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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！5 E' J: k" u" |+ G2 F' Q6 w
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; X5 T) }) m* j5 d9 X* D6 uWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.0 |$ |: m: {& q0 l" Y. P* {, M2 `7 v) k/ i
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!" K# }; ~) ` ^6 U/ x; A
- w1 Q3 f7 r9 L+ Y. t' x5 B& ~Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 O% t5 `% D, c3 r1 M9 A% b ?- T
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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! Y% r9 O: ^0 [% W g, _1 GThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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