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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:; k1 n3 G0 e0 {
! ?( r" c( ]4 A5 l$ NPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 [$ F+ V) ]; v R1 D4 O. b: J- E: d/ pInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ [2 Y* Y; N! L$ m0 x
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -6 F6 I8 ]7 z$ ^) }; H4 ?
Unemployment fixed.: V0 ?: T' Q: [4 b: R3 A! w( E* o- Q7 k
. E, B3 K: w4 k; }5 \! Y: y6 e2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
' }) Q, k$ D4 x; p6 hAuto Industry fixed.
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; \# S4 ]' E0 ~' P" T3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-5 ^0 Q* N% T K% P
Housing Crisis fixed.
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/ o$ U8 t0 X6 u# E. |It can't get any easier than that!! p6 f1 }0 Z% @" c9 h
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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