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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house( R0 E3 y! I0 Y3 _% |
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.: G4 R4 q8 A5 ?" f5 L; O
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, O* r: y, n! L M4 k1 m( [/ N
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
/ [9 Y6 A @; |1 p# K; u: c, u( S2 l& [He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.0 G% W% |4 U- q
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.0 ~3 {# w2 y( ?6 w
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
; R& \( ~" g4 J. |! KWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
. x9 \; a+ b2 ]5 p$ e; K# B6 P3 L$ g% UFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
6 K/ y! f) l/ t! ]9 Q2 G* ]: aTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.% \: J; x" |, U4 w" t* T" f
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,. }" t/ s8 b* D4 C7 H
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
* ^ ~4 i( `9 ?/ \: PDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',/ u5 c( y9 k0 _. S4 V* k" r1 [
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
+ w1 K) b! \) |$ C" lAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
/ Z! C. G* v$ Y; ^% v5 |6 w) ]"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
8 @/ S3 j. `2 F, d5 S0 ?She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
) z! ?5 s- q# m! n1 v5 yHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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