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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home! |; K; R# `# i' n0 o& c
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home7 a4 y5 o; W0 N
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
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2 w4 b, j9 O# e* l2 AYou work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 o. b% p1 b" r4 r8 ?! x
and party.
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' q4 o3 d: w" u0 W& M1 e3 l# ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid8 Q, ^+ ?5 B H6 ~; ?& }4 I
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5 m! a4 `- e) w# H9 s) ^* {You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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$ k7 p0 y* D- l9 }In a few years, you become a baby and( V" y. ]5 g# L
everyone runs themselves ragged' @0 G3 p( |; r/ b8 K/ {
keeping you happy.4 @ g' k8 u- _
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You spend2 I+ k' U! s( C+ |
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,! F; s, M0 v# w# \% `* A: O
spa-like
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4 d* ?4 C3 G5 @% G3 d+ z/ GUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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