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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！0 @' c, L3 E7 q5 [
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Where did I go wrong?5 \/ x& M3 c' j" s
, W- j: K b! Q; n# z/ E, VA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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- r0 m/ `3 v/ o+ NOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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/ L4 T; h4 h; W1 B9 U8 d* AWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. A- m% A2 f! g: \* w
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 1 l- Y, k- T0 }7 f, d( z
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( a* r4 v& Y7 h
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ ?$ s& V+ n$ a2 I$ \$ f, _The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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