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I want to live my
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- V" X( Z3 A. y; y$ q( Z' OYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home2 w% {; I: [8 d. t/ L1 U8 }
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your5 T& K& O8 o! A3 X c! I
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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/ T5 Z: T/ O$ } N7 h2 F3 FWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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- V( ]+ A& }* A0 ESo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid: G& |& F$ K7 F$ f
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! C$ G7 J N, V% V- p- sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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, ]+ r/ |+ f7 ]0 G, VIn a few years, you become a baby and2 y! E3 S9 A& @2 f
everyone runs themselves ragged: \2 I6 ^1 G! r3 ~/ l, R! C
keeping you happy.
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You spend# {! {0 `( m0 C; s
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 e6 F$ X5 k+ a* m. A" Y
spa-like
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7 E: I# A" B8 i9 a# HUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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