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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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( v; z7 @" b G J) G9 C/ EWhere did I go wrong?
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' q9 o* |! ]: u0 j- o6 ]A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.1 X- I# U) R7 q' p1 Y' Z
9 |( T! x4 j+ O2 OWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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; P( z+ ]* s# g+ H* \Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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3 C, s7 a' s8 {! r9 eFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 8 D) T7 B7 M8 q8 w% k5 P
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* B7 ^7 k$ F4 `5 p) t3 P, ^2 s
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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