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Husband of the year2 x" F& V) g7 c6 a5 ?0 h
awards
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( b$ v' c) G t' @3 ~+ S8 eThe honorable
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The United Kingdom % O6 M9 r9 O; I- p5 ]' h1 Y
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followed closely by... 8 V+ i# w) G! `. ]# z
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The United States of America " M" U( ~9 j3 J9 l

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% d9 v0 _: d+ g5 ]1 W% F; d+ Xand then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...; q/ [ R' t+ P( g$ D
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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4 o g% W, }! x9 o, W. f0 n& `but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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5 F. q( L* ?4 m( |9 R; KIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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* ^% k0 m6 d. w; o$ YThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
, D* I: a* t4 q7 Q9 _holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; " |' w+ s+ j3 J% X, l1 u1 M& _3 ]
Mrs. has Mr. in it; % H/ ^* w8 Q6 T5 b8 O; Y
Female has Male in it;
. v# a' b1 c. S9 k8 gShe has He in it;
) e( D/ J! \- C- f: a4 QMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: - D& h+ j7 Y. C) z2 ?0 i+ q
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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& b0 \0 V; J2 ^) n) S# BMENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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AND
4 R0 X5 U* T* s4 ^ A- D4 qWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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