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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 1 J8 g* ~0 l" D5 u6 c; ^+ E
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
# s7 u9 f$ y' v! I# uThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
4 ?3 m. L0 e5 d) o# b9 fThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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6 n, m9 H# Q$ i% k# g4 rWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' J- u. n5 u: e0 o9 J0 W2 S" ]
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' F; Z' M+ t" T- ~
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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$ ?. s% \: Q5 @7 h1 D4 ~The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ' P% }% B6 q+ b! T( ?. _
0 c9 f( |$ h' Z) DThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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$ U5 e$ I8 m, n$ KSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! ) r6 C7 F v! o, _7 ?" o: O4 a( h
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. , f3 r0 p+ v- L+ B9 V* z, @
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 9 p- ]' I/ p$ r* j, k, E
% Z% N/ S! L: [' D* J# vThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ; \) N! e+ ]+ w- y$ I+ ^. o, _' ~1 v
( R! Q* g) I& F% C& \# F& NSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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% p* r7 @# v* k; bThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 8 `3 K6 `: u4 \% u/ v
. l7 Z+ l# R1 G: yMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 1 B: j; Z" \- \7 u$ c
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. # q ?% H3 w" L& c, S
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Male readers : Please scroll down. " t0 ?* R) ^+ l; \$ h4 g; \7 j' d
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, n9 j& C! S% l- mThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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2 |0 ]' L5 U; k8 ~Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ( j9 G8 n9 W2 S: v9 n
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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