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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！0 Y) N$ r0 E* ?" C' R0 t' q
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Where did I go wrong?
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8 \! j' @! x7 H# o$ XA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.$ K4 S% b/ w/ w. z0 r8 n( R
* h8 D0 h4 c, k8 q8 I( ]/ G% ^What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. # W( ^3 m$ g: z* U2 x+ i. ]
3 P- g+ N( C$ k$ kFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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! I9 C# ^9 ]9 @Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!% m' I$ d* Q/ o B( F9 A
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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n1 v1 s- \! }; ZHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) s$ A) G7 f' ?8 k) z
! E. h" R* i9 n2 z, [( g! VThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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