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MY NEXT LIFE# ^2 U) Z. }1 D
6 d/ \8 S8 n; D: P5 SI want to live my: r' q0 _% L4 E+ F O* A# J* ^
next life backwards!& e! i4 _: ~: Q& g* N: z/ D
9 t1 S1 T' v; t) w s: W% [You start out dead and get that out of the0 x" K6 ~1 @) \6 \' ]# q( X$ e( O* g( j
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home; b- ^6 Y2 O) @4 g$ S) R
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home$ |; b# ^* r$ Y! q4 E, m/ @. C
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ [' k) h+ C ` D$ OWhen you start work,3 D) V- ~. u) n# D+ Y2 q$ g7 I
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
8 C+ ]! j' U, ~' f/ O( ~1 Eso, getting younger every day until pretty soon( K# |% i& c! j" `) z) x. c
you're too young to" b+ d0 @$ o9 I- v8 K& B9 Q* i
work.
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6 Z" x9 s3 B# \; T0 a; nSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 P* o/ w/ W6 r2 g7 t' i3 p6 wAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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- |& [& K" _- U& V& NYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
N h; I$ T( ?3 U: V+ bresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
8 |. U# R& D% D/ Aeveryone runs themselves ragged2 X! q, K8 K7 x" ?, u
keeping you happy.4 p8 D- F+ u& Y D( F' u
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You spend
l8 Z' t; Q- w+ Q8 Zyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ D9 Z# S' T7 ]8 Q! I0 R, @
spa-like
0 k$ p' O; P/ k5 J& scon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 W% f" S' N) U' z% ?7 e2 M' G
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my case. |
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