A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

. K( h. ~% K  O: C+ {Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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( X, h* A7 `# R" c1 mDear Pop,
  Q7 N8 U2 {& L, L% y$ _Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
; b. V6 `6 t, ~7 TLove,
& L! j% V% i, A; RVinnie
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; k% Y# I' W, y/ E6 PAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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1 m+ w6 c" \. aThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

) E$ J0 ?- C  i7 F* X5 GDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
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雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了