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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom , r0 @; I4 q4 n- \* h- ^$ F
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followed closely by... ) N& e' X) f1 m0 x9 H5 {
9 Y. Q/ S- a. ~* T" C. S3 JThe United States of America
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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3 Z' F; {$ o" n8 ^$ X& U0 {it was very very close but the runner up prize
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 9 [; b/ H, x9 R% k( @* `, X' i9 d+ O
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 9 R$ ~) o* P* L, p0 X
holding her hand....2 I( P5 f- M+ M" F1 S
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Woman has Man in it; 3 `8 m# E) I$ r1 [4 S
Mrs. has Mr. in it; . D0 x& E& w; V
Female has Male in it;
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Madam has Adam in it;
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0 O2 n0 K/ s+ u8 a$ K: w# hOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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0 l2 ?( h" F& s& CEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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' ^% r; w5 {% d3 T! i: \When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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