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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 2 B- u s4 |& z- T6 j
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! . m* {2 s# O& B+ D
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
. a* V, g" \. @! ~; m0 [ 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
& ]) s$ S4 C% R o: B: u 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
- O5 r, d# n3 V. g 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . + a9 [1 |7 w3 M( |
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? . q: a2 `. r# U; J- N' J6 y
me: chemistry. . .
- A! f+ T; O$ o5 F' z7 v" @ 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" $ q: _: x: Z; [! g- d3 h
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
' v$ q% h7 S9 C6 _; F 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. - [/ L6 }0 u5 Z' D1 _) w
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) & j; j# k& Z: ^7 ~/ p- ~# B2 w/ c& C
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 3 V, h: Z( w |# v5 C
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
. `' t0 x j- I) m4 D3 {5 H then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." # L3 ?2 u3 h' `+ d1 }
this time, a players on the answer in the. ! ~6 ^8 i1 \& c9 o. p G
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" - v7 ?; ^, g6 i1 W/ [7 Y1 T
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
3 H6 E; e7 N! N& } 13, when the school
1 e# O5 X8 Q4 f3 X0 h4 [ day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
( k9 ^: c/ r6 V* I- g& j! ~4 O I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "4 u; {' ~1 \/ M' V/ }/ ^% X
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
- s- L/ ]( u) Y9 ^( X- E 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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8 I/ i" z( i" F8 J students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" + j/ d$ v0 r, a B9 v
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
" P1 a6 a7 n. Q7 \5 |+ ^ 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
$ _6 m. Q& y3 C 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" # [ I- [/ e" H4 y% z
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
; k8 ~- n7 v2 m h) @( X3 G 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 1 Y" W4 U! A; S
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. $ i$ s! O5 s+ r9 ]
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." : {4 X6 I3 A4 N \4 H
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
* w2 M% B) l7 e% K, I2 I/ ^' s 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
6 b/ u( W1 }( N- g2 i! @4 ] | 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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