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* t V9 u1 B8 x& V. I A- p0 QA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" ]( x! P' } R- Z2 _) ^5 _
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out0 k* g3 d5 A. h# v- V1 m, x
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.$ r* @- I5 D3 }
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
: B/ L+ ~9 W) K- ?6 i+ ?$ YWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download3 c* V. p& n# g" X$ |8 V
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us0 P8 T2 C- I2 [1 g
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
9 Z$ W- a' T: W. p2 x+ E. cnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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4 e% y- ]( c S0 H1 q .... Scroll down !
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, Q3 o, y- [- p- H0 }: \5 iYou'll love this ! . G- e L7 ?; i3 r# I, {
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