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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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+ F4 c& y+ }6 Y$ P6 W/ Hanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.! C* b# ^) x! N) A/ c: ~* |" q0 g8 n

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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us3 \: P, J; _& Q! S! h6 g& s
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,7 u& P# @: z7 Y" N
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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....  Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny- r9 ?/ T: g' x0 C: _* J( Z' ~8 `
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process., g1 [' }, x1 p  i
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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