Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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" c: X  t9 a  h1 E2 q8 o# E' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
$ |* m' B0 `. ]4 _: O'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
# ^+ C+ e- y$ i" e' s4 O% y'How much do you  weigh?'
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5 X9 t3 F( K2 }6 r  q'Now really,' the mother says,  
# d# n) K! X: @3 i'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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3 Y8 p7 n$ a. q( h* |0 ]The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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9 [7 }% S8 E( m! U4 {'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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6 A  E! O5 v+ q0 J: ?6 {5 N. XLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
# N- T7 Z' Q/ \0 [) D'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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: j5 }, u6 F) H' I: eThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
4 _) t& Q3 L' i  @'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
. i3 Y1 w4 q6 t: G# b'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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' A2 m# X. D2 Z8 p* [5 `! m9 z+ D'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

# y3 O: }! h: U" c'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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: _0 Y& @# v3 l) GIf you  see someone without a smile today
3 f/ N/ F" v, a3 p$ m% n+ ogive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller