Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
7 K1 O' ]$ G0 F/ Z1 j1 C> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
3 x8 \3 Y3 M) y$ y  m, n> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO.
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8 A$ v" q, ]! G1 j6 W5 |$ |> FINE,
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% k* k8 L* f+ s' u) m8 _> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
" G7 R3 X' ~9 {2 E8 `> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
, b" D. D2 K1 O3 A> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
) a! j: |9 d# m> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
2 f- @# h' P1 B& @& G> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
: d1 P- B' @5 d6 |4 M+ |> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
4 f; M' x. H( E1 W> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
/ K' G4 P; c# R2 H8 P. ]9 G> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
+ }- I; |( b, M: b% Z5 }9 y1 R> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
/ J% t( t; i: S9 f> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
: c7 b2 u! A8 ~$ T+ s* H% O+ O> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
2 }$ z1 ^( }% v6 V% G9 H* r> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
4 {2 U) K9 W1 L' m& C3 E+ L> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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4 U/ O. n. i. c: n1 Z4 d> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
4 a/ ]5 U# E' b; ?) B/ `2 C4 M> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
3 y3 \6 }# O7 ?& ~9 l+ t> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
) [5 S$ K- K0 e! `> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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6 c  B0 t  k0 h* Z/ h7 \> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
' X! I9 L/ t& |# x> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
9 I' ?5 K4 M7 u$ L/ L% ~> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
  J: [/ a6 ~0 }* m. H> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
! ^8 [1 a% ]1 F9 C" ~* P> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.