A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
( _* C$ V* E3 v' z# w( J' [5 _I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
6 {6 ^$ a5 ]/ t, KPapa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
' K& e8 h% a9 K$ J/ {% NDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
7 V+ ?: D1 C( G5 R5 }1 D& U. cLove,
Vinnie
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: U6 B2 r4 u" Z, i$ ]) `At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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0 ~. H% `/ i" i, y1 xDear Pop,
1 H8 `9 q3 |: r! xGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
- u/ U$ ]' X2 w9 X' ~1 u; \Love you,
0 {2 z4 v  w# X3 G: ~Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了