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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer ) w2 g# {+ H+ r6 m9 W
white: how control?
4 G) ?) F  X( W hackers: white with a Trojan 3 ^9 f; i3 D, J7 Z
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
0 j3 h7 w5 v1 ]" M, V hackers: Open your Task Manager ' x5 M# [+ Y( w6 ?  R
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
+ w4 T( U0 w1 \% U) C! \/ ` hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! ! D- M; F# {$ J. u! d
white: \;
+ M+ ^" f! t0 ?6 c* y3 V( c. G Hacker: I have control of your computer
/ {1 S8 Q/ |) N white: Oh ) |# M8 c- J/ Q- P, f* n" e
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
9 T* U- n! n8 c0 J! \ white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord ! @* L6 `, N+ ?/ O9 |6 _# z" A
machine hackers:. . . . . . . P8 _6 v  A0 F9 g) f& B+ D8 W

, W6 B. n7 o/ O0 `2 s white: how do you always in my computer and out of . S# Y' k. `9 i) l5 v# K7 r
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
1 M* x% h. T8 {4 ? white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 7 F0 m4 \! {) j' A1 j5 i
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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) }: A9 r2 M8 }9 D; d small White: I heard that you will create a \!
9 h& x+ K+ C* [- h  T hackers: ah 0 ~6 V% O/ s0 z" n; T& y) h
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 0 `  a( g/ w2 V3 d8 u- K
hackers: General is the 4 g( q6 T  v3 p6 q0 @  q
white: you can black out those sites?
# X/ H( u$ u) c6 ^/ H hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \8 h9 g9 x& p( s# w. |
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
7 F( v/ t& X* d6 D) a hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the $ P6 y: e+ d! Y' n  C6 k; f. x
white: is not it, this is Brand
6 O9 K% s4 R2 |! M2 w' U Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
+ N; V* g) ]" J) U/ o- x white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye 6 \( @0 Q7 c8 `- `* T2 h' x
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! $ b& F% M" m& Q; G  K! I
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
* Z6 j9 q/ t6 z1 z4 F hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 6 I& p. E: |" ^& W
white: I want to Please help a busy 7 m1 g5 w  x1 z" b
hacker: What? 0 @" K, H) |; v% y! L
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data & J( _! B( |/ z0 X$ J
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! : d. j4 r( Y6 n" t$ f
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
, \: r% C' {) K( e% v2 [ hackers: die! ! 8 n: e8 c+ E. J7 W- T1 v

: ~; n& O/ ^* e' l6 s( |, g) k hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
, J, X& A" f6 |9 z& @) i white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
4 ?: a( v- T/ S, D! w9 ]; ^ Hacker: I'm looking for something " v8 U+ \6 r+ S2 G: f! S
white: what I find here? 1 ]/ K: E4 S* Y; a* h
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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7 I  x2 `" M' P3 G% M- V/ b: ~ most hackers : I come! !
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: l' q6 x- ~4 V0 B4 a8 [# C hacker: how not to speak?
  q) e- Q* t/ _! X& G9 v+ b% m7 ^ white: a bad mood , S# y" ~' }( F2 w
hackers: Who bullied you? - x  a7 I& s( s9 W* m
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love ' G. F7 f$ d/ j: @& ~
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you 7 X7 C8 L' _% f7 I/ H. S
white: do not get back 0 P9 I- H( l+ S% A) e5 s/ v
hackers: No, tell me what number? $ c. s/ O4 j% K9 b3 N/ l+ \  |
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 3 U! a0 o. C/ T+ L" E

