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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE8 i" Z+ }4 s) |$ D! r2 z* K) e9 h8 _2 K
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I want to live my
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( \9 r; Z* v) z1 WThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your0 D- h1 g* y' G; ~' I
retirement and collecting benefit checks.+ \2 U( L7 u) _" `1 Z, [# e& d( c
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When you start work,
% W8 C: h' ^" Z/ Kyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid8 A3 \1 R7 \) q# q
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 n) ?3 S* R: r, ~
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# W# Y% f( P6 ^6 MIn a few years, you become a baby and5 E! S8 w" @* j8 b
everyone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,- ?) L- q% D/ s% i
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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