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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh3 A& r) ~( {& I$ P
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
# s5 E- O$ _: p$ y 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! - V& c6 ~9 B j9 z. w$ M. w
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! , o5 R8 q9 v0 @' j$ ^
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 5 v5 P! X' _; R. o
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
6 e; c* J' b4 L3 T z 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
" T: p, w( n. U+ q7 o! M students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? : P0 v" `) o" l4 s" _
me: chemistry. . . ; U% T0 W1 n, d
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
' M4 l/ k9 N( A% X; t 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
8 B# c2 x0 Y' U6 z0 R- g4 x/ ` 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 9 A" @9 l# Y) ]2 Y
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) ( {" h( A1 M. f4 y6 }* q
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. & Q. }, g5 I- \5 X8 S
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
# t3 d9 t7 i$ X( m3 O then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." ! ]- D S7 B' _7 {! W& X
this time, a players on the answer in the.
4 j6 a1 W; ]" \% D5 v host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 8 A9 Z" n9 W8 z- }2 J! C. D
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
7 n8 d, t2 E; d I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman ") ~5 }& y0 C2 T; a: E
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
$ a$ w' m( m7 }. c5 ` 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "- H. y2 ?, }2 J1 F( J
15, one bedroom
+ a h0 w& A7 m$ @2 J( C; ~- \' I# s: ] students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
q+ C" i! Q" V. H results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 2 H8 P, A# g; G- X# ~* ~
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
% C& w3 r5 ~* _$ m 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" % O! q7 k+ ^8 F* e4 k
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 6 R) G2 }1 e5 E' S, d+ Q
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 7 g. a9 M7 t( j6 D. v
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. + M0 {6 W! D5 K- u
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 2 c" _; f2 j+ c: `/ ]( \! a
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
$ _8 v" J W, C# G( D5 B 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
: S7 k% v% i1 I: n: R 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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