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# Y; X% k! S1 W6 k9 U% J! X$ ], I9 ^A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.$ W3 X6 K. s. V& a
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a& F1 y/ E+ r/ A, f7 j) a
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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7 r3 W' ]' ]9 T6 g2 zWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
e- m) S0 r5 \. x2 B6 ]8 [The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
1 b5 `6 t! q. HThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'8 t. Q! k. m( `5 W, d7 D
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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" K3 W- a) @; X# z'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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