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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer ! J6 n" |3 s" M; L0 u# |1 E/ o
white: how control? 1 `! {8 |0 j! ]1 k0 X4 ?" M  W
hackers: white with a Trojan
4 i6 q6 M* `4 U3 O, s1 Y:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 8 L7 Z2 n- {8 g$ h# R; [0 L* |
hackers: Open your Task Manager
. [5 {0 T7 U. M; F6 T( B white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? ) S9 n3 `' z/ p' A
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
( l; h/ |6 E1 c% j white: \; 1 G+ y3 e" y1 {4 T% e! {' {5 R8 L
Hacker: I have control of your computer 5 L5 h$ y' T8 U) ~
white: Oh 3 u3 r" W7 [( \2 z
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
7 j$ B* n* P# f0 `* C% w$ e) w% H white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
% q2 A. F. g! v  Q& J4 C. U machine hackers:. . . . . . + b  r3 E8 h/ j4 h/ o9 @" e% A

4 X4 K- d2 v. m: [  Y: m white: how do you always in my computer and out of
. t( n, W: k8 J6 v3 e) _  X casual hackers: You can install a firewall
, [, N) L0 |5 N- W' {/ { white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 7 \/ u# y. V( ~& h
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah * \& ~# m$ I: g; q, X0 N+ s' f& x( Y

" }/ f! k% C1 {9 u/ e' u7 Y; t small White: I heard that you will create a \!
' d# x, H; v7 j  _$ c' A9 d hackers: ah
* L9 C# [+ z9 P white: you can control someone else's computer? ! + Y9 }! R' a! m4 T" g) I) f8 h/ V# c& d
hackers: General is the . O- v# a; v3 p: u2 K' i3 _
white: you can black out those sites? ; \( G4 P; V6 S7 `5 ^% Y
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \* u) L3 Q& O& L- u- I
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . 7 I! r" j' t9 c1 n1 g
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3 _" o5 J: Q% [9 q9 x! [2 k# h white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? : U9 z+ `' u& a1 h' P" n
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the ; y& a8 U& z8 m9 M  V- ^
white: is not it, this is Brand
+ g  T+ i9 O+ F3 ~# C) v Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a ; k, A* }3 w5 Q" ]1 U8 f' W6 A
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye 4 R+ o7 l2 F) \8 x

1 F4 Z0 a; F; e9 g! } hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! * d5 p$ {+ l, ^+ y$ q8 b* G
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? ! f* v5 _4 L  M. h4 K, G/ g9 `
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 2 }0 |7 J/ X, e; c
white: I want to Please help a busy 2 M8 m3 q$ [& d- {5 }( V* ^' b. \
hacker: What?
7 P: ?5 n  W1 q3 S" B7 m white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
0 o9 i& n4 A0 c3 O% @- G( k hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 5 j1 E" `4 a8 |8 M! L
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .   l$ ^3 p( J1 A% D( y+ N
hackers: die! !
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$ H+ S9 d2 w! }# h% d hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
7 P- a4 X0 F6 }& a( x: b3 F white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
% S- M3 C0 p$ j& w" k9 U Hacker: I'm looking for something
3 Q1 f+ [9 m2 V( x white: what I find here?
5 o% T% [- J" D. E- F- V hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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+ s- t7 h% V" I most hackers : I come! !
3 h. X( I5 ?& F1 o& }/ ?. . . . . .
7 T! j) j* n% P8 w+ W0 w* k hacker: how not to speak?
) O7 U4 v( _) \, j white: a bad mood " K0 Y  X) ^) c9 X' W2 W' w; I7 L' U
hackers: Who bullied you? , e) n, D  o( i7 c5 K& Q
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love $ ~' r% H* ^' o/ j6 x9 h
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
* S; z4 e: }2 ?& N# r, | white: do not get back
' E' G' G3 }" K hackers: No, tell me what number? ; M* W( C  e1 P
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember - Q& j* P4 W; j& ?( j

