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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 6 b3 h, e+ H9 V2 t* M* o) O
Here are some examples: ! F8 V6 {$ f1 g) G; M; Z
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 y/ Z, n0 _/ I# ~* `+ T' a
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; L7 F+ G# C' z7 E4 B$ e
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated7 J9 O u4 X* {5 |2 Q
4 h9 h- C1 T# t3 t" a. _: mHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.9 v1 U% U# O9 Z/ l$ Y& g) b
$ j( _6 o! L. iSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ e- p/ {8 S% v- M0 H! n, G: w
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& ]! Y h9 D+ q, B& V" vFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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! Y- k3 ~! s2 P* m2 ]EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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- b0 j+ I; U+ K: c6 [& BHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.9 Z, ?3 \& W, m5 c1 G, Q& E
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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