MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
' k. Q7 H( X2 U1 Y: Q9 Oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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2 w4 b, j9 O# e* l2 AYou work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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' q4 o3 d: w" u0 W& M1 e3 l# ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

5 m! a4 `- e) w# H9 s) ^* {You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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$ k7 p0 y* D- l9 }In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.

4 d* ?4 C3 G5 @% G3 d+ z/ GUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!