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% h: z, [1 ^* tA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
! a: i' I- Y- C" I0 Klittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.) g6 J: Q% c. J8 z! O/ \
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) X3 L1 n2 ^- J$ {We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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2 ~/ N* u4 x5 F/ I$ g( P, bThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
' P% F. H& j' VThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
; ]+ _3 ], M6 C) b" a" E6 l- n" {0 jThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'4 o; {0 }8 E: a1 z
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% \/ L& M9 S, XThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 9 y8 V9 Z0 v: N: i9 w1 F9 _
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'. S' `1 _$ q9 B* y! {. n) X" W% I
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