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写给美国总统：
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1 P+ n) ~* [& K: ?! rDear Mr. President:
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6 @, C x, J9 k NPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
# h4 B) o4 \- u6 t! _Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander( f7 W/ X( y, K% z
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following0 J! E- b( h! H G# C
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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& q" e2 S0 H( W3 JPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the, W# z, r/ W' j3 k) n8 ?) `
following stipulations:: ^" d/ o. e1 d; D' a( {
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
4 u* v2 x( y9 VAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-. K# [. c3 x, V+ e7 D. m0 ?$ G
Housing Crisis fixed.
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4 _7 h5 k8 z5 A) ?0 d3 V- ZIt can't get any easier than that!
* M( Z! F: Y' W( O+ A/ M5 PIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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