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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
q/ V6 h D' P$ kDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
9 f6 `& x8 \3 {/ SAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?/ n7 ^. Z ?4 V3 a+ X8 B
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed; ]9 g! x- ]1 t+ Z: v
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
, V [9 _! \1 w: j0 m( {And they leave the house without packing heat
, L' V" O* R" R9 TNever even bring their guns to the mall
- c, d6 n' R# u0 I" R- `And you know what else is too funny?& h' O* e9 [/ p' F0 C0 n) P5 t
Their stupid Monopoly money9 h) |$ {6 b5 A, |4 m; j: }- m
Can't take 'em seriously at all) y- N7 K7 y0 B4 l
! n5 @6 k3 \2 @: J$ Q7 D9 \9 IWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export B: K+ l/ F' i
They treat curling just like it's a real sport: V$ T- c% G$ j/ r O) S
They think their silly accent is so cute1 J; H! A$ F* Y* w' X# g; t/ N( W. o5 ~
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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. k+ x- n4 z3 t+ W' V7 s" ISure, they've got their national healthcare' l: M2 s7 {$ T; o0 U* ^! h
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 n- w1 {+ }1 {$ v9 c! o/ c6 r |( FThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
: T1 h1 {4 u: L6 Y9 W2 E7 u% oEat their weight in Kraft macaroni) e1 X& N* y$ p% K$ v8 d
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni7 G, ]% n F: T' O3 d
All over Saskatchewan
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3 O1 v+ q, m: P4 S* uDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot& T: ~* f" Q1 E8 L* W+ t
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius( @; P* [/ S' W b
See the map, they're hovering right over us0 h1 R! x ^3 K$ h
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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7 N7 Y7 J3 d) ^" R6 TAlways hear the same kind of story9 \( H& c, [% T" C/ t
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
& Y1 ?4 @, |- U6 lTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
5 \2 G/ g5 F; p; ^; Q$ r+ Y6 |& ^It's gotta mean they're all up to something* a! B- D7 d; s# [
So quick, before they see it coming
* ?6 P4 X# x4 q: p$ @Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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