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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.: G. B4 A( ~# I) s
% E+ Q4 {8 o& J9 {I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.6 u9 [, S; M2 \4 A3 @
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
! i- N0 o( d& S1 u! zThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
1 X _* Q6 b! g+ n7 h" hWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
. h$ w9 r: X. ^! \9 |/ j a4 `then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) u, X0 k7 Y+ V3 h5 B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
: I" R! A2 a5 O2 @& l. X" S( fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
5 ?* M9 `3 r4 r" i5 }8 Y! |' qThere are some people that are not into all the words.# D! E# B$ g* e) D& U: `. T% n
There are some that would have you not use certain words.- V5 p) {$ d- [4 A! I W6 G/ \4 [( [
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 76 o' H2 [6 e1 p2 [
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.' a3 O8 }7 m1 ]& X% f- q) y
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
8 }! g5 b) c6 ato be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,: O- n" o9 ~9 @% J+ i
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 ?( ]" D) y% e# r" {
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 _* D; c* D$ ]8 Y9 K
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
1 u# ]; A4 o; G"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ {+ c! b4 J7 U# P9 T+ z
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
# E- a+ u2 K# N, Dcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.' v R' Y6 Z# H, P9 v5 K3 s
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 v" m: K: M( H" w' x0 d
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly$ Y0 q6 _- T a" ^4 W
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,4 n, a1 i/ |1 h* W" K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# P2 h( S Z5 ^* tsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 ?3 }, ?* r$ Q. Q" W
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
% R- |& x8 p8 w( U! S/ wPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just9 G5 O; T7 `. N% Z# V
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
" r0 p R! \( A. ?' pnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list," o( ~/ q* O) u5 a' I! l7 \
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not( i, u- T6 z) o8 Y+ I* d5 M; p
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why9 O" w- [( [, n$ v" Q
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 ]( t( B8 \8 [+ l. f( }1 c
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on, J+ D7 C* z. \/ O. ]0 D8 S
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 v' s: V. n& b* `- F7 W& K
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
2 a; I8 `1 O. L7 zwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
* Z, b1 `" K5 ]9 I/ n9 |& uyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' l/ a, B: B7 V- z3 r d. t6 y
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the6 g! n. Z- {7 ^- N* P+ k4 x
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go, J( E2 h$ V- L+ C3 H
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 p" h5 M) F. I5 E+ g. EPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 O Z; a% |/ l% F# x: P. Z
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
5 q; C" W% J# |( o/ F% Q3 Idon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such! r+ t Q3 c$ }; a0 i5 O/ r
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."7 Z6 f( z: b% W; ~4 b
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more# ^8 j+ W* C. b: e
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
8 T0 D) t h( y7 I% V2 S, a8 \; Wit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
+ g8 M2 \ W/ D% }- E: X. Wimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
2 L$ @- E5 H5 q5 j" a+ X. Ghurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said," J( k' Q5 u2 w" Y
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love* ^9 v8 N1 @0 O1 A9 k
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 s* [- L9 y$ K6 V# x9 g0 F0 Na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
, t1 v q1 k" l+ k+ z$ ~I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; p: g9 M _+ u- P7 D# |8 n
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,: p9 K3 l0 f! O* e& a1 U
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 L$ O0 v' k5 b# t9 e
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
% T6 `5 A6 H3 V: v) dI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
) b, y% R: p* H* Wcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. P% m( E9 P; S6 @+ Z7 U- {
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,9 B+ T' y4 l% o( ]* o2 _
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
( O+ S* w. H; @0 V: PBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 q2 o+ P+ h5 u& j1 ^ d! i
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
! d1 C" w8 m/ {. f2 l4 {5 vCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in0 s6 u- A4 T2 o4 E5 U
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for, K8 F6 n9 W0 H M- i _( S
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
0 I* j+ Z& A5 b( P4 fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding( r- a$ e0 G7 K: F% d: o
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that$ K d s2 y# m7 e1 l2 W9 s
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 o1 [! ^2 G; [+ e
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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