Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

% e9 `5 [6 V9 }" ]0 ]A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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4 ~) Z  ^6 f3 w1 @" Q1 `/ R' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

$ }# Y" |( z) X' J/ b2 w7 r2 _'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
0 ], l: G3 p8 N+ S7 R+ m6 U* `8 [/ ['It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
, P# ^% y7 r: @7 P'How much do you  weigh?'
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0 x3 Y2 H' T$ Z9 b8 P1 f'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

* }4 C# u7 _; @Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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0 P6 l) Z3 ^! g1 ]7 p, E'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
- W' ^- M( ?( y'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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! a- x- P0 v( ?+ \; [3 V, A( q3 PThe mother is surprised and  asks,
, U$ D& N9 x  z" N'How did you find that out?

! [& Z5 A8 b$ K1 q# Z! v'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

$ S3 K' y( W/ a6 J; M'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
& t! m+ Q" n6 L'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

  ]- ^5 y( s/ F* U: {; E'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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: D: l2 w+ w9 `# I6 H) y2 BIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller