A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

4 u% k4 {' u$ \His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
/ n. F% B- X- n# x& K0 a! NLove,
8 F/ j8 X7 U. y, JPapa
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  L8 i5 j1 [0 h4 W% V4 wA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
% W4 }/ k0 Z1 I/ ]Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
* G! i" m: V8 E! g9 }& P& J$ jLove,
Vinnie

: L; L! l- l- t" O: VAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

& j/ c) B. {: O# ]1 [7 RThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

3 Z, y+ @5 ?7 i* {Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
, a5 U/ e, ?  E( HLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了