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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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1 F) \* R7 G6 j9 {, T( ^A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") R/ a: Y1 ]1 a
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% I, }/ U4 o5 T. `The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out1 B9 I- C* M( o' T$ p2 ]7 ?
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.* E; c6 b7 r% u% g0 Q) N5 y
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download: b" c* M9 g1 e
from my hard drive.6 m5 k4 G6 ?8 a7 v# A
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:$ k" e7 d" o" o8 ~. o6 x
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.... Scroll down ! 4 ~7 C2 f: O% m) g4 [: |5 G
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7 f9 m- ^' x7 M. G7 r6 Y5 ~$ ]You'll love this ! : H2 i% F& d4 j! \. ^# S6 E2 z
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'You have Male!'
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