英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?"

& \: n  V4 V* e"My granny."

/ Y7 W) K3 b0 s$ Q8 A% ]"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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1 X0 I5 W7 ~0 _) T5 R  j) W"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点
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$ H) B2 o' Y9 r$ @“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。
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& K% C+ X* ?5 M8 l% P! n; u“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

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