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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# ^2 U) Z. }1 D

6 d/ \8 S8 n; D: P5 SI want to live my: r' q0 _% L4 E+ F  O* A# J* ^
next life backwards!& e! i4 _: ~: Q& g* N: z/ D

9 t1 S1 T' v; t) w  s: W% [You start out dead and get that out of the0 x" K6 ~1 @) \6 \' ]# q( X$ e( O* g( j
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home; b- ^6 Y2 O) @4 g$ S) R
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home$ |; b# ^* r$ Y! q4 E, m/ @. C
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ [' k) h+ C  `  D$ OWhen you start work,3 D) V- ~. u) n# D+ Y2 q$ g7 I
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to" b+ d0 @$ o9 I- v8 K& B9 Q* i
work.
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6 Z" x9 s3 B# \; T0 a; nSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 P* o/ w/ W6 r2 g7 t' i3 p6 wAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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- |& [& K" _- U& V& NYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.4 p8 D- F+ u& Y  D( F' u
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You spend
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spa-like
0 k$ p' O; P/ k5 J& scon ditions: central heating, room service on
6 r/ [" S7 ~5 e$ ?! [( R7 \) ptap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 W% f" S' N) U' z% ?7 e2 M' G

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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