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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh$ h9 b' D# `0 _+ V& g: p5 E! c
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& Z5 ?, `5 O# ]) P7 J 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
" z1 X9 W/ S" f( R/ i6 U0 p 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
; l% f K0 g$ E 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
$ ~# U$ j& O* }$ l; P 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ) }& ~- F/ R0 V! g
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" - N2 e/ `, I3 z
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
. E! m- x+ H o8 X students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? / x. r4 h7 I/ `" T- y" i/ a
me: chemistry. . .
: q0 o: S, b' d( o6 y5 A& o3 C 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
+ l! k5 V2 g- R" i 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. $ p% e% L& ~: l
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
4 L5 O. H2 P& G) }4 e9 d 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
1 j3 p& Y& R/ S+ @6 S! Z8 f 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. ; P, Y. m0 r; Y' g3 r
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ! M3 e9 F9 D J% E0 u
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." ( v# W2 l$ D6 l' m& q8 h( Z0 n
this time, a players on the answer in the.
! W- x+ v5 m1 g+ t- U2 Z host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" ( G- Z3 {6 z% V
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
2 O8 u0 N) B( C& V9 {) d+ G V 13, when the school " m2 [; I9 b1 ?) q/ o" [3 H3 q
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "* T0 T, V1 h" Q5 K
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "' K3 {& A# b9 q2 }
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years : p; U$ W( j6 k% |1 W
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
& Y @0 l( b$ p: J: |9 r 15, one bedroom u0 l: }* c9 T k% q$ o4 m0 L& R
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" ! j( u2 D1 _ `
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." . L* y4 I2 L! {7 z" n
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
$ G* W# d2 h" S) W4 R5 i% j% P 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 9 o- j. }8 J# S G
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
( J Y6 _" |- x( b6 c, W7 q/ X 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
6 y+ L& `) s! e 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
( y& }8 P+ y8 f1 R 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
! T1 |! L4 {" I2 w: e. J* u6 c 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" 2 B$ { g5 r' U/ u% X: z) p* p$ }
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "/ d& X& k9 H7 h1 x/ h" p
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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