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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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2 w5 ], t( R% n5 V6 N( uI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
# ~4 }& p! K+ S4 ~1 P PI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" Q, h, Z F YThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
) G k: z7 [, k% _0 MWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
4 O, X6 s9 @8 ?' a3 ] q/ wthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for% b& p8 o' f$ l1 T
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same: x a/ R. i7 C0 B9 k' r) Z' \
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.& b1 Q' S2 Y' L2 G
There are some people that are not into all the words.) U5 J; z& H+ m8 O. H% E
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
' @+ ~" N% A: g( N$ QThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
2 x B# I+ ?7 sof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 Y. d9 @1 n) n! r$ T% Z399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous+ B! t9 ?1 m0 g- S% D& Q
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,7 e' ^ I+ K- y8 m1 |
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( N4 M# n2 F/ `; U% H: i5 n U8 L"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,5 L" k' x: x5 q+ ~* _7 a$ v
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 F; k/ }* }- D v. Q; y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 @7 |8 J }9 m8 j1 n/ C
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
) P8 H: _; n/ E9 w) mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
/ V" a I7 ?8 r: d1 {' W"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% R0 R, {$ h- o6 \9 y5 v9 E* A
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly v/ B" P9 O7 c4 p2 d! ~
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- k: s* O* q+ X9 v- q3 ]
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
! @" ]; l5 u8 h& N$ Usnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist; X5 V, L0 p* j
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,3 i$ v2 x V# g& G% L) h
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just5 }( @; W7 w" n7 n+ n
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
7 I8 c) h8 u$ h) o, xnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,- n$ S; B# a0 ?
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not: u/ n3 U, V7 y K% m( Z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 [ _5 c- R; ^8 X; N. B
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- y; Y# r' Y B% T2 eMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
3 S: w1 t% s+ I% jthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.+ [$ m; N( P; E0 f. M
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend% j! I6 P3 `: P7 ^5 b5 |
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% E; t8 w2 c9 |you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
/ H7 q3 ]2 x$ EIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 x& X/ Z; e2 M+ u
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
! F4 I7 _8 F; e! i: b! Rtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
0 x. U+ r1 P+ W& H+ e2 n- q rPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were" s! F( h# q2 z( X. y% }0 P
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
" Y. R) m8 j! k( Ydon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
* b: B4 g, b2 ^) ]stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
/ _3 v/ O: T7 \And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more" I w4 G8 `0 D# J) ~; H2 T0 K& W
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think* R! e9 ]6 k9 g3 S7 m- M) ^
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very& G: u, h& \& ]4 c3 N% {3 }2 ^4 x
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* f; q" E1 z1 f) T' }
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
/ C8 N1 O. |' I9 V"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love& [% m- u! V u* e) r
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 p. {& d, T+ G3 }8 i( h ta great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" P6 y4 Y6 ]6 r( H4 ]I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
, W5 l; u) k* @( |the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
' w2 f2 n2 g/ m% M/ x: bSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
& e7 i9 S3 q, n+ ^$ C t: K+ aSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.: y3 t7 f! V. s7 z: E% B
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any: x4 ?" c8 h8 \2 s8 b( ]: |' `5 g
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even0 r# W: |+ f) }3 T( E
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 y4 G+ Z& X( w4 P' R) Hand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.6 }; ?, ?! t& ~5 H* V7 ^
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.9 e/ ?" u$ d8 T8 [" z; Y4 R
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
2 G$ }+ `( N- y8 e! D6 L! g3 z1 tCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 g x" j$ T9 ^6 b/ T( vthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for5 v9 ^; Y. L: J( e$ Y
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't( e3 t% r1 y% O# k) ^
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding! f" x1 ?4 }; p0 j0 D
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% I1 `- V& v* k9 h, C+ Ogoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
^. V- M; ~1 U C. `3 [, i" bcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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