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MY NEXT LIFE8 i" Z+ }4 s) |$ D! r2 z* K) e9 h8 _2 K
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I want to live my
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' h6 z6 j1 O" R6 H( n$ V/ C0 _$ X7 k, F1 @You start out dead and get that out of the) U0 A2 l% i% T" O( N8 `, {$ ~0 }
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( \9 r; Z* v) z1 WThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your0 D- h1 g* y' G; ~' I
retirement and collecting benefit checks.+ \2 U( L7 u) _" `1 Z, [# e& d( c
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When you start work,
% W8 C: h' ^" Z/ Kyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon( `, Q9 z0 |2 g+ J k6 q
you're too young to4 f {4 J9 x- x# q
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid8 A3 \1 R7 \) q# q
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 n) ?3 S* R: r, ~
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# W# Y% f( P6 ^6 MIn a few years, you become a baby and5 E! S8 w" @* j8 b
everyone runs themselves ragged
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x! W# a8 G" r3 RYou spend7 j# h2 v: Q; C6 t
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,- ?) L- q% D/ s% i
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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