$ S, T% {3 M( U4 H white: you gave me out! ! ! !
. }0 f: M5 q) L; h  v, r- A hacker: how wrong? !
0 ]0 n+ g6 m2 A. l; b white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
+ V6 L! B6 Y$ ~5 r5 Q; c/ ~5 N hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the 7 D5 }! g! }8 ?% s- f
white: it does not work! ! ! ' |9 X! l4 M; g/ J
hacker: how should you like?
6 v) a/ F9 P2 a white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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. U) m& R; v7 a6 o hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
8 k4 c# j4 o' X' g  ^ white: what
* _. V% x1 K+ @$ N, U hackers: I go to the forums posted the top ; t% \# L# E) @7 G! j. a
white: This very common ah # p" r7 m+ `6 P
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 0 b6 G, g2 x$ ~$ Z7 m) I
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! : G9 e/ g2 |" P& F0 n2 Z
Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
" Z/ Z. L, Z: }# e  H white: this is also fun? !
8 j( }# {) M0 S, D- S  e Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
) E1 @5 }8 V- \, O9 I white: you are pro?
+ _% J& Z6 i3 I4 ?' u hackers: You can say it. 0 |4 G5 [6 j1 G3 d5 m
white: to what extent high? 9 s( ?1 P6 o1 P, T% u
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
1 W1 i5 \* V3 a: M white black: Ah, this I will! , d0 w- E* u9 O# ^: s2 j
hacker :#?%! You can? !
1 q' Y' ~4 R8 J3 L white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
) H" B) }% C1 I$ G& r; x hackers: Go!
" ^- t/ D  c+ [ white: Ask your question / Y" a1 u$ X* a3 N# y- F2 }# S
hacker: says
- a1 a- F, Z+ {+ K5 M0 t white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
3 B0 T7 U( U" X) P2 i1 h Hackers: Yes you can. . . . 6 b( j1 e* P( _2 J
white: no networking is also OK?
+ M5 V8 T7 }3 S( m2 X2 I- B+ s" W hackers:. . . . . . . 7 ], Z# R. b. a' B4 a7 c
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
8 _, A: P3 @! q/ a& T& |2 o hackers:. . . . . . . . 7 B" C3 o5 {  G  k5 I2 B
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! $ A- S/ u$ p- H! z, ]
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
, v% n% ?: g7 n2 y white wash: my computer is broken
% M! }) H2 d% t hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem & G/ G( @' L2 j" j$ `/ F
white: that is, you bully me % B; P, A8 E) m3 O3 g9 d
hackers: No ah
  s( R. n/ M! A: x7 u white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! ) ?6 g8 L+ s, G3 O) i
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ 1 [. G2 f1 G+ Q. Q
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? & }4 u9 E" O5 J, A! w/ A
Hackers: should be able to 2 j. x  `! D2 H" r' p# V
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? 4 e5 r/ n/ z! r4 Y- k8 i8 ]+ r2 c
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know ' ]0 m; P' }3 H5 Q
white: of course, \! ' C" P  P5 e8 ~
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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: u0 j8 X  C$ v' s white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
2 A& T; N( A4 v9 T, J( i- V hackers: If the problem is not your idiot 3 ^7 M) ?: m; \- k: O0 x) {- B
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
* o: I- x. X& h) w! W1 H hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes ; i% G0 l9 a/ F# ^0 y/ Q
white: that problem, you can solve it
* }0 h# F0 K% u. {& z" {1 g hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 5 Q9 G! v6 Z1 ]8 N: O3 j7 ?# Q
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
4 I: ~( P& Z0 m) Y* K a hacker:. . . . I excused
4 B# ~( J$ W6 h, _+ d  J9 |& z white: we see meet you?
7 M1 U1 `- s# _ hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
8 l" F' f. L% K/ O/ O- p( M2 L white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
6 @+ L) w/ r# B1 H& z# ^ Hacker: Oh, what you think?
2 W3 a5 \% y8 c1 [. Y8 L; j# L9 m& L white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights ; q2 T/ a3 l1 L3 |' A
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 9 h" b( n1 s7 }' M
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ ) q' E5 J1 T" |  J" S! o
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 4 ]2 A' y2 E  G0 W
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
2 H; d5 P! W" u; `4 s7 i! o white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit ( \( c% ?& C7 d  L3 R+ |
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way % e6 U, [1 O- Q( a. {9 u
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
/ T# h: b4 y- c  l& w" Z; o hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? + J, g* F* s% T" h8 W4 F1 j5 q
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
, [% G& g0 \) G% q white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
% f% s# D$ `& c8 `6 ` hackers: No wonder, only used 7 V. q- o/ Z" ~8 M' O
white: no you're curious about the place? # l; d) t, |9 Q6 t
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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( t# u0 O5 f) O7 o) g white: I would like to control your computer 5 ]* g( z  Q5 {- v
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
& z* e* C# a- ~' C white: This is not fair! !
$ s8 m. @8 V9 F( Z% R$ @( } hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
+ O4 U2 }- n, {- @9 R white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
; n8 X1 u* D$ F$ B2 O% I% J hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
1 ~  O. R: ?+ \/ U! s- r2 L Hacker: I'm white 5 F" `/ h; @" Y& f; o' Y
us again: This is probably the last time we met the $ a( D* d8 c/ I/ [  G% T
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
) M- T3 P; q1 W; P" k/ s% A3 A) L white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
. e( ?! f! p' [8 `/ A( O. n4 i hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye   _$ f- R6 t. K( v& I+ i0 Y
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
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hackers: so late, and how not offline? 4 b, K" i% V1 f2 M) }" t3 l2 T# @' |- ?
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
$ m8 x- h) ^% U7 D3 N( H, t. e hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? ! Q- D( e/ ]" y# z$ P
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power ; }1 }3 K7 J. d! i% Y. l# q1 l
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
/ b, J2 }- ~; R white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
; C( g+ n: X5 z: K. z white: You are not really powerful . S* Q, ?$ W' n6 G
hackers: so-so friends 7 H5 |  }) R; i- M+ P
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. . w% O2 h; B0 \+ \5 T% r% |
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 5 q$ W1 N% N6 t% ~6 _& ^! `
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it / P5 C: w7 x$ J0 R
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . ' \6 V6 x' v- v5 u9 u2 W  e0 T/ W& t
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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