% s, u0 a  d1 ^" s white: you gave me out! ! ! !
4 D" H& K  G. k# L$ d" | hacker: how wrong? !
* t9 }& |( B/ i7 m/ A6 \5 M white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! 0 q7 z8 d5 ?, a: b% u9 X+ q6 b
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
& o# @7 u" ^1 L white: it does not work! ! ! 8 \( J# t5 G+ y, m+ U/ L8 x$ C
hacker: how should you like? & ?! }! T  Q6 V
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! ( H# R) u0 v: t# o1 y9 L3 z6 h3 W3 H& Z
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
) m5 ^9 x7 j( }, C. | white: what
8 V  K, W5 Z5 g+ M, D hackers: I go to the forums posted the top ' k6 f; h0 T( z+ ]5 X3 Q
white: This very common ah
/ K- T$ h( @( [- w; O( ~' L* L+ A Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
! e  g  n1 g) X* p% v white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
% n+ u# {6 p1 L4 t+ l2 o, U Hackers: Yes, has been banned. . U8 G# u  c' B6 Y: U
white: this is also fun? ! * o- \) k8 E0 R
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
: o# A& q3 f) s* C white: you are pro? + g% V* O/ d% ~% ]$ y& ?/ J% X
hackers: You can say it. 1 z  s8 ?, q* F) x7 _, ^  a
white: to what extent high?
1 o  {$ f! f/ l/ |+ H hackers: ah, I am bored when their own % X$ g, y4 D9 O9 b- t" D. M
white black: Ah, this I will! 9 w, N; z, C: P
hacker :#?%! You can? ! . y; {" l4 e+ c
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . " x/ |8 o/ e2 p2 w  [
hackers: Go!
* O; z9 p* k  W# _  z! ~ white: Ask your question
. y2 I, C) d& K hacker: says
: z5 Z( u* g3 z7 A/ C) B white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
/ A. S1 l1 u8 ^$ K- M! W; F Hackers: Yes you can. . . . & r$ a- O6 [- g" Q! c; k$ N* @
white: no networking is also OK? 4 K- q) d# N- Z% Y$ B( j1 n
hackers:. . . . . . . 9 g' N" b, H1 T
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
; d4 A' y, }' T$ _9 Y5 C9 E hackers:. . . . . . . . 8 `! Q# y  K9 A2 t6 o* j$ }0 {
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 5 L% `2 K& w: D  k) k4 c
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep % ]2 S6 e* ^0 n
white wash: my computer is broken
' I6 W% ~' o7 k# Y9 W3 O  C hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem ) T+ f+ i2 c2 \3 v0 f. `
white: that is, you bully me ' |1 c! {. O! g4 b+ W# e( d
hackers: No ah
. u- b& `8 [! Z8 S5 p% a0 F  h2 y white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
! S/ H' |3 J0 _: I4 e7 c6 d hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ . i# e' m1 x7 `+ G. g
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
; V- K5 P" M3 h- C5 t3 I Hackers: should be able to 2 U3 r8 e/ f1 p  |2 B* ^
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? 7 y/ f9 _6 j; p" _7 Q' O
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
3 G" p5 \+ K0 R8 |. z white: of course, \! ! Z2 S, Z% h3 q- c3 E1 g
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! 5 e* ]& K* W6 z

$ Q% {0 v5 j( w$ G( O white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
0 U' ^' D% ~$ U6 e7 V' C  a% J hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
1 X! a2 ~8 j+ N- k white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
  f7 W3 p+ k- f$ I2 I8 o0 v- i7 b& | hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes % s( a/ h, m) q
white: that problem, you can solve it : z& ]* {7 Z5 ~) N0 A
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
: x, F) B7 u# ~  V white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it 7 H8 q4 Q& ~+ k  f+ V
a hacker:. . . . I excused + X3 D2 [- k5 F& {
white: we see meet you? 6 V  l. `- H0 ]: `( S5 S4 S
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 5 p" I% \0 B1 u& ^- v* B& i6 W
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to . _; c2 m# Y# \
Hacker: Oh, what you think? : e, T/ z7 t) Z) P
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 1 @  p. v# C1 r- T( [& m
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
1 B4 x  s; N, ?8 j) H7 A# X8 q hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ 3 ^$ I0 P: d. A
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
; r0 K$ T) |) C! T  |# J* r! } hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in , }1 T! B, y8 k/ l4 J! F. K# T
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
/ Y* W) Y; X3 x# T& x' L hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
! z$ C! l% d. N6 t/ f/ p white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
  r4 A+ c; I- V; n. O! S hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
3 e  u6 ?/ z6 A. p" p8 V3 C7 } white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! - l4 h2 H$ s" T9 o1 F5 d0 y
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? 2 w4 b. l+ i. |6 T2 s3 D  M2 `
hackers: No wonder, only used / g9 N! @/ p" U
white: no you're curious about the place?
- v2 p* U8 m( ]6 q hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 5 V. ]0 `% H& E- `8 H

- j. k+ v! }; C: e& h/ |! o white: I would like to control your computer
5 Z, N4 |. _: p6 j Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
/ F2 P; p$ j' Z; G; d* E; ` white: This is not fair! ! 9 _; f. x' t' Z; \, f  Y/ F
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
' R, K2 w# |9 Z) d% r& L white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
1 p# f/ r& u0 R2 A* K; _$ N hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
" A1 v, u  g; I; t$ e( _ Hacker: I'm white " S  A1 o. M, O# w) J: \% c9 o
us again: This is probably the last time we met the ' E0 W9 B) f6 ?7 e
Hacker: Oh? What happened? * k5 Y' X# t1 V
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
! ]: X! l7 |5 P" ^, n7 @% k hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
$ y, B. O& e8 J; w; F white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
6 q4 X! z. w  V# I6 x0 g( u7 s hackers:. . . . . . . . . . $ V3 Q" G" {7 N& |
hackers: so late, and how not offline? 0 N2 w, V; n  m! p+ W0 e# A. d
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power 1 L. K3 c+ j+ S5 m
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
! Q: P6 F  f% R  q& c0 X white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power . y) G. C5 [1 V+ {
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
& a6 d) E* Q+ ~" B1 p& F6 w' v white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
8 D7 ?$ ^5 C0 G& y4 M: L white: You are not really powerful
8 c+ d! v( k3 d! I' F, [ hackers: so-so friends 7 P& H/ P3 p' f/ s7 z
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
% k4 |/ u& _$ M% e hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
3 I6 O9 }$ `7 z4 P7 U! r9 a: U+ q8 Z0 m hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 3 P% V( u& z+ _! D  v/ _' p
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
6 A8 p9 _5 D  i: B- a hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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