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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A- t; p- B" M) V0 S) I$ T' \
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,9 b. `( D- Y) k3 L; G. ]
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
5 u* ~) `5 ^3 a8 T0 L' s, m2 [> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,- E% I; [" s' F6 k+ Y1 A
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
% Q. S) K8 d9 I$ Z$ q/ H> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO.( |% @! T3 J# E% H- v
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$ @, W9 I4 h0 s9 P> FINE,6 }4 ^) w4 j4 h. N$ a, _
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
0 |+ C4 q% q8 F> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
3 r4 H8 F0 Y) I, I9 S! R> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. B D1 d$ X+ ]5 y6 p/ q
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2 d8 `* G& L; Y/ k, E' {. f* x> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
# ^. J$ H5 d9 z9 c h/ z> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?- H3 Q' \% n% t' ]
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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6 @' z4 p" E. N( {4 I, r# K> FINE, SHE SAYS
& n. s8 Y5 C1 O> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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; H0 k9 W" z& O0 a> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
' @5 G9 [1 F9 N }) x8 e> WANT TO FIX STEPS5 @! }' m3 z- V k* s9 }6 q- b
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE6 _" F+ U) [! l, {/ l
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?* D8 n* E! [$ |) c
> I DON'T THINK SO
! E: E7 C9 O+ E& y> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.* T" B7 Q$ H- U& u: |
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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. Q( d6 m7 E* z6 n p> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A- A7 i5 y* ^# A0 ~1 e
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
; W/ ]! W& F0 G> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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# ]: I( d* B |* S% E# r4 Y2 k7 |> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
5 x# A& h) n; x, y> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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3 [0 U( q* F3 K& Q' N> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES: ~+ Z0 k! f1 k' @* e: @: m
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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( M: Z P/ O' C+ ~' P5 K) h) c( p l> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?- ]2 M. s* i0 a6 O/ @
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT3 a) }# f, }& }
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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+ O/ z$ C* W! X; d( k, F> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME+ J& U2 V; Q: E4 W- N
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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$ M# L! {0 l# G> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND3 X; S% X. }" P7 I* K# O) B
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER3 S" W& w7 R7 y' V( F
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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3 f7 z# T m) k1 G+ [ P. N> HE SAID,
/ L0 [ r, I3 d7 J% Q; y> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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* g4 ]2 G# j9 E/ j> SHE REPLIED,) Z/ R- V1 y# _; u! x' h8 p
> HELLOOOOO..
$ S) ]4 q& |# [( |1 c( A> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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