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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! X) z6 Y/ E% F
请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写0 U+ Z7 @4 K% X$ Q! }; N5 \$ { X
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down.0 A* A$ [8 T0 E+ }# _' e
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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" j5 U7 u6 l8 ^% \; d1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.9 V' F) T" Q. \6 j7 f
Let it be.
1 B6 U0 y8 C5 h) U" @- V: l: a1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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' d& @7 l7 m8 i3 \/ ~1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
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+ g: b0 R- j! Y/ N1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！6 {' b6 V; i( U. m- N/ e
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1. Crying is blackmail.5 n, ?8 K1 X2 a' p
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1. Ask for what you want.
4 @3 p4 y9 s% I, X" nLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
8 |9 y# A9 u2 i. P$ NStrong hints do not work!9 a. X+ G1 Y2 Q ~0 x8 ]4 J, c" z
Obvious hints do not work!
0 a! X5 ^3 E3 a6 EJust say it!
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1 }* g# B* I1 x( W, s7 m我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）" N4 l6 W" A2 C2 n8 v9 p
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's/ d7 q2 } C% q7 m8 `
what we do.
/ P7 f4 ]% D f9 M2 @- iSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
& x, v% f1 s0 D2 U1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.. f( p P. Z. Q" K" M
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去7 C: v9 a% S, { ~4 J: k
9 `& P9 S5 |4 ~1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument./ w+ P1 y% Y7 I1 k+ @' u M& }2 Z
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
$ M- i; H4 B7 T! _3 j* C6 h" H我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了! t. U1 [% t! N2 A2 ?
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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) p- j/ T1 r) u* Y1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
! u9 g7 B6 J* L( t1 d# O$ ^, M1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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5 c V1 w2 e. |$ w6 i1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways5 c. z. z! F1 w5 o& [; o* c
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
6 x% B7 T3 N; ~$ N) T+ |1 O+ m7 ^1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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9 ]- B1 u2 R+ T5 ^- N$ [' E（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）, p# S. [# s4 o) C) ?" I
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it3 o/ m. S; O% E% r
done. Not both.
, G7 F1 l3 @4 Y) e! K# w/ [. \( yIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during) N$ H% f% S% k& j9 t
commercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.; j& u$ x7 h3 P3 W( [6 E
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.* q8 u- C- u8 k+ D$ G" ~" P
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
4 r" _: T0 v% |0 g3 F* ^# D( |4 d% kWe have no idea what mauve is.
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( }' y0 C ?# e( D& d' f- q1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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% x$ k/ } b, B1 y1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like- U* @" g6 h* J7 H
nothing's wrong.0 H6 z5 p! t+ N, _
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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( T3 W3 q9 a$ G& t6 l1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
2 e1 x7 c' t! r) r+ Ryou don't want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to, |" f( A: a( M# D7 T; Z1 ^
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;. L: M( ?# N* y) ?* ]
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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+ k, p) X7 c: ?; {( n" [6 UPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.: x- t O" F+ V
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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