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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
& k) f, D3 A8 f1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫0 w4 ~" t; K/ ?4 q! S5 G3 H
5 Z5 @' s, q# }$ q' ?2 v1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it/ h& T; K- j: Z& E+ ^
down.
! K8 y8 U) P( s* `; w# wWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down./ d( ?( O3 y. Q
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？3 ~0 H! p4 ~5 \1 O Q9 o
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
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) e1 D( l/ }; k: ] P @1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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: q8 G6 `* T0 o4 H" M- z1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it6 i: B4 ^9 R+ L% o
that way.& G' u( W* M) J2 ?( b
1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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- e0 n# Z3 |' s8 }1. Crying is blackmail.
5 e9 g* ~1 \% y4 }4 R1，哭泣是敲诈
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1. Ask for what you want.3 k# Q( o$ ]9 }9 P7 w9 T
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!1 u4 S4 _! x0 q7 a3 { S5 I. N
Strong hints do not work!
6 ~9 s1 Z, X3 Y; D' `, X% e- PObvious hints do not work!
+ X) w. ~& G5 w' E& AJust say it!4 ?: I( |2 p0 ^1 v
1，你想要什么就说% |+ X2 L0 y) _' N' l- o2 C9 |
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！6 `! y2 b# e6 J* u" |& D: x
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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+ r- e: } }5 Q1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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- S- L' w1 s& Y G' V" I* C, e$ ]- \1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's4 w$ C6 B9 U6 w* j
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
" A u! \! a# I% D' x2 b+ |1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。+ s$ L V+ I5 v% T2 S% w
' M/ L7 O* R. \8 b5 h: x: P# o1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
, U8 v% B1 o( k) {1 m1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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3 j+ p0 Y" k9 h. G% x1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.- t: M* V' t& U8 H
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
8 t0 S1 ^$ h( R! c3 J9 z我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了, ~6 M5 l" o: X# X& E, Y0 @6 L
4 [* Y6 c m4 L. S; g/ t+ ]1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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* |( `1 Z1 r% K) G, o/ ^8 j1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.$ f) k/ y& W) C
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们2 i2 C3 ]8 {2 i, H" M# n! Q
) q) `) B {* [/ Y# F4 k1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways3 Q& b6 a# T/ ^" D X
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
/ a/ c: m( V& o% s9 `$ A6 {; l) w1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）+ z n3 K* t# c+ ]1 Q$ ]" A9 Q3 d
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it4 o! C0 `- Z, O+ u$ M; s/ l$ Q
done. Not both.
8 P# m# C' \/ `If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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- V; h7 q6 a! D/ O m1 ]1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during* l# X1 d9 z$ w) f# V8 J1 U
commercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.( \0 s" ` d! e' q, }
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.' d7 ?; p: n/ S
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.3 ~0 P! _( S$ g1 C2 S2 J
We have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.3 U" w7 B6 _9 Q/ @9 `
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
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4 T* m7 e( Q- R: \: k# b+ YWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.2 s6 Q; D | v: ~! ^4 y3 x
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
. G# Y# E. H& \5 U/ g& gyou don't want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
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; @8 g* t& ]7 Y; o1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
3 J) ?% I5 H( {" f+ W# e! g- ?: ^# vdiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.1 P1 k* M+ {/ O1 ?; u, `6 x
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1. You have enough clothes.. C! x3 \+ T+ e& o) Z
1 i- E/ f+ F: S E# Z1. You have too many shoes.9 c/ s) g$ t* g6 Z) K% @6 N
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!3 o. I& A& @+ x
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1. Thank you for reading this./ A% c" i9 ~- P8 ?* I; a/ r$ |7 d# t
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;+ D8 U7 s+ r. Z; P4 K- P3 a
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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+ A6 x& z9 B; M& F: d( `* cPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
' r% F; Z. j! e MPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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