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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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/ [! O4 e) q( x: q- bThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.. `* E" Z0 e$ X9 F- ]* n1 f" Z, Y4 j' n
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us+ r! {& ^* q9 ~( [
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,* s% E) d# \- U1 {9 B0 M* `
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:; X0 f# o- |! w6 N; D9 ~0 l
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. i1 o8 X5 e9 i1 @% H .... Scroll down !
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'You have Male!' ' s4 l+ O& X8 j1 m
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