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" _* z1 r+ ]5 l `) k' K/ U) uRedneck Yard Swing
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9 p+ U& I# v3 D7 V, N# ^/ ?4 b A Redneck passed away and left his entire) X7 A; K0 m2 @) v1 L+ N' S( q8 H
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.) N: G; P9 R7 ^# Z
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
5 F" V4 L, o8 N3 ^, x When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar + k! ^# m3 c# R* v9 L, k9 o* q
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
% Q+ F6 k3 r5 N: N( m It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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C4 M) k. z& E9 K% `8 m( E Redneck Limo- |# g8 D" r! B& N' S
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1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?0 B% j8 [4 Q7 K( _8 p8 m8 F
A Redneck!! Z: u* p" J$ e; {( r
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)7 G+ g5 h6 Y8 l# _
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
0 J$ Z" W# p2 i" u- x The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.4 C% q4 p2 t: Q. L! w
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Redneck Weenie Roast 2 B9 F! |# Z0 j5 }1 m* Q
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed2 ^7 s/ l5 a: T! R& w, h
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.* c1 ^+ r! h9 y2 p5 a
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6 s- m d6 A9 L* ?. O3 L+ h Redneck Wheelchair
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: _+ {) ^. l( l" O Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?; Q' H4 G9 S+ v% K! i. T" @
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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! H7 Q5 F* m/ q, a' n/ V* m8 P A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)% ]3 l9 r% L* y) h
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 162 `* b* ?% \4 G! v) @
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .$ y) M: `7 k8 |2 R- ?) }
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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8 V# d% C0 C! Z) }) n4 m A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.../ `7 z2 G# h j6 k
- ~. y2 F; c/ a- ^7 P$ t That's all folks!
0 B6 Y! t, ~3 Q: Y4 j$ l I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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