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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较/ w$ v" `8 j# z4 @9 C2 ]# \: m
清闲，面带微笑的：
% |- U* P% X1 s前台小姐：“hello.”+ C) m7 C, y4 l$ u
老外：“hi.”1 f: m# A& |2 _
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
j7 b, i S" l6 A" E: \: o老外：“can you speak english？”. x3 m1 [. u7 }" }; s7 i
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”5 m, D" N- I& B `
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”& }7 i5 {7 Q0 ?8 p/ G6 Z
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you3 h9 B; V: I6 V3 y/ R+ U
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” i2 D# A6 ~! }
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
: Q; w1 u7 c. E ^前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”7 b _2 i7 F6 r. i$ P0 @$ }
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
1 a' z& H6 j" ]; x$ q) r% N+ ^前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
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发表于 2010-4-30 10:06
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发表于 2010-4-30 11:02
我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.
