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Wanna share a joke with you guys:6 F3 I8 S/ I, J( W0 f y. E
/ g- W/ T/ p" L8 }6 tA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") {* h& S+ c3 z' q5 s
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out1 M- C5 O) e/ ?# x6 i% a
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.' v& v4 k2 Q1 J" B( z
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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P9 l/ ~( [, {" NAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
M9 w+ l0 U6 C$ _8 mhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,9 f# E* Z# Y6 ~9 T# e0 A
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this ! 6 I4 S0 {9 u1 W" Q! Y4 h2 v$ x
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% {; d$ |- L" |'You have Male!'
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