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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. / D: g& c/ ~+ m* r7 V; d
6 E3 f. M. ?1 e/ X3 P# D# z"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 0 h* D: D( A: R2 k8 \
3 p- V2 c5 ?8 q3 O/ ]"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ) e9 Q& C/ Z" A# u: i* B" l/ }
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"What is it like?" 5 u2 J0 Q" d0 r( i3 z, d
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " & f' g6 i$ f1 n/ x9 [, J( f
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ) V/ n: s. y, Q8 u0 }
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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