The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
+ ?  _0 `; e# s5 ]- W   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
& E3 e) U' H  H1 ~, ~, q6 P    five miles a day when he was 60.
+ {7 E, j1 u2 t  [) [6 I    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
) X( u* P$ ?: O: J: ]2 @/ v    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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! w; O- q0 v* j8 z* z% L    I have to walk early in the morning,
# t  i5 h, ^9 d/ i1 O7 c    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
0 }! r/ |  W8 L* {& ~/ L% Z6 a    Apparently you have to go there.
  
8 ]6 H4 ~" F* `' c+ Q' y1 w   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
1 k4 n# a& u. p1 l! y; ^   I do have flabby thighs,
9 v4 ~# W& B5 U: `    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
; ]6 \6 z+ t% M9 I* Y5 S( m2 C    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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8 X5 T2 \4 a- j7 B6 u+ W$ {   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
4 f  v& h8 s& z2 h2 a  start with a small country.
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   I know I got a lot of exercise
2 A+ p/ g- N) d1 f; W7 z# y    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

8 O5 E& j& m4 O1 i' ]  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
' C& }  ~3 M2 V8 u  S    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND
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, p: ~6 E8 f& @    Every time I start thinking too much
. Z; m' T2 j# p/ j. v, _9 y& D3 m+ m     about how I look,
/ |4 ?! h' q9 d* z    I just find a Happy Hour
0 w8 M6 e; F; {0 d# t/ g. h   and by the time I leave,
! Q) v0 }0 ~' r7 C8 r( a8 l    I look just fine.