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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:6 F3 I8 S/ I, J( W0 f  y. E

/ g- W/ T/ p" L8 }6 tA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") {* h& S+ c3 z' q5 s
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out1 M- C5 O) e/ ?# x6 i% a
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.' v& v4 k2 Q1 J" B( z
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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  P9 l/ ~( [, {" NAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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, m$ k( n' Y" B; j( U% H5 zwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny) t% N' z! u, @0 A, w; R% v
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

6 ?3 F( B7 G; n5 C' j' M. Q. v! X Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
: s4 s9 u/ o4 qlastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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