Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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6 g0 t! H5 _% @# t. WA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

* H: J: q6 U5 L" ^& G7 P5 d'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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' C( x! j& M0 T/ p! w. o'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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, x' c" ^9 @. w/ j'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

6 M% ?2 |) [( z4 l6 {6 L  nUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

! G1 b! ?( P8 U% H- @7 _" S& {'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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/ Q' m" c/ c, r+ g- X7 d- uThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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0 y$ E$ x$ m8 D/ T8 \, E' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

! s) V) V# `* ?0 N4 p+ r6 tThe mother is surprised and  asks,
& x. C! K6 Y" c+ j8 J'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
  ^, x- F* @, b'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

- X3 [4 w! h" M3 a2 R2 y; t# T'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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  h0 ?! h6 U4 W; O- ~3 i: _+ W" f# ?; m/ A'Because you  got an F in sex.'

# _6 h' y* i" {- ], ^% ^& D- AIf you  see someone without a smile today
! W2 z; p3 y, g% sgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller