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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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) v6 p6 P+ Z/ e"Is that you Fred?" 8 n+ G' L" U/ C" m+ n+ Z$ p
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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4 A8 R7 a; {) O"What is it like?" # j! K1 M8 w# c8 v
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " * }% `* F, r& d$ i8 u
: F& f) x0 X4 r1 ?"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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