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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. " U1 v. b& v- u% p
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. + {! a2 u0 v" x
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 8 ^) n! F& r" Q$ s& P; u6 U8 X0 }. O
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 9 r. ~# m u3 e$ ^8 l/ w* E
" |7 D* U/ n6 O! H0 B c5 nWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ) ^; v! c; [3 E
; q( }7 l$ d: [3 z6 S: QThe woman said, 'That's okay.' . l' r: Q, u; s! u8 K
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. % y `5 j9 l! c$ P0 F
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 6 x4 y2 O" y7 e# G% l6 t# H
* @% _5 t# Y. e! ~- n" dThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! ( o& L# p* \: ?; W! x/ G* Q
- d* X3 M: W+ u3 B9 `2 y( NFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. & g; }: r( f- Z: J6 a1 N
& L4 B; H7 B% e0 j/ N/ T2 K/ zThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 4 M6 e3 y+ l- p) w% S8 B+ `" E
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! L9 M5 p9 j/ q0 d/ A; g
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' R6 O/ _" [# ]3 Y* a5 Q0 Y! ?& V% i
" E" m. J* x5 Y% z# EMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ) [0 r# [1 h" j Z4 K5 f
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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( [9 B. U% q8 AMale readers : Please scroll down.
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9 u* }- U" a8 C5 p; PThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 7 ~. c# n0 t1 r4 g; K2 t
. v( f# ~* H7 `Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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$ C( \, O `$ j; f1 i0 \4 i5 x& oPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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