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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较" Z2 r6 U6 `0 O4 x+ t
清闲,面带微笑的:- Z+ m- C4 U6 _
前台小姐:“hello.”3 }5 \: n' M! r1 b
老外:“hi.”
7 N9 C9 o6 v r Z前台小姐:“you have what thing?”4 U) x$ i5 p. s/ X Z
老外:“can you speak english?”; s7 C# Q0 C' w4 D' x
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
5 u1 ~/ { M% O! p w9 }( a老外:“can anybody else speak english?”6 V5 f7 L( N% L; A4 O! o S
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you% c# F3 w4 P( P; {
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
4 d1 n" f+ d: g$ D老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”2 T, ^* ^7 Y$ x
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”3 G8 ?" \- B3 r. |* Z2 n+ O
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
8 ^# H. @9 L6 n/ K前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
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