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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
5 U/ b" R1 Y, h/ |5 ^/ T6 g> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,$ {/ W+ T( K& r3 A. C
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5 K& O/ V; U- w Y8 b! `> HONEY,
7 u7 X+ e; D) B K- W> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?5 m K, b# g8 V8 F
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.4 Q/ [6 _6 M! M! d9 J! b# F, n, b
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" e, P1 `$ f \* L6 Z> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, x- R2 S) ~" d* [3 {/ Y
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
* N( g3 ^; M: i3 l+ O, c C% I, E> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
& h+ I D+ A! U- @> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 L" Q- D$ W9 g+ Z> I DON'T THINK SO.4 a/ e) n" ^, n2 S! t8 a: g
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8 U( K4 |1 y; }# ~: K> FINE,5 d4 ?0 l% D+ \, o! X) } O
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,! B( d" ~' U- }
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? f0 o) \0 I/ `, U2 H8 ?3 f
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT* d4 w. `8 C& G2 f+ D: R
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7 _$ o. h( U8 ?% x, s> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,4 d& p- V$ R" W0 e
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?! v2 `, m: @" I, Q# k9 R S
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE, [$ E5 }' S0 V5 Q+ s5 v3 ^: Z/ n
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?, h. x8 P+ r! s( ]
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS3 l: T7 x; O" J
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS3 s! d m! q1 l" O9 g$ m
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
5 N$ l: q, k. Y# D' q/ z% C4 u7 J2 `> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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5 C3 D; L2 D' M> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T, Z' c8 F. E. i6 g2 J
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
1 _. d# ]- ?! Z& o# @+ ?7 D4 B8 F> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE; ]+ d, K5 B k; l/ x
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?& A2 n8 [8 d; M; n/ G" s
> I DON'T THINK SO
/ b7 D! M* \# E> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
8 G7 S0 A% e) d4 a. d0 ~> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!2 ^4 ~9 k z2 D( Z
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A' w% n, n+ I: s5 \8 q
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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) j6 V7 R D- l3 u+ ^+ U6 A+ `> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
* J! i1 z4 x( I6 F0 V+ ]5 K> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
) M1 L5 a! a" C0 T; b* Z> TO GO HOME( U5 J9 b5 @4 J- M2 r& q
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
9 J5 c4 z7 j# L5 H> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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2 _" {9 j( k* X& F> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE7 c; f, K% t: d
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES2 b( ]! Q; k j: a0 D. v
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.- T9 s9 ]" O& B* r. @# c
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3 D% }+ D: ~9 w> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?0 K1 W6 [" z2 b
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
1 a: S8 p) H1 Y> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME) v2 {, B6 A; {6 ` R I
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.( J' Q" j% F6 O% x1 }# h1 h3 K
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND4 l! J: l* I9 [1 P
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER' X$ I6 E+ N+ M$ q+ n
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
/ l: w. x* ?7 K% i> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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0 Z5 f: Z* G/ y+ b$ _) Q> SHE REPLIED,$ S9 B! V4 x: W
> HELLOOOOO..& g6 ]" E4 n1 _$ x, M) @$ g
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN0 K# C1 B" k( R) d
> ON MY FOREHEAD?3 R5 l! S8 ?; W/ S* ^* q$ t
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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