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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 1 Y5 q6 E1 `9 K( G# B
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/ n9 z) n$ s8 ^$ [" R4 Y A Redneck passed away and left his entire
3 v' n5 t) O( v4 Y estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.7 J: R3 `% w' b, m3 `" b$ o' h. a1 V
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Redneck Cooler# a6 ?4 d, p. c- u1 x$ s
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, n4 U& F2 S! I How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?0 G' ~3 |$ K, F+ B* ?, z+ U
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."9 m' J- n R& h; T5 V% s, F
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2 Q# R, G g P0 R8 B8 q Redneck Cellar 9 d5 W/ _" p: ?& v# D; B
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? " ?( C& q) t1 H4 N2 \# z5 J
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. * @; r8 Q: J" V, t
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:% C. H4 L7 h. a8 \' }
1) The DNA is all the same- Q: w) a( W+ o3 j) c8 ?. ?
2) There are no dental records
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$ F2 Y% S, [$ Q Redneck Mailbox4 c, R& b' n3 }: w8 }# T1 v
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8 i8 w7 W. O1 T& ~7 r1 P Who invented the toothbrush?
) o1 e/ F; ?6 Y% S9 K* Q A Redneck!!
9 a5 G+ t3 \9 c( j: k t/ x2 U (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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2 @+ c: `; \6 v2 x3 J# P/ Y# k Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
' n& E+ B, A9 J; B5 O& N8 Z4 j The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.. o l" X' o7 d
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0 Y" q0 S. v/ E- D F U# K/ G9 F5 S Redneck Weenie Roast 1 G& [1 \. K0 }: T1 p. E5 o2 k- ?& n" S
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed* w: i* b6 r0 w9 }
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.7 e7 e8 }3 s- I F" z
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/ N$ u7 o" n# c7 D2 C Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?. @) T0 A8 f- A0 v
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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9 I4 x! k, @# [! }* K9 s. ?7 x A Redneck Thanksgiving `+ O' [" ?' _; z0 a+ F
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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4 E( u: H4 l+ U5 X& D' P A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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! N7 ~' h4 ]* F& t# {! I6 J8 |) | and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' & g" {' E2 A4 E" A: J
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7 p/ C3 ?: f% {* E3 S: W; P9 u A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.../ u- j5 h7 @. Y) N. I+ N
! l! j0 z2 X* Q1 O, ^ That's all folks! " j0 K0 X/ i- D6 M
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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