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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot. w Y/ j2 Y" z: ~7 k. [ _6 d7 l+ y
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut% L/ q4 X4 L7 h! S
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?# O$ R' x" N0 M s5 O3 w
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat- X" V2 z' Y6 |& N: `
And they leave the house without packing heat
: P3 D% Q# w, g7 HNever even bring their guns to the mall) [3 L0 j" i; U2 j2 ^" B
And you know what else is too funny?
# ?7 r1 F6 z' }2 V; H* bTheir stupid Monopoly money
$ p6 N. P1 w+ \! cCan't take 'em seriously at all
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9 o: s( r, q! s l; n. R: \% \Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export1 l/ N8 ?0 M5 T# [ J( L8 x+ W2 s; z( ?
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
/ H) v8 P9 P( @- h: E8 D9 LThey think their silly accent is so cute
$ c/ X n6 W! j1 j$ Z- q$ `Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot1 C0 u1 Y* E, C3 M( t. N
, v$ t; R/ v- ?6 s1 Y8 PSure, they've got their national healthcare. i) Y3 D! G. n
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
, ]1 W6 n( z5 Z6 O1 ?Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
+ k" q% x3 z% dEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
! o9 p0 T+ `4 uAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
' ]9 J4 {% z M% c) y- Q0 PAll over Saskatchewan
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- n) R& d% [2 ?/ w R8 M: @, j3 aDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot) Y" {0 h* P+ e& D- R9 \0 b
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius* v" @5 b1 i; {; @) S; I+ ]6 t
See the map, they're hovering right over us/ _, w1 w7 z7 d+ ]" V- F$ H3 y
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous9 \: W' X1 _9 V: _
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Always hear the same kind of story
& v; K$ y9 Y6 O5 b6 ?6 [Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"* |8 V+ X( O- Y: o& N# f1 |
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?7 P. k6 p N- [
It's gotta mean they're all up to something4 J$ s" i- F' J/ z0 r: Y$ \6 U* ]
So quick, before they see it coming
Q, D8 J+ _; B* ~Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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