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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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. I) \: ?+ d1 a1 {"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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! u0 x8 d& Z3 n% i6 U- I+ m" i"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 2 i# Y/ c6 `+ E* P( z( i2 ^" Q
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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