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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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: F& M* ?5 m% U" K* D2 K$ |( r2 @I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.; I2 M/ _" K9 T( m0 f [
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.. c/ V& a2 M6 L
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 P5 p/ a: B5 o! `" k. Q
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.( g" @, D% i, N! c6 ~: U m
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for5 D. \$ K6 h4 @' x t/ e
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same% |. r1 j) a( W$ j# k6 B( \5 X( A
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. O4 z8 S7 ?1 R: K/ W( Z
There are some people that are not into all the words.
! X+ h; p# S/ i7 ?- UThere are some that would have you not use certain words.* t& s9 J& q! a+ u2 R* `% }
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 G1 s0 r$ X: l1 A; g$ Kof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.0 z( Q2 O3 z2 p% _6 q& H" M! c
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
5 h' J. }0 q- oto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
+ u4 O$ }$ t) u* jBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?3 g; K) V' a6 H9 H; H5 f
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,! r/ T, |9 C) w, I0 m% J# ]' i
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
1 T6 ^9 H ?5 N6 C2 t# w1 m"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 o" D6 P: i* p3 S# w8 F; T t! P1 }Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,; `' q" Q. @$ N. z6 n5 \: x
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
s+ t, Y" F* F3 _: o9 K"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 c. s+ U: I6 i4 F( k; K9 U
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly# z+ n" h: U$ H" l$ i
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
0 G! J. @0 j2 V7 [1 Eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
6 O; q b& U# h7 _snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
6 ~6 ?2 ^ a1 b0 r( C6 s5 Z; \1 ~snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
' G. A- E$ n' PPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
- g1 b4 d" b$ O! D6 d! S- COne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- g) C( o) G& b1 P% J
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
) D* C A# r; p3 c" W; Pbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not7 M& S, k+ i# ]" h+ g9 N4 p
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( U; X0 s2 a' A
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
5 H& K% k7 q/ h% M/ ~3 EMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on9 ^0 Z9 |7 A; l$ l0 m7 @
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
# k! _" @: X" UI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" N! W7 Q; Y- p* J, i0 N
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
+ Z2 n% l, [+ T. I) w9 P" l2 dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
) {$ Q. Y2 t4 P. K3 q6 zIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
% N C' Q3 T/ [3 vother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go1 n/ P1 S/ X. e* ?
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
' k/ V9 a- A/ L: J- cPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
* G7 R6 s: n9 U; j/ Fcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 H* W c$ n( H
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
; O4 d, m) ^) U0 \3 @) h+ r, Dstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."" n Z# z( E# g* k" h$ L3 z# N
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more9 H# s7 X' H, p; T% Y
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think7 C3 F. n6 Y5 ]7 h' R, W z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very! f% j0 L3 ^$ F
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to/ `* K0 G' t/ w2 o# _0 B+ J% q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,+ S8 N B7 X* n! }0 }
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: `4 J5 J/ B K
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is B; F, s% g" T& N5 Z; h( `) ?* W" a
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
/ }, Y4 S' @! a2 q1 o, RI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
$ O, `0 o" R( X5 }/ ~the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,9 y: a) N w L, c6 k
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
5 f; F" A: Y/ l JSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
- W2 s+ ?9 ?6 D& x1 Q( q- x: wI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any/ W% ?2 L4 E2 R( n- @) x
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even$ x+ o i+ `8 Y/ E6 k6 ?% c( R
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
' B8 K4 a& K' T1 i4 S8 eand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
u4 x9 a/ k+ N: I7 A5 k5 iBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 }1 ]4 f1 n W, f0 sRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
0 p X! l# D' A, @8 v* f! t5 xCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in5 h8 D) v; z! |$ U
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for) C% f4 Z! f0 t. \8 h2 I
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 S: n2 K8 W3 j/ A! j2 T" ^
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; Q8 W4 a) e" B( z9 r
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. d; c7 ?' L0 y# @2 t& T) ]goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 h/ s! @7 q4 S/ Rcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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