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Canadian idiot
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! _( I& E- N4 M3 {; u. U0 i( vDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
8 ]$ I; v: j8 \. ` mDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
8 _6 U l( |7 WAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?- O0 x( c4 Z# A \& `! Y
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed( b+ K0 n6 V& U4 v
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They all live on donuts and moose meat- {) V/ j* v9 W3 }
And they leave the house without packing heat5 U9 V, t: F! r& c/ c% K
Never even bring their guns to the mall
# X6 U: J9 K. j: A/ T3 R7 C4 `And you know what else is too funny?
' U5 M8 d; z. p: A( pTheir stupid Monopoly money
, |; \* A5 b' w# y2 e kCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
( y2 x6 h7 X# b0 n# t0 }They treat curling just like it's a real sport
. j3 ~9 W) Q5 T! @$ yThey think their silly accent is so cute
+ q5 U; l! D2 p; ~$ [. e/ [Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot% R: \' U. ~3 u6 M: u: j
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare9 H- s" L0 W( |6 d/ d' S; O0 K
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air( O0 C# H1 }4 x) y
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion- W0 T8 V$ H& A U; ~ n+ g3 H
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
* s' Y3 c" y. h$ x. nAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni% ]: m% c: R* U1 k8 r+ |
All over Saskatchewan4 Y2 N2 o4 f0 u! I, Q* C! S6 I% z) u
. O2 N; H+ i0 ~, TDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
: \7 ?; c' E/ o. W+ Z" K1 l' Wwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
^. `6 b% x' L( \3 h( ]See the map, they're hovering right over us- b3 t& {4 f8 c; Q# {. d
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous9 x& x4 z- V8 S# N
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Always hear the same kind of story
' J+ R/ S0 g9 {# _ ZBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
3 z6 m. F- I+ QTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
! M3 g) J$ h5 V; PIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
% d$ e' v! O9 B1 @So quick, before they see it coming
1 s- x5 a* m" e4 r9 d; G. G; F( G. zTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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