Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
6 k  J/ W7 F& i! U/ RHere are some examples:   
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0 M) e) P( O/ m+ G0 q) BFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
" X+ B9 n, \: [. y9 MPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

. s( f9 e! J' a- q$ mThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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( G  K  ^) n' eTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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/ W' N1 ~' e" r% k; [+ ^1 ^, ~Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
0 Y# Q6 G( k! ~5 w; ^# V5 i# ^( cTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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# w% `3 L/ T" V( B) N, MTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 C+ F3 u, l5 [' @0 r& |雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.