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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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! I; J) G( v4 ]" o, @& G+ UTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
' ]3 l3 H) k) j5 w, x4 [Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
A; z8 ?9 b% v& g7 m6 v" sShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,: u: V. k1 ]) p Y* _* P6 R
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.! y8 |# h/ | F# y
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
0 A$ K5 C/ m1 t7 bWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
0 H1 \ c% G( f0 h8 {, pHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,9 B" D6 ~* y6 L3 {; m* R
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story. S9 a: g/ E# J1 n
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,: G1 u( R! k+ @6 \
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
) ]1 O8 F/ r# i& f7 O. C$ cWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,2 `9 @0 w' l+ f8 N
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
4 s) Z8 i% y& L5 s* C1 D# uDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
7 i9 r9 I- r; o6 C% pTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden . S# ?6 Y6 s J4 R0 }
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,1 G* @& Z( R1 }1 [$ j, X
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."3 h/ M; s8 A2 _9 h
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
. T- I" l" g {" iHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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