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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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; `% Z; ]- ^2 B4 k N$ X, o5 tI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
/ p2 D0 ~2 l* {3 y3 V/ yI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
' j1 f. b, R* G) L, lThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
3 m7 c7 j- j% }; MWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
& ?" w I' [+ }* c* C. ]! rthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
- I7 n. m ^; X7 qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same1 P1 o6 m( B9 p4 Q2 A1 H# t$ w4 @
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., }3 k5 o) u) m' Z9 z, J
There are some people that are not into all the words., l; g' E4 {2 Y/ K9 [5 A2 Y
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
+ H {: ^: h3 p8 FThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 77 {8 n9 l+ W% Q
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
w% d/ K# L; v( c1 x+ ]399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 T- l7 f; @5 Y( k: rto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( ^$ g$ u! o& e/ r+ J& B
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?1 A4 D- {! H! F: V, g2 o% W
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; _' Q+ d: i0 U" M. x! z& ~
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?, B( A1 F, L' @) `: T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 ?$ C* s" d8 w+ Y
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
' L5 R2 T# i5 P, D/ Lcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' y# u; _2 [1 D' U"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
3 C+ N9 F1 e a5 h/ I- u+ z9 ~8 S& tWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly, D' h: B* U/ w. `4 C6 U& t: j" _
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
/ ^1 U* K( {, ?( _man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a0 `+ Y- B5 @! H: @0 d; G
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
N: a* }% G9 k7 k+ ?9 ~/ psnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,9 X! I7 I- ?3 x W
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
) |3 J @# e# m+ z- G- n! D9 o4 KOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
& C# D: Q3 J: E' [' }$ tnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# C' a. h4 r6 S Y) S% ~# u% Jbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
( k6 i0 Z1 t' Z. j- o/ r$ Icompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why& N9 s/ @% Z( |; h3 R
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and: c0 K6 a0 x" @/ g, K ]
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on @$ o: u7 p+ K. e' M J) X
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.: T5 }; C& a2 b$ [) z0 ~6 |+ p
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
, H c: m1 H" ]! l1 C9 rwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
, u/ Y# x# k% myou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", I$ H; s7 A1 G1 F
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the+ b1 ?' m9 Z6 N( o7 Q( Q
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
/ I+ T3 m$ `0 T3 c! d$ Ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; f6 g4 N+ y: U) G; d9 SPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were K5 g5 T7 s- R5 q% q8 I" N5 F; n
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 ^( [6 C+ m4 F& Vdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 ^4 w0 ~, f! W1 `
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
( X/ h/ t, A5 n7 C) WAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more% Q1 y/ ^" m( U) B. m9 Z' Z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think( ~: ^. o9 r, W* n
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very2 c! e9 e( P, k( L. E
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to2 M/ G2 j! b! m7 T* n
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,: P) }& K) O. ^/ L( T5 i9 A$ h
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ Y. f6 I; _3 m$ [
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
7 H4 m4 { P b2 j; a5 v$ w( r9 @a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! u m" w# ]* q6 c4 s" X' WI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ L) `4 Y/ T! D
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
% Y9 t* T% G1 @( PSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."$ @- c8 g+ m6 w9 o, W8 s6 O
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( U& l& m7 a4 ?; g5 x: _I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
8 @7 G0 @! ^% xcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even4 s9 b' m# d' M" Q/ ^: V$ `
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
1 Q; u- R+ t! G$ |# |( iand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
: t3 S* r) r2 c6 H; |But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words." c9 S4 Z( x+ T
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
7 e- n1 T3 D# Y, r5 \CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in7 \5 `/ j$ k% b: e8 f
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
6 C" F$ T' h; `/ N4 \' MKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't' M5 P. E+ U8 r, o, F6 P
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
$ G" q4 w! H, L2 x& d! hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. ?) m& D+ T6 jgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
& R5 b& B5 L* o/ y8 c% Acan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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