The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
: `2 n+ k7 t! B" ~, b   This enables you at 85 years old
  }* G0 E  G! ]" }   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

2 i8 T, Y- y& V0 x: A/ K8 M    My grandpa started walking
$ ]3 L% c2 P& I5 K- O+ A    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
5 G1 r; a  z" |. ?# N. J: O   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
+ \! q9 c# R& Y, a    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
8 a1 H$ f' C- o+ e2 b# F$ _0 d2 B    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
4 s, n* Q: T* h    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

. a& [1 \) G$ S- o* ?    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
# K, c! C  Z5 O' Z/ T  J! [1 }    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
) ]% e" K/ k, m$ J/ Y  start with a small country.
   
+ t9 k2 o1 K+ J+ L( S   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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" L4 s# c/ m" g( D7 `  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
' `4 _/ {+ }6 B7 ~9 y$ B8 N9 V    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND

( E1 Y4 s0 P8 m* t/ ~    Every time I start thinking too much
( C3 \- o: ]* _7 H& R     about how I look,
  {% Z, Q9 A# ?: b' X* X    I just find a Happy Hour
( a+ ~6 b% U- Y6 h0 P- y   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.