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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 1 W9 y( V6 J) V4 ]
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. : D. C/ V" g6 Q! j, C& V* x6 h! h" K/ Y
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
K; `: r$ S4 D# A! b2 K: r9 MThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 1 Y$ {2 F5 X6 Y2 d
. c; g. U' z9 e; k3 h( zWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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% T) i9 r8 ?( d) tThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 9 @0 F' L4 _- x! c Q$ |9 [
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. . Y+ J. P$ B5 P ~! I8 H/ J
# w# B3 z" i; o4 E7 EThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 1 ]( o/ h0 l8 G; [* s: L; `7 w
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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8 x4 r* w* \) J) ~7 qSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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& o- K. @# J% J8 O, FFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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' d/ C7 u9 L0 z8 r v6 ^: SThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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6 P! F! G5 G1 ~. X' n2 X6 |The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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) u* L; d, Z4 F/ Z$ Z% ]8 ZSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ! \" A8 Q( L& N
$ L: q `5 n' T' P" a' S* PThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ' s7 `% q; l" A) G" b
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ' n+ u2 \# N; R9 A' ^
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4 X K8 ^/ O" J+ S& @# Q/ ]The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 1 H0 o a" s" D2 M
' l1 r) K" f; X- y+ L& G5 ~Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. + Z; o/ E2 c* R) R- K6 ^4 n
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 0 a( p, T4 G8 p7 E
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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