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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 4 W0 u& t: q# o+ S% l& U1 r1 }! E
# M# ?8 ^0 d, m"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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3 v0 E( \$ i( J9 j"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " + W1 V$ J* ^" W8 L' [
" _2 M2 ~- d; o! {"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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