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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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" W  T$ N- `6 S5 JThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home/ O! c( x, a( h5 A
for being too healthy, you spend3 i8 Y8 k+ F2 B' H+ a: {: h
several years enjoying your
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# l' K% L' r" A+ s  KWhen you start work,% c; V& ?( p& g/ E' Y! q
you get a gold watch on your first day.4 R1 ~( X4 J+ s3 K6 ], g* k/ I6 P
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You work 40 years or8 n* C/ h8 S7 M, T5 H
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon  a$ Z- x2 I* U1 v
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 o" D5 Z. ^' X1 F" o8 P  ?
and party.9 C3 \/ i, w  e. R/ ]

8 `& _/ i! i! J0 C) d3 hAs you get even younger, you become a kid& r$ m" e& D1 U$ r7 H/ P% Q
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* c8 q/ b9 |! `8 v- _In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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