Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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3 K2 }# {% ^4 Y+ n3 @3 hDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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2 R: o1 C6 g3 @' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
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'OK',  the little girl says,
7 k9 j; z+ e; t& P$ s'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

; [; Q( h. Y; i4 f% M- PUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

2 w9 K1 ~0 K6 d3 H1 @5 MThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
# W5 a$ l6 o# c- F% }6 n'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

* q1 E. V' ]& C7 ]Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
& y" z* v6 L+ I, J3 z'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

1 H- g" E* {+ F2 A- {5 OThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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6 n/ O" Z) b; j* `3 m3 [# T'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
  s4 E! ~  }9 b6 o- Z'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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7 q5 ^) O% u) hIf you  see someone without a smile today
& @2 F% N2 R3 c( c+ b1 L4 Ogive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller