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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
I! [0 A& o% f# K! l9 W7 {his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
# `% Q4 a% ]6 E) S, r6 J: xdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he7 D6 k/ {. n4 E; F$ D: r4 {
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked9 h7 G3 n$ N. ^5 b$ s; s5 @5 A1 Q$ ?
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
" S& S z1 H$ \; ~I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
3 K1 c9 x O+ f$ [$ S( Kexcept... ahhh... never mind."' C N ^4 c2 f8 Z# U4 g. a' l6 }
, ?0 ^: N1 ]6 ]7 t( g8 u! E "Except what?" the man asked.; M+ b: D, J" @7 z
"Nothing, nothing."
! k9 v, B c9 j% \* ~* c "C'mon, tell me!"
: p: q4 h# z8 v0 s2 U+ b2 X: n; g "Well, there is VooDoo Dick.": A+ i. o3 d" Y$ ]
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.2 i+ I& V/ q6 f6 r
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
! Q( O6 B0 O \" ?* L K3 R So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
7 e( D7 O1 D. M; |: P& x. \( tcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
. O/ B/ b& b5 D2 Y9 bordinary-looking black dildo.# Q; W5 ?9 o- O; E) f- s
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?" ?* r& N( y: G: I$ C9 M
; O( a/ J# x5 x7 E1 P) q' N6 x The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old: B) o6 B4 Y9 ^
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
- t3 L) V' Z2 [1 a VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started+ _& q7 G- J0 D% ]+ |
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
L: ?3 L9 y) h0 P) w; \developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
; E1 b# M }3 q4 F" F: W! z"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to6 V% E8 b7 ^1 @' L/ `: q$ e
the box and lay there, quiet once again.- L2 `1 B- X u9 ~. f0 y' C9 C
# B3 [7 T! ]; N1 z( o) }3 T "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
8 I' S9 H+ f3 a" T9 f1 q9 p( dwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took' b3 _( v' |6 T' t7 G; k: s
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all / n* B! l) t' f( F1 U
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip0 @1 ~) |* v# n, z6 H; y$ t2 N8 O
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.: O7 d1 W. N: o2 g3 i1 P7 F0 t
0 T# `, f* J6 A- L% D8 B After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She. A" L) C0 K; ]7 S4 u* [
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she5 N* D/ s& g* j/ }. v! s
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
/ u' D" S+ u+ H7 S" y6 H"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
* v; }9 `5 a/ @! h6 R3 Q% ogreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
* w7 c O" B/ n }decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her4 k4 Q) D7 C1 I5 Z7 z
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
$ U$ e [6 T& T5 O, ~% Pto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
" u, U W# Y6 Y s2 k9 H3 X, Njust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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9 ^& j% t1 t1 |! E5 G, X Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
0 e6 w2 c, ]4 @4 b( o$ P2 b# vto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
/ |9 F* ^9 r3 H7 d% d! k qtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next: w9 }; E& q7 z3 f
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights$ ]. ]# I# c9 F
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
% R/ y6 H |/ h, qmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
! [0 y9 m" j4 b7 d: f# Z! ghadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.! [+ |+ `8 D; ? _- i! b5 M+ H
. P5 J0 N3 ~- F. q0 S The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
: t* ]7 Z1 m: R Q* wlady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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