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Dear Mr. President:
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6 ~* y/ U- i. UPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
- S9 T+ O% H u. B# {5 X/ {+ iInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
# F( J& e/ Y* k' Tthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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. Y2 s* U/ U8 d, hYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:4 }5 |$ O) M/ s d: y! J
3 ]' U' c1 T! S" ]$ G* k2 Q% f7 z# hThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.4 R. q6 f# t; K" w: I$ @
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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, j2 v+ S7 ^7 }8 l8 l' ^1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
, D! W; e a9 u" N N; uUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
( H% C9 H* z0 {$ G! [9 ]8 DAuto Industry fixed.3 c5 }) I8 T0 ]1 g- z, [; Z
/ ^( C. G. [% B/ }% M [3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-* _4 S& S, s8 a8 L
Housing Crisis fixed.
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: N- u" G# N) [It can't get any easier than that!0 d5 N7 o6 [+ W* `8 ]) c' e
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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