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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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: G% d j0 c. U* TPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.8 r+ w" x, V" d
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander; l2 U' |- l" }: U
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:) k- W1 e. [* E3 r! b1 i7 [
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.& W# c& |/ J# \& M$ _5 d
, M; |5 C u" wPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
# z' |. x' u1 ^8 }following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
( H6 S% q6 @+ J6 CUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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' q2 h2 _, r# s* [, P# ]. _3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-+ Z3 k+ g7 A c4 n3 q
Housing Crisis fixed.# L% L. c7 G* S* K. G
7 v: T" G7 C6 s U5 }1 ~8 SIt can't get any easier than that!) x! ^5 R8 W& @1 ~& z2 P5 m0 _; }
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their- p1 |1 o( L+ K1 d, [* C
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