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- n. F1 k1 f7 y3 u; H \$ m& w, {" PA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a# S1 ?/ R& E4 g4 A7 H
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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: A J; }% [* G4 b& zWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
0 _% D D" A$ ^9 W: @) ~9 SThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.% C6 X) W5 ]4 E+ y
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
3 D3 R1 J8 C" M, S' G2 r, cThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'% p, R/ A, p) p" z7 X
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' Z$ U0 f0 U K* V( v: \The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'# i3 d5 z& b/ t% X) r4 I
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0 N5 W% w2 j, y/ ]'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.+ C8 O+ R/ E: [: @2 I) r) {
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! " m; f: V* s, g6 W
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'+ c* f, P w5 P6 a! c$ z
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