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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.1 [- n4 ~; Y0 r+ s4 y5 p) f
% h! z: J7 W+ g' i, S7 }0 wI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
* _3 F( ]# O* iI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.1 M: g i2 N! m
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
: [2 ^2 u/ f/ F6 g. \Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' S$ `. L9 H- {1 V6 E9 {6 a: N0 p
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for( [" D z+ Z! \/ C$ H: c# b
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
5 W* @) X) R; u5 e$ F: Fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.8 U% l( s! J+ M
There are some people that are not into all the words.
1 f; D( o' ^% HThere are some that would have you not use certain words.. h6 |6 n- A6 r/ c! s9 G. e
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# Z0 |+ Q: K6 j) I
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is." n& r# M& A: S& T4 ^' \
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 L' @4 _6 f, f- C$ C& pto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
: ~2 E! t" i/ a9 w" oBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) G" u6 k& n. \6 T6 `( E/ m0 B% G
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
4 I0 I( }7 C. L* g) ?! Yand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
0 m7 f9 C% m- b8 N0 j3 k"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 W: U' d. ?; g* L
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,0 Y; A5 l% w) x, ]% M9 U0 I
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
/ y* f% z/ f( _, `"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 S/ e8 |' m* {) Z$ oWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
% U# a. v0 u3 h; a) h& a5 ]sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ g1 T7 n* I* E3 z' s4 S2 V- D/ W& F: p
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a- \3 w% X: W: v
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist5 [9 ^5 B; Y+ @* {0 M
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits," ~0 [) v7 i, l }) V: G
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
% q) z; g1 U* j+ Q+ AOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does, n5 X; }. H) Y
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
) }) [! G# D- s' Vbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
; ~* g) z" Q" }; L8 Fcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why w1 @2 p2 x. p$ Z# U7 x
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
* }3 Z+ P* e% q- ~# x K& n" f' F$ zMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on+ {9 [0 }5 `5 @1 [' m4 n
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
1 S& p" g5 Z! ]" j0 O- dI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
: A5 R7 ^* J2 y1 C$ J I) L& [3 U3 Gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at- A& Z/ |5 S* x+ N' S ~/ T
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
; M# r; U; \0 X% E. g* d" yIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 F3 l& ^. P% ?; B" F
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 |' a. e# |. E/ B
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that$ b" f' Z& a: V9 z
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were6 K* a7 X* c7 n% A+ A$ p0 c
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I! p/ O2 X/ J7 ` Z3 y
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such1 q. U% \6 H9 ]; {2 ^7 h4 g5 f% g0 A
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
# h- b# T9 q: B" a% o6 AAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more& I; J! a' g: _9 k6 a" | t
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 D- X H2 t4 q0 [6 V4 ^8 i( Z {+ Git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very6 n3 c( C: a' Y9 C+ v
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
1 j! o( a) G9 F0 w6 b* jhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
+ T8 R" \% X3 e7 c"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love% B2 n0 u# N! q2 x8 z2 X5 Z0 X
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is% q. g' J3 T3 P' v2 ]
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
. o, R4 z4 f# P5 y; LI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ Z! {* L5 X" |5 E
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,* D m" G: @& m# T7 p
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 F6 P5 I3 q( |; D9 |, c
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.% P# \+ J7 _. Y; ~- G" h0 N* Y7 @
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
1 l: d1 J" L. y8 r7 v5 b' ]circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even9 h! s$ v/ ?- B* _/ G8 N
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,$ o( w6 t2 \- u, o- u( c I
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.+ n: h2 x/ j9 p& W
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
, V G2 l- t7 P ^9 D: xRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 K) Q& k a5 y. A3 E* e. kCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
& e2 |$ x; q5 j& Dthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 j9 Z+ [2 S' P' T
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
0 o( [0 v4 x& ^" z# isay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding: T8 s: j3 b- i7 a( E
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
& D3 \2 ?4 T, \4 ggoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
$ X/ h; z* L" q- w+ l8 xcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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