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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house/ R. } q* d: m$ |5 h4 s& B
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse." e! N5 V/ |7 X+ U/ l8 N% E
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,: J6 P9 [# {/ [' g9 f+ s
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
- G) q7 w% b- {He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.- x! h) a/ c4 t |+ Z
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed." ~# t9 n( P0 W4 y% D* h
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
3 L- n/ K& |7 KWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.$ o! C2 T" G4 {: M0 T5 W. ~
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
/ g& O3 h, |# cTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.. R% G4 ~* s) m$ H( D. k7 K7 ?
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,# R3 e8 x0 C! K5 L
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.5 |2 O; G7 H; N$ Z, N2 a% U! D# {
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',0 W' f6 s. s' a# U3 ^' k) a0 w7 Z7 v
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .9 ]* |! G3 Z0 G- m$ k
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
1 W8 z' ~( f8 y/ q"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
n4 @. U* T6 L- c8 }She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,. K( a& v) O% O
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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