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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
4 r. J, z% {) A' k( xhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
! p' r6 Y$ S3 J3 k$ ~ V( m! adecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he" [/ w! ]8 f0 v+ v% Y6 Z. \/ ^& k
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
6 \( Z1 T2 x! U8 @if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,) P+ V$ k! k2 W$ _
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,8 g. h V$ {: f1 f) X3 O9 o8 W, ~
except... ahhh... never mind.". U7 ~2 t( T, ~, w5 i% ^
! R D$ L2 Y- x% w$ f "Except what?" the man asked.
, B: T3 J$ R5 I( k5 R% u; H3 ` "Nothing, nothing.": W- _7 z+ W9 _
"C'mon, tell me!"+ z, O; u5 u& T$ y, N3 \+ a" }5 ^
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."# a+ ~/ {. P$ _; s5 G( d7 p$ J3 }
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
! m3 v) |) k3 S. a$ y6 Y "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
" h8 P) E1 C+ I0 V/ f So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
9 ?7 E4 u9 r! t2 @carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very$ G& b' U1 K8 b: p1 I7 p9 n
ordinary-looking black dildo.
2 h& z4 B# K0 q! l; h The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"0 i8 }2 _. k, H l& q: F" S
$ E% J1 E, R2 n' _1 a% u9 E The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
5 O0 r h3 ~# ]/ u" H; {- |! eman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
U3 |7 @& J2 E5 p& c3 ` C VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started9 M s2 e1 _: T4 b0 U
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 0 i5 p4 z( _. t0 W
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,/ \ t3 e: b( W9 z5 U) W2 H
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
- |3 S. |: {* w/ ethe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
: \6 _: x) f- o+ r! x: A5 Y! Mwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took# \( Y' K/ U0 D, O7 u0 R
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ' ?! z" o8 B9 Y9 j. \- a
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip8 A- n. x) @3 R. S2 K2 } R
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
8 C [1 `. y+ S- ?% Pthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she' E* i H3 r$ o6 K2 o$ s
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
4 e* `3 Z0 `' C5 M* ^/ y) U) I! O"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was8 [, h" u9 a( ?- R
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
6 R+ J2 T4 M/ D% ], W3 ~decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her/ Z; H, m/ S6 m' M9 {* f/ j# z
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!5 G! M( C+ Y; b8 ?1 K7 X
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried1 X* M x) H& U3 M
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
* ^+ C( F2 } @8 h2 q! I/ H8 pjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive7 h- m' Y3 |9 q" _9 x' Y' o
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming0 b! a7 }3 p3 r- w( L8 D5 |
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
4 o+ k0 c- Z/ o# T/ F( N4 othing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
# @1 N1 o" n4 C5 J O- X. D: _flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how# i0 o2 _- l7 A3 F1 E h
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she) \/ O! \/ _( ~3 ^1 v2 ]9 e' b0 _
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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) c- G) J: j+ ]6 h The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
& v4 O. J- x ~* q3 B6 ulady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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