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Dear Mr. President:
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, Q& A6 x8 X. B( W9 HPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.4 A/ J. ?" \' V# H. R q% j9 Y+ ^
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. @; r1 G, s' }* l
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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2 ^6 b) }3 g6 G n& G! @1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -) ]( Q( V% B/ n- c! Z
Unemployment fixed.
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8 b$ E' _; c, e. X1 N2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-8 m& d8 D/ {2 ^: U
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-8 t8 M+ C* C8 H4 X( V$ _
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
2 l( F7 S- \2 c* PIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their3 ~: Q9 t8 p+ o" r* {
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