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' T$ C* D9 I3 X5 a, ~2 w4 kRedneck Yard Swing e W: v0 n9 w
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire4 j! a* x% c d+ H2 L: j- J4 L. p( P
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.0 C. b7 z; c! N
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Redneck Cooler f8 h4 K4 u6 v/ p
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
% m% a8 v k: Z9 w When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."; Z% I5 [6 M* O2 y( H$ q% z/ d
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden9 S' W0 N) ?8 ?# j. U! ]
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" x% _% ~- V0 o6 `2 X+ T! g* ~' W; A( d Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ) x: R& t5 f/ Y8 L$ I) |
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. }: O; q4 _2 d5 x- s: K
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+ k% R* y I) C- S1 c) T+ m( k Redneck Limo
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1 B# y# b8 t. k0 O% q" b* b$ h Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
& F: ]% B' |9 [' D4 C6 a/ D 1) The DNA is all the same5 q) ^% [/ s* C% ?! A* }8 `& ?% @
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?5 v" h( ?3 q- R* ^1 z0 l
A Redneck!!
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8 ^2 a$ i& i4 e/ L" o7 F Redneck Time Out( U, O# \0 g" [
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?3 ?0 o% Q: a' J" J) ^; U
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.. v) \5 _" F; c
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
6 S/ ~; a5 `3 I b: l; u2 V When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?' s3 Z a b6 k% w
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.') P! N: V8 O# O. p
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A Redneck Thanksgiving$ c4 J& `. P4 H$ H7 }$ g$ ?5 b
{+ ]; M; m7 Z7 x, K/ d; r/ z. k (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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. ]- j" \1 l' `- R9 p2 @ and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...8 \" t9 T6 _( P- x7 c
8 U {/ f! P6 G4 e That's all folks! / K/ B. @' ~7 J0 }; [2 _
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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