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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
+ o# a/ j- u+ B. m: Q> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
& Y3 D5 q' |$ P> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?8 z/ V/ q0 j8 s, ^, x
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.4 o$ `( u6 ]+ M) Z8 T, ?
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, \. I. G* E! }7 c: O& _. ~ n
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?9 `8 O0 A. W; X6 H; H
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
" _# @5 f3 X+ O- g, W7 K> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?+ m4 I! C* [$ h4 d. K
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
# R% p8 ?8 Z2 Q/ @# x' l2 b m> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?% G7 z3 w# p. j& m+ X' k
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT" p8 X9 x7 R" B! F5 H
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/ B- x' t& N* s> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
4 h+ C4 ?6 i0 O S; x; K> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? \# L' P9 A) u, p& s/ V4 `* @
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
7 D3 w) o# {7 O+ e1 g> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
6 O# E& D5 F9 }' B. h9 `2 O> I DON'T THINK SO R( l% s2 ?6 e) x4 P+ W1 Q( F1 I
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> FINE, SHE SAYS" X% \! }0 e0 Q
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS1 P$ T2 G9 G9 `6 K2 Z. H( C- Y
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?% E' [1 ^& F3 ^7 q( U
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK* t& R- j( g8 H% C `% U D
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
+ W. d* Q4 L3 @: j5 J* k( z> WANT TO FIX STEPS
6 c/ u* h, F, u; I; c> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE0 f& m% i: y! v
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
6 R7 D' f0 A; E9 S> I DON'T THINK SO" o$ P6 i' p* B. }3 |. C
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU./ H0 ?2 i5 L! N, P0 o
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!0 J& X6 h2 E$ x x$ n0 y
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/ i8 _9 f; P; _1 R& x; C( {/ g- p> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A* g2 P( k5 ]. E- A/ h
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................+ R, a# @0 q! {" E, a- Y1 v; r, q
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1 x3 I" h/ Z( p1 W$ [# f> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW6 S& W: H- u3 g9 E
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES. m6 I& u. K" K( n4 I# b
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE. S0 H! j. w( r; h) I5 J y
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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4 @4 s( H- [1 F6 }> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
! Y" W ]2 {" t" T* Y> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.. g* a+ o z6 c t) C
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n4 f! `3 m$ n* v3 q0 a$ T( t" O> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
" d. b* J/ P" y+ Q s> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT+ K9 t- y* q c1 O9 q
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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1 w3 y1 z8 d1 g0 _5 H> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME5 w% g& E* {5 g6 o# G- ~
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.2 [: X/ r6 L/ f" x% F4 @6 p5 _
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
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> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.9 ?' \: M$ u1 m' Z( z
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! c3 _% C+ b$ o' k> HE SAID,
' k* W3 h# @( @9 r> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?5 h" a# M) R5 H+ f% @+ s
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> SHE REPLIED,4 m% r& {) Z& D* D
> HELLOOOOO..( `% d* `+ A- P, l5 j
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN+ l8 e* Y$ q3 R- T
> ON MY FOREHEAD?) h1 d! [' C/ h& e8 y5 ~( \
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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