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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.6 p1 A9 Y j3 W& N+ y4 ?: o7 c9 d
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a8 g/ V& v% n8 z
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
5 x, m3 T7 t. h, Q- kThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.% U, s" U" i- u+ m7 m4 t
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% h# k2 }4 y2 S; e( C The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
# O$ Q1 B. n( k& B" c; BThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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8 A: C& E- I/ a3 ZThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.9 Z& X* a8 \, B/ A1 ^5 w& D- z
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4 h8 M& Y% s% g: N'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
l- a+ u& p& K$ T7 t) m3 w" R1 ~Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'3 ~# [& ~8 {9 c! e/ W3 z% t/ ^
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