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I want to live my) ^6 k; f/ }% Q; I3 I1 s
next life backwards!
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- ]) @3 m" ^1 N4 A bYou start out dead and get that out of the4 q7 w- ]3 Y, A. \! S: ?& u
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home4 l. c1 H8 ?! A5 }) V( H
feeling better every day.
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9 L8 N. g. A/ M7 G7 F9 XWhen you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,) @* h7 `* M, Y# n- z
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or9 J$ `6 v! W# a' N# Q7 Y
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon2 {! _$ |6 L0 g+ Y! r3 m5 ` f' L$ v
you're too young to2 Z7 y4 R) w' F/ H# U q$ p5 `
work.
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2 m: ]1 F2 G7 v; |& l+ e5 ISo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
- U4 a/ u& c" M4 hand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid6 F/ C9 p5 {5 W8 K1 j- P( s
again.3 W$ A5 Q( }8 u: C+ H
. b: t! G+ d# IYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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( T) j1 y# ]/ P9 ~' x. [In a few years, you become a baby and4 l) h) Y. w0 @: I: R# y) C8 \
everyone runs themselves ragged8 `, q- J0 `' A1 W, ~
keeping you happy.9 l! j& ?+ q/ A N( M" |4 X( s
' y: Z0 p9 c3 Y2 b2 ^You spend% G+ r' V# E2 _: @/ G5 [, L
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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, @% M! @" T+ v- K1 q& JUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest8 K& R5 b1 N% [2 J' h w
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