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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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$ ^; b) s; p& u! G' x' \8 ~He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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7 Q5 h' H. N1 `) E' _5 v, N8 Wand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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9 ^2 V/ g) \' P/ ]After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the& y/ C+ q- e! {9 E3 P. M# f- v
courage to say something to the big Indian.' L/ }. A2 s. e1 ?1 D/ x
" x5 |* w: u& B3 s- a* c' VLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'" ~, E' G8 \* a, Q. m! f, M
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and- p- w7 s9 _6 j' p C+ Y
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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6 x3 {3 p2 c2 S! f2 xHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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7 A3 }: C2 t7 R- }+ BAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.& o* A1 m5 J* y5 |
& S9 f! A( B5 Q; y+ J) G'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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