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Redneck Yard Swing9 s( w, U% }7 t0 N, _
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
4 \, x9 i5 o% A# z: o estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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. ^, f8 B% | a: U! U8 ]& y, S8 P% E" f Redneck Cooler
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) z$ k( l7 |$ E How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?0 n& w" C4 F4 l- F9 y3 R8 o9 I( Y
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar 0 a7 i& a8 h& c+ \
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Redneck Garden+ j: U" h5 y* l' t$ D. o5 p- o
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 2 e: b1 ]. m3 F$ t Y3 q: t6 D
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. , R8 y$ G& x* L
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Redneck Limo
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' q, T+ \) k6 S8 W( g Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
T$ C$ ~, _9 T9 L. B( E' O 1) The DNA is all the same% l0 ~' }7 }: U- i$ h% Q" h
2) There are no dental records1 @! G8 U( v) V; V
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2 |6 C) f, F' l/ b& ^) R Redneck Mailbox
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3 q3 J, f( I! u# [6 ^' t" b4 ^" v Who invented the toothbrush?
1 E0 p# L' `5 x! T0 }" O/ u* l! J& k A Redneck!! . I/ y8 l. r) b2 l
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)4 W4 Q: W9 X0 W
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?; N0 w. |0 s3 d* _/ q9 z
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.1 T: x% ]2 p( S0 ?8 c
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed4 f. k" _' w: w X8 u: ]
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.7 Z! F: Z* n. _
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& Z- z' J* q d1 R1 E: ~" S Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?( a5 S% b8 A4 ?1 P
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'# j$ _3 q) }- E
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6 n a1 K: k- @4 _8 r# w9 ?/ B' ~: C1 r A Redneck Thanksgiving( `. t. [" P+ N, K1 a
2 @0 P2 x S* K$ q' p, X (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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) |) _ S- F6 P3 _( A' y A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16% Z- E( X+ ]1 M: b8 C
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .+ L! @- K, F' B
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ; ^& r7 O V$ b, k1 Y
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That's all folks! # {0 K" ~) x: @) n. D$ z
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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