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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh/ |5 ?/ c; l k% d! B& H: U
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h! ^$ Q u1 T3 M: E: [, d 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
) Q* Y l! h$ N. m 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 0 x) C/ ]! `4 ?. w& l1 `7 L
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! / G3 f" v5 h; l5 }5 o$ J
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
9 M- u# \8 X1 m. F3 m* J) _; L 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" & V4 G# T' A! [- b1 |/ _
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
d: U2 a7 h- t students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
/ I, w2 t1 U3 X$ }) c" p) z* ~ me: chemistry. . . # `7 I8 f$ a- B4 L; M" l% G
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
0 p4 s# W+ E5 ~3 B' w. M, Q 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
1 D' o- H: | C3 T' N 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. : U R7 C4 O" R0 h9 N
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) * K1 V! V2 M7 y4 V+ K; Z) }
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. ; K5 r, U' r& Q a0 ^
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ( o$ Z' ~) {! p: O3 Z
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
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host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
' [ p" ]" u4 u# I4 E 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
% b3 B" D! Y) L. S! P& W- o' q I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
5 d1 i0 b+ b: p2 Y) S" t you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years - k/ |$ j" H6 y# u) i/ x8 m
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
5 \" c# |( R3 F% D, m results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 9 \7 G6 f+ }0 A# A, {# x( }
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" g3 \8 e) B1 A7 m' W
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 3 `2 ?, H [" D
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 3 w" E% u! k( K* E" \
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . & F% j' L( Z/ Z0 N4 @/ b
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
0 L& O+ d5 G3 V9 C; u% ~ 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." , d" e9 g3 t3 l4 b2 ]" `
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" . v* j6 {3 A; _7 [# f
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! " ]3 }& ~8 g2 T9 l" u$ X5 D" ]
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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