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4 a! H6 R( n- cA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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5 n/ e( ?; z- w7 @The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out% F& z' {" ~0 W9 R4 ]
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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7 b) S$ N3 t& J, qThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.8 P) E/ G! f9 i
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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8 ], M* N* V) z2 f: z( Y* Q ZAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us8 P# d) P- N* N# ^
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,, a z0 j" ]' j% S/ q) }
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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6 E8 G0 D, w4 y0 PYou'll love this ! 8 f$ a- p3 u, Z
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'You have Male!' 0 c5 g8 J1 B* g! J0 _
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