A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

1 _" P1 d$ I" R+ J" IHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
. b3 J" Q; Z- w# g( Q& \I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
* x( ^* G. p3 C9 S4 Y- fLove,
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4 J& x1 [- w7 `A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
- e! t8 r. p5 k" g7 uDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
& C; a/ {7 l5 }1 @0 b1 i, FLove,
Vinnie

* K3 y, e3 ?8 U" qAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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0 h; H" }7 W& {3 P7 b9 O$ AThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
. S8 v( K0 r8 G6 b. a' w8 ]' AGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
1 m. C# E$ K0 [2 t8 e+ ?Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了