A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

$ J4 C0 j( H5 v  ?His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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: w# D8 n  r- VA few days later he received a letter from his son:

+ v+ W* a) W: uDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
" F- @/ u- m6 j/ {" vLove,
* B$ ^% [* y4 p" aVinnie
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7 v# y" V' Q+ Z( BAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

+ V( [' @9 ]4 EThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
$ b$ i4 ?/ x# S- R& f( q) {Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
6 T) T' L5 O: C; |/ |+ E4 yLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了