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发表于 2009-4-8 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
; Y' v0 P3 u5 j" V2 @> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,1 a9 e/ x: \1 J3 d% b6 s
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+ y+ \4 w9 Q* ~3 f2 ~) `> HONEY,
8 s+ W( t, x. q0 g> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
) a& s  v1 k  Y, s9 f2 a" R; M$ r> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.# M5 F( I$ V9 q! H; L7 T
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,5 h4 s( B( @$ e' u3 d: l/ T
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?$ Z9 i/ [; ]1 H8 F
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE9 `( i& e2 w4 z1 c. n/ V2 G
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?$ W' \9 w# d) [8 H( g
> I DON'T THINK SO." V" D( U/ g& h
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* ^  u2 \! H0 X4 V6 U& A  Q: y> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
0 J6 {( j! G$ f> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
) d" H9 X1 N( ]$ i4 U> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT- `7 o- _5 ], R. `- r7 `
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2 p( F) j" ?9 c- o9 Y, i, e, I> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
. X- c3 n4 m5 p, e) e> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
. i; {8 ?5 b- @> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
& C/ a& P0 h9 V0 |* d, R, A# X+ @3 ?0 \> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?$ P1 H* P2 e# c# w
> I DON'T THINK SO
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3 W! z. ?8 _$ p; _; j* C" `> FINE, SHE SAYS: ^) a* U, {$ x$ W7 @
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS% I' `! S1 P" b. ^$ u* i7 Y
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
! [! G5 a9 ~/ R1 Y> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK, L; l5 Q1 w/ ~9 _( @' ?# t$ @
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8 V5 o7 ]& F+ Z" n9 C* s> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
/ r+ \1 U! F$ c2 s$ v8 Z> WANT TO FIX STEPS
: L2 v/ U5 O. L3 e> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- i3 R2 L! q& Z. h- F
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?' Q( b( ]8 `( F  _
> I DON'T THINK SO/ g5 o* ]) Q2 N+ t) D/ M
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
) e4 k4 M+ t) ~4 ~> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!1 |/ X) s1 w1 F) [4 W* ~+ l3 @
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* E0 M7 `1 a% R% I> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A6 a* l# R# Q% f' }3 b6 J! F
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................# H9 H- Y) s0 S
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2 r2 }3 n+ c3 x& l0 u2 B8 _5 I> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
4 u' q3 y) U' Y7 F  @> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
& E: q/ c  [1 F+ a. p> TO GO HOME8 A# L+ i  z2 a6 i
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6 O& s) A0 u) F/ o> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES) y3 }+ r, X* [9 Z
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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! |/ A) J$ V- _  O( U/ f, h  i0 v/ z> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
9 M0 S) @7 b% e" z3 H9 ~> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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: p+ M* R# [* h1 T7 k> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
+ |% x3 V7 z  H- k* }8 h> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED." j, b0 Y& ~7 k2 M+ E
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
9 I2 Z, H/ r% b/ i' b" Z> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
: j! o, w/ K0 q  v# ]" _2 U# I> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.7 n3 O  R! T" Q6 x( n9 v
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME* {! ~# U3 M$ y
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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  I# q" K; T0 B$ X/ t. v* e3 ~> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND! G! `8 d/ G7 s
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER1 v# i$ V1 X: r0 }0 s: c% r
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.7 u" j/ H; T% [/ K& c7 `& p/ u
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> HE SAID,
4 m& a$ W; Q0 m* M6 A> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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9 s9 M  ^: i9 @/ J4 z> SHE REPLIED,
7 i& z2 m9 ]! ]9 s! s. M> HELLOOOOO..
) p/ M! I* ~) S/ F% D> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN; X* ~9 W. F1 |( I' w$ h  G* R4 v# F
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
3 e1 y5 O& R8 O! n; L- g6 B> I DON'T THINK SO!
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发表于 2009-4-8 12:28 | 显示全部楼层
Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.
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