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Dear Mr. President:
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5 h+ C0 P$ x5 M, O7 u4 rPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
3 D) Y: k2 d1 ^; G2 \$ LInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander s2 j+ w P3 _! `" B# ]/ W
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following- n" J( N, k K t ?9 q, }* U
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:* B! X5 A; y7 |- m' e( t! r
8 J/ K; E0 P# n$ ]! s8 A1 uThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.; m% D7 x4 _2 O9 I% m
8 h% X" I C* PPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the/ z: v1 D: ^+ k) V1 h
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
0 S1 L( z( n8 G4 M) D* bUnemployment fixed.5 A6 ~2 g4 P0 S0 ^( ^5 q: r# g- a
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-0 g( _9 e' z7 i2 B% u6 X( T( {
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
, V. z0 m# O; D* {( V c% A6 n0 }Housing Crisis fixed.0 \2 t8 W7 K2 ?" j
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It can't get any easier than that!7 S& u. [4 n3 [9 |" v& }2 v
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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