(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
. z4 }3 G- `) V+ i2 `前台小姐：“hello.”
9 d/ H: n/ @1 d: Y2 j老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
* J7 J* t4 @+ r+ e# o老外：“can you speak english？”
* e: H. L# Q! t  V7 U前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
/ o! f% \, d1 m4 q2 u前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
) G% ^$ P4 @# d8 N8 h* r7 rcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
1 K/ P  f" M1 H0 v* h0 s7 {+ _老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- B) u: t1 L% i2 |% |& W, D老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

" H; _, L4 v/ o% H我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？