a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
. M7 M% x  d5 H; b) |, i4 ~- w  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
+ V5 |+ }- M% u  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
8 W; _5 G; |2 ?! ~+ R  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
2 P" f4 u+ [5 ?+ e  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
9 B4 V' }0 H. [$ O2 f8 F  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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: o3 y- V' c! l& g( u+ e  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  e' }' r# l' u, P  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
, Y+ B  X$ I. Q) x+ L7 s0 s  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
1 t4 X+ z$ Y3 w2 Q  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 c, U0 q: J6 n: N5 G- y* u1 T  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 Y5 t  t" }3 a3 |) M4 e: ?! R  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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