Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
7 F( W: v) Y/ f, ?, j+ {. f. a
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
5 T& p, r/ r& A) n+ aPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
: {5 h/ X  h7 R, {! @7 O1 X
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
, L9 I4 h* z3 p  V( C: }TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
( k+ k/ h5 H1 V; }       
  v+ o1 ?% ]  o! h1 OHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
3 t% j: g8 j0 Z- ?8 UWEB PAGES:
8 g2 t/ G  |( E* r9 jFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
1 h" M3 G% @# w       
: M* f( m" U9 oTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
; v, s9 [9 V% M) \9 d: z. b       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
3 l( u7 \! v+ i: {       
1 W* B% j5 E+ c  F( tHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
( S. k9 @$ C9 {1 T- k" C& w       
5 C" H* f  d# D' PTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

! q3 M& F) s- O, OYou are welcome.