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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
0 w7 x6 H& E) y" \- ]7 v> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
% X2 Z& a2 a# h" i& c$ Z> A few days later, he received this report:! T* @. C. D" A+ {! A2 L
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) p% ~( a; r. y> Most honorable sir:
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> You leave house.
* ?/ p4 j1 o7 X( [- G" L! s- J1 x> He come house.
1 Z" `( s3 N( o> I watch.
+ [- E7 X% m8 Q> He and she leave house.
8 c' H/ t- x" ~! g7 n> I follow.
+ Z* R4 A+ j6 ^- u> He and she get on train.
4 z3 d' Y' {/ o( M1 o5 A> I follow./ b  F% m. z0 S! Q
> He and she go in hotel.) U6 j1 n0 _: g& Z" ~
> He kiss she.
9 V& }2 z/ b- J$ ?> She kiss he.
0 N) A5 `/ Q- E* _& q/ D% K; o> He strip she.
5 Z0 B  Z, P! Y2 V- s& E% ]( M> She strip he./ y& m8 ^, J" y  f
> He play with she.
) z+ D4 \& W0 u% U3 v6 ?1 G6 n, b0 G- j> She play with he.
; G  w. ~% b7 _! u> I play with me.$ m; ^" c3 ~- }! ?
> Fall out of tree, not see.
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+ j$ y# C  C' l, S, C& d9 Z8 ~, ?[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。
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哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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