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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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8 Q& Q) ]# h4 p9 ?A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. " g; l1 i; E) b7 f' I
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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1 q( u5 k9 X" ~/ s' kThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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+ Q; ^0 p8 V4 P; u) H- LThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ( v+ d+ h1 ^6 G1 M! X
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. : I& r7 F: h5 u w8 @# _
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. Y) w0 k$ L" t# \' L5 z
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"But it's not for me to question his story. / t% b, B' i2 I( D( Y) C
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." % k0 m0 a8 b4 R5 [
; C* D/ V8 X" x$ v5 sShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 6 I. C+ K5 ]" E( p6 c0 }9 E, w
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ( \9 x- s8 c7 z- P- w4 D# A
* T) I. I% {1 ^& ~! x* X9 ["Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 5 k% M' f8 R, i2 D/ y) \) F
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ) Y7 C& _; r4 J+ m, Z4 W1 p. O
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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