Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
# `, Y% f8 s- O; a8 G* aShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
6 O3 m* J: f8 }3 V, AThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
/ d: E4 @* w9 k# c+ }; H5 B. QThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

# p0 I* N% h$ e6 B( BThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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4 Y7 \6 R6 i: ^& X$ c. T9 V: F7 [The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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) a3 c* L5 j- W% e/ Y9 aThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

7 P1 z0 E5 P3 g# Y1 u1 w/ O" M' wSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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: p( ^/ _; M  j7 L* dThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.


Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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3 k2 C( @% j# aPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.