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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. $ L/ q6 j$ G9 i1 b
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
( m; F: D }% v' X* ^; qThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ' b5 X# e4 Z% P" D% j b5 r
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. # b3 f3 o, Z5 V, v, w
0 m3 \4 ?! o* A6 c JWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 5 G" d3 K7 t# T/ w9 q3 m6 C5 D
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 7 M6 i& [- p5 H, J
0 K5 E0 e- `( dFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 1 W/ f4 r/ a9 m: @5 a& l
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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; K$ g+ o7 o* [( U* Y6 Q9 k" U9 eThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 9 g" m- O4 ]) h0 ]8 {. v6 v
$ k. I/ ?& Y- I; k0 d2 qSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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, y! K; {2 g$ u4 i# U( y+ @For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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" m: F4 N' _, a2 o0 L3 o. iThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ) `* K/ E Y. y. k7 N
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ) L3 B! W+ w2 `3 @
+ {% P' C3 N- a3 n5 KThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 1 t9 ^! y N, N9 y" r
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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4 R3 s! I- v& BMale readers : Please scroll down. ) v( E( C* E% i6 i' y
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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; E l3 b% ]) A$ @% w5 EMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. * C6 \8 P- z/ _8 I9 n9 H. f2 }
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1 Y* k0 ]7 W( T# e1 `/ hLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show & h& g0 A9 e m* x7 O1 R1 y9 |2 O
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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