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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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. P5 `2 a1 j) P6 c: a5 q"Is that you Fred?"
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E& E R' Y4 F: d# G! `' v! \"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 S. [8 a2 X) S# X* B9 g( O' b
4 \* O7 {* z; O, k' L8 f3 s( @"What is it like?" 0 t+ A7 B3 E @; x! g0 c+ g
& u5 z _2 c# b) V' t: ?"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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