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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom k' h, N* B( W/ e' }! G9 X! l3 Y
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8 D( K, M% D* r' a/ P% e) L8 vfollowed closely by... $ d0 I5 }& j) E/ S7 i
7 q! u* C0 w, \" Z) AThe United States of America
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3 L/ |; k; l( |3 t+ o7 \and then...
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8 c1 @* ?( }6 a6 Bbut 3rd Place must go to...
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2 \& S2 \9 f" N0 A9 |) {Greece
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6 I- B/ ~! d* z- Q4 l/ B: }it was very very close but the runner up prize 3 K$ [0 T/ P; k1 }8 \
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was awarded to.... ( K6 K: [( y4 y3 g1 S
Serbia
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3 c% w7 \3 i* a$ D. Jbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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, R( [! S& i4 \. zIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 1 |5 p2 n8 L1 Y V7 Y
holding her hand...., J y8 q1 Q6 y( P1 u, j- W. D
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4 [, P, K4 p E2 b5 l3 IWoman has Man in it; : l5 q* F# L: _& E4 Q! _9 r
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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Madam has Adam in it; $ P1 r% l9 w" h# j6 M
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ' R3 g4 b4 w( E
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with* k) U$ Z1 m' X* m. l' s
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MEN?
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% R L1 m- g; O% h8 W) wMENtal illness4 U2 k3 ^" z( u- f ?1 R8 T9 L! N
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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AND
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' K, F% D+ O, A) _Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
" R/ N0 e' s3 L5 X0 l( hGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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