(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
) r  y; I9 w( G# X" |2 D0 d% d) h清闲，面带微笑的：
( R* a8 B: ]+ T# k前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
8 Q" H4 x9 \: n3 u& J* ]前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
: e% }9 S6 R9 W8 i5 S# |老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
# A0 I4 ~; Z1 A; q老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
6 \# b' W  @8 T6 X$ U, e$ M7 wcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
3 g* U" r5 W/ y  G1 h老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

% E  u9 v) P; |- Z. K我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？