(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
  ~8 O! \* t% |, s+ {清闲，面带微笑的：
! C5 _4 c% C, g) P6 \前台小姐：“hello.”
( K( U: f) D" Y; C! z7 N老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
$ W+ W1 h! ~$ d3 o4 V老外：“can you speak english？”
! t5 K4 h+ d4 K- H% A前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
. Z2 M! k& v9 v5 v; C+ c% X- N8 w老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
, ~9 Y) W% v! U+ X) q& j老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
# }3 R, f1 c" Y7 b- Q! F! ?老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
. M7 x8 B9 m* y7 ^6 C3 O, h9 R前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
) E% I. w. Y, l/ o老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
  Z  P% }6 i6 H冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？