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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较! \% e/ X z! y" |1 E0 m Z6 p
清闲,面带微笑的:
- l& U: j3 }. t {) \+ E前台小姐:“hello.”
. q' Q5 e7 O9 I老外:“hi.”
! Q8 T5 g& V( {9 v% c: L$ H# @前台小姐:“you have what thing?”3 h5 {, f I# M) r" `4 c5 h1 _
老外:“can you speak english?”
; ?4 r% p9 P7 s, V+ Y- m p前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
: G/ W2 f* }, ?) |8 W老外:“can anybody else speak english?”% U% }! J' a$ I r' n- r
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you* w0 S0 y& }. N- M: t
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”$ `3 {5 H! X% Q: S0 g
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
/ G: ^6 p- k6 `& }前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
" P) M1 q) |$ d f老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
$ R. V/ t/ e5 b* }: k) ]前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
1 L4 z, ~. w" e1 D5 }/ ?+ |! A5 Y老外:........ |
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