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What it really means:# j8 `, k4 E( [! j
8 K, ^1 [* w. {# i; N; {8 t& G40-ish = 49
( R& g% H. j1 F* [: S2 e' ]. b+ I2 JAdventurous = Slept with everyone
/ _9 G$ K1 D0 i3 c- L4 L7 bAthletic = No boobs: ]9 i& h5 S6 q- [
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
" ?, N. Y! N3 I x# J$ YBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
' I% j* Y' i0 w# E. A* i |Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
/ V; L- }* |! {Emotionally Secure = On medication( Z3 F) ^, [; Y6 X3 N+ K) Z1 u! u
Feminist = Fat, hates men0 l- O7 c* x+ Y: u$ @2 V
Free Spirit = Junkie" v& @, f9 G3 R
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person! m4 e( L, Y4 K g5 x6 C
Fun = Annoying- Z% r6 p2 U- g5 ^# h6 h
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
- f2 p0 s$ W% |. E6 j+ q+ M; D6 nOpen Minded = Desperate/ x) d" [" Z, h5 A; K3 K
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing! ]7 V; q9 ~9 G) T
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
$ N2 _. ? G5 I) a( Q" P: zProfessional = Bitch' B, b4 h) E, @! i
Voluptuous = Very Fat
+ t6 M9 X* |( H0 `- eLarge Frame = Hugely Fat
; E$ X! X3 g- C3 T0 dNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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