英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

$ F* k* S  \! P+ N8 ^6 d"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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% q2 I; _6 ~; c* e"Well done. Who was that?"
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/ L9 H  c/ ]$ b  T8 E0 Y"My granny."
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, |5 C" S. P5 `/ {/ U"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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2 y; k: X  L$ S+ a2 G8 l"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

1 Y5 T9 g3 _- Q) d7 d/ v: y“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

3 E8 h) J. e7 P3 i8 S" K& n“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

我行我酷

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小叶子

xixi

天涯明月夜

嘿嘿

可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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