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H# b1 ^* [3 q, c" y. xDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
. @& R! q1 S8 y; D1 l* f6 @Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander4 [( H% i+ w% f
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:( M5 L+ H" k# P2 S
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.) e$ o4 t* H9 q1 @" q I
. m3 ?0 [. r+ [, | BPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 e1 x$ C6 b! B( J
following stipulations:
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7 k% m; y( H2 c) z, z# X3 X1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
& ?* ~# A9 ]% T W$ u, \& A! aUnemployment fixed.- {, L4 T# B* q z! r5 U# [5 @
) D$ C& a( R+ T0 A8 w& Y6 M2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-9 C e# T6 b% O( r" h4 x
Auto Industry fixed.3 l; h0 g4 y. r' g
& d% E/ c8 x0 Q% m; [3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-9 S1 d. r u# T# x t
Housing Crisis fixed. a) H0 |" B2 k; k" X4 Y
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It can't get any easier than that!
. j4 _7 |" Z8 SIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their5 V6 y+ U1 m, @. U( ]5 t
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