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* q/ ^/ S! y' W; p* qDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. / L4 l0 G% c4 t# H2 S) ^
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
5 ]& e9 ~) B, ~" A( U" Q'It's not polite.' ' L9 e# [/ m( N) @3 v# o
u# [; f; z# K'OK', the little girl says,
+ m W! @' _8 |4 a8 p3 b" Q'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
* l% M% ^0 w0 R, a'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' : `( |) Y: B |$ a/ C2 k
$ r! G0 J1 k' a'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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( ]/ ]9 P0 G* t2 V* Y) VThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend, # l' o6 W& N- \3 Q
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
3 e% W/ w7 e) F1 FIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
4 ~$ _7 H d% I, _) e'I know how old you are. You are 32.' " }/ V9 V1 u" G
0 Z% j& s4 K% A9 p: LThe mother is surprised and asks,
1 W6 i' \$ T! q3 A+ [; g# U* m'How did you find that out?
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. y4 e# ]8 d, V# D- _'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 2 a6 q! J$ A9 J* R7 `: z; g# e# s I
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
" \* }/ I( e5 b% g: w- O% z' q'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
$ z8 Y) v% K: u5 Y'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 7 u3 c! z! D! u4 I; }4 c+ B
+ U. z5 M: W: h. x( W'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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