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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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4 a! H6 R( n- cA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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5 n/ e( ?; z- w7 @The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out% F& z' {" ~0 W9 R4 ]
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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7 b) S$ N3 t& J, qThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.8 P) E/ G! f9 i
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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8 ], M* N* V) z2 f: z( Y* Q  ZAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us8 P# d) P- N* N# ^
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,, a  z0 j" ]' j% S/ q) }
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny2 \1 U5 Q1 D. p
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

$ e" o) E* o! G7 f Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.- j4 X' ^4 K2 k* A2 G
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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