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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.- z# H! v2 I+ ?0 ^; r
+ v9 ~( ~0 X ?' F( }I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.8 H- d e- _5 [! ?: s) c
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important., j7 |; V$ V; q- {
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
& G* j0 J# i! J7 F% b1 [Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
$ }6 B3 A3 m; o/ U7 `then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for7 M. N a. r- f2 E* A6 y
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same& M `! X5 G2 e5 ]5 v* F
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.9 O7 P- d; J& t% M/ o- P/ z0 W5 C! P
There are some people that are not into all the words.0 a+ z! t' g- D: T& X
There are some that would have you not use certain words.4 ]/ _' i0 {, {. k$ v# v7 o8 d4 X
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
% F. g( V# I# h' Cof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
4 n2 x0 l# W9 T6 W399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous/ n8 K9 t) V/ o v0 R
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,. R: A5 H2 c- a" f
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% p, T1 h% |% Z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,( z8 _$ |8 o D- r' A$ z! k, m
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
1 H& G0 X: Q7 V8 }% V"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. F+ t2 n. b; p4 ?9 qThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
* @0 B: r2 Z$ Fcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
. _% v# d4 A/ f( M/ _* w' z"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"* I% @5 O6 `" v; b+ o r4 D. X
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
i; B9 p7 L$ P" Msounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
9 d! Z @( o8 ]! h9 W! eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
7 ], Q+ q3 @, Y& k7 |! I7 }) csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
' V( i# h0 ^5 l9 \5 Fsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 J' n; n! H# d8 D$ Y0 x; q0 b& I
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just% z% i+ C1 [6 v; U: M
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does/ a, K# ^( u" n# m E, a( S/ _
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,9 d' Q( J$ ^3 d0 c+ N
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
: W% ^( ?; D3 u. S+ Y& E3 E3 t* G. Ecompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
6 c3 e) n4 j; B. U6 _2 l2 Vsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 w) h( T1 C5 ?0 F3 FMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! L R5 A& k& c* u# h1 |' [
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 Z& K7 U" R5 j5 {. Q, N
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
' S" ]. T& _" H, B. X; ?4 lwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at- y) z& P" [+ w( W- z4 y+ e
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."4 [. e5 H& m5 W
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. n7 j2 }1 V* B7 `: u' w
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: r2 v6 I8 Y) Y4 C8 U7 ?0 j' Q& ?
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that7 y9 G# t& @5 P1 Y
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
O9 f- w4 P' Acertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I1 l; B% F; A) ]& N5 B
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such! i- q9 c( V- i W2 x
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
7 w1 B8 T+ W( g1 IAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more$ H. p7 R3 n% M ^' y9 G# ?% W3 _
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 o m' u2 v0 [it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
4 S8 L/ x9 U7 V( K# i! qimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& z; {2 C3 l- s) M u& o
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,- K4 U n0 R8 w9 }+ B, }) b: u
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
M8 Z. C' a) W$ M% b# gthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is$ s% S7 _0 ]0 u0 a3 F/ a
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but/ b) u9 ^; q' p
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 H: J: [3 z0 R& D4 ?
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
, H! P ^1 k( w3 BSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
7 V& q+ H/ Y- E4 O( W1 Q+ @So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.0 U" Q$ L& l6 L2 ^2 V& e
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! [3 z* H2 h6 B& E' a! H5 i6 K/ `# Ccircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even$ [* i. R) M1 h: |6 \
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( Z+ ?% P5 U$ U- _
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
, k+ k* m3 h9 J$ |/ C0 \0 _But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.& w9 c5 k# V. k: J( ?9 s# H
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock- V* S) J! B0 E: B/ v# K
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in& w* f( i4 X5 ^2 j" I
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
' J" F; Q: R$ w5 t9 `1 R: \ Y' vKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't, c3 [3 r- M9 q( w; S
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding" N1 g0 A! R4 I w$ [4 `& w1 ^: k$ H
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that9 ~& W1 d. N7 t9 e1 C' I Q
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ N8 }! v8 e$ H' [6 E) v# M
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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