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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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1 p; c% q' P5 B/ f. @2 z% M- ]"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.": T; u/ n2 ~! @5 M# `7 S

: x8 u& F& V' `"Well done. Who was that?"" ~4 c# i3 w5 V# o% e2 c9 H6 [

% P0 D1 \' o5 q* \0 C6 s, s6 X) V* z"My granny."
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."* ^; S4 w. s3 E) x" i+ \" K9 W

" \" b4 y) {: k5 v$ p"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”   k. ^6 D, w2 |" Y+ p

) F2 z) O8 {' |2 q% u+ t! l“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 $ t* h: C0 [6 r& H* `

9 y& \, W8 t' K, j( E! m“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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