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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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$ b( w( V, ^) sThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" Q' g) y/ }1 I1 Y0 M8 a/ H' _
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.1 {, l) r- N% F: G6 I' M6 J. P
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" ]; j$ w4 ~: S/ O5 BThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.* j! c2 y0 H: |* W& k3 {: E
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download& e3 D$ b; ^7 V0 \
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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' O. e+ I& O# g/ N7 N. c6 [) onine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:5 W7 x2 j- M, q/ z
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You'll love this ! & p) _9 l* @' V/ G; |9 f; g
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