Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

- S7 ~; N1 S. r1 V6 b# o2 B0 {: LA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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7 q$ h+ i( |9 W( \3 }8 f8 \. z' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

( c9 q- K5 p5 h5 ~3 y$ x- L'OK',  the little girl says,
4 c& G6 L0 Q5 [5 N: ['How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
/ s4 y! W+ v1 O5 C- `* G0 s, Z'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

) u- Z0 a8 M4 i5 Y'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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/ C$ s/ _+ k  N, hThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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5 [3 Y& _9 b! N+ U' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

8 t* j% h; a) A$ E: d'Well,' says the friend,
3 M( H: c- k- L8 K* R6 d% U: g'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
: R- F0 a1 j9 T, S3 w3 GIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

6 T- x- E4 `9 H" T2 _  I. ^: j# S6 QThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

' F% }6 {6 X. ]% {+ Z3 n2 V* f'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

. F" c* Y4 |2 k7 }: v9 pThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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# e  l6 {9 p, i. q  j( y& W'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
( S. t; m5 |5 ^5 d'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

1 c& G% h! _3 c& B+ e5 V'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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0 Q. o9 }; \, B9 |'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller