The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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+ I1 {6 W% z8 b/ d( Q" W2 l: U   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
7 l. v4 S5 T$ w9 T    by people who annoy me.
  
2 w& B; L0 f" x, R( o   The only reason I would take up walking
2 U/ Y* s: k- R. y    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
6 b9 z8 x/ l, }/ M5 I    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
& |- d: `: }& c' k# S    Apparently you have to go there.
  
6 Q8 D, h- V2 p" n: V# \1 B  D   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
- G: g' t, A* k    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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+ w9 c: A( P: s7 m8 a+ }2 K   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
$ u: m) A+ f+ R- |( b! T/ T# S   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
, G4 O' v0 k7 H3 m    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.