 R& h9 T, `' \' aGod punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/

God punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。