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4 u5 H; c9 _& B1 W# X6 }: q) g( ZA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a( l2 O6 y6 b# d2 b: Y# q {- U) F
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.* }+ A; E6 ^. E8 R: V( J
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.3 `: U9 I+ t; S7 p" B
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1 f( M" J1 i# `/ f( a& B$ C3 [The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' v' X9 B4 C {$ v+ s
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.7 \" q9 w' e. W2 {: r9 U) T
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
* D2 S2 E" J9 S0 Y: ~The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'/ Z8 Y! w# ^ w: w) L
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' | s- w; m lThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!') C* s0 D. k$ b: l' Z
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.! J+ A; x! T7 A* T$ m
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 3 R# I1 a' t. @ a& ^3 w' \
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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