一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

盲女

写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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) K7 u; v, E1 p7 w- XPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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" O% L+ X$ ?; {" F/ i6 ~8 g5 cThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:

5 d, C" ~# P3 A, t: S, x1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
6 P5 t4 E( R: S) z: Z) B. X4 x9 cUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!
- i2 i4 \5 `8 o- EIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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YZSUNNY

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caoqian

紫光

根本不需要4万亿，有一万亿，退休1千万人就够了，

盲女

4# 紫光
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好，那改成　５５　岁以上必须退休。
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lastman

扯淡，1million x 40 million=40，000，000，000，000 是40 trillion，就是40万亿美元，哪里来？

dolittle

典型的无知者无畏!

dolittle

呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下