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Tiger s Holiday Poem& O0 {) S7 O: T+ }3 h: X2 q( x$ j
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
/ T) R" W; S" ?, OTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse./ g& A2 P5 b+ S9 h, K+ D
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
( O5 Y% x( J- ^8 }' U w$ @5 QCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
( l: b a& W' Q4 sHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed./ C; Q1 j7 {4 R6 G- j6 d
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
8 v2 k6 w1 L' N% m/ j* ~3 _4 NHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,1 G+ J8 ?$ o/ x% S
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
1 ?( d& K) u3 K1 NFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,) P* @4 t5 T$ q, L# S8 ?: c5 J2 D
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
& i5 P1 ^0 L3 p$ U9 D9 l4 N5 NWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) z+ Z+ U6 {4 \9 y F
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
6 W3 w+ i$ s; |0 `8 uDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',. D7 G* A! w6 c% l4 c
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
. L1 A' F. \9 ^5 K9 eAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,* Z3 \& W+ H2 N- F4 G
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
+ K, q. M1 H0 \+ RShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
! Z! E7 W9 } W( C8 {3 @Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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