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A Redneck passed away and left his entire9 E. J$ q+ I9 J) B8 _3 |. {+ i
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.& q% O; I1 a$ r, Y/ L& I& K7 z
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/ v& g) B+ N+ Z8 ~ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
& ~4 N8 m. A0 @% H' Z When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."/ Q+ f% `% L3 a& W* S2 C1 g
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$ A. g" I% U# k: @2 x Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ; k- i4 r8 t/ @7 v
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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7 @9 Q2 G) G- [3 n( i Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:" i1 \; Z% F! Q+ w$ @: s
1) The DNA is all the same
; {0 T4 ^$ a% B 2) There are no dental records3 B. O6 H. R( g, N8 l9 f* I2 V1 y+ j* T
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" z P* _2 N7 K& L( {% z" S Who invented the toothbrush?. [* y& {& }9 p7 y- y( A3 D6 j
A Redneck!! ( \* ]9 l0 B3 @. ~+ b/ {
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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; A6 x6 M# ]0 p% I$ R Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
, l- P! Z% b$ j. r( ~ The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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( R e8 P) P6 h3 O3 x A new Redneck law was just recently passed. Z- r4 A. d% R* Q- @
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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1 k2 H1 F4 t8 }, V) O Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
3 \6 d% `# l2 c$ t6 D. r3 w2 j$ g 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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3 s' ^; ]6 I* T6 K1 u A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)0 ?. H* H3 D* N2 Q) o' Z8 x
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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: _6 \/ o9 P5 ~6 N% Y That's all folks!
6 b6 i. [. L( ^) k2 m I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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