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no1: University four years, I always thought he was a talent, but I was wrong, I am not! I tmd turned out to be a genius! ! ! d( d% }2 B% X. h3 j e5 Q( a
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no2: 1949 年 9 28,juicy couture bags, I was arrested. The first day, the enemy tortured me, I did not move. The next day, the enemy with pepper water splashing me, I still did not move.
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2 m; [/ ?2 H5 \" M the third day, the enemy with a honey trap, I recruited. The fourth day, I would like to move, can tmd's liberation! 7 B! B8 g" G& n* {4 [# A
. |1 A) a! J4 n( d no3: I use chopsticks to just hit the rice inside a \: Hey,Herve Leger Bandage Dresses, Comin at noon to eat and can not spend money on a. The guy looked up and saw next to Sheng Cai,abercrombie outlet, and a chef's shoulder shot: \bbs; If the back side up, on the qq; if the coins stand up, I'll self-study ~
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no5: you: every girl had no tear of the angel, in the event their favorite boy will be tears - so fell the mortal world, into a girl. So the boy must not live up to the girls, because girls for you to give up the whole heaven!
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% y9 S. R Z: i' A' ^3 N me: Although I do not put you into a girl from the Angel of the person, but I hope I'm your girl into a woman from the man ~ (Khan ing)
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* }$ x2 P9 w: d! k1 G. R; W! M) y9 H no6: 1 dogs to the mountains start, the farmer gave it a sickle,ed hardy clothing, a carpenter a hammer to it. Mountain dog came to a sudden encounter with a tiger,cheap nike shoes, it rushed to sickle hammer horror went up, the tiger met with laughter, said: \intention to become a tree for you shelter from the storm, you tore it cut into a piece to light a fire; I made wings take you to heaven with love, but you made it with just a torch KFC spicy chicken wings ~-_-! " h' }' X. v7 T) C" S4 W# Z C" [
3 e- g2 ]( J) F no8: a: \\\\\research in his department, suddenly excited tears, said: \! 1 (I'd ~)
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no10: (UESTC) not to make a virgin out of the campus! ! |
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