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Canadian idiot
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( h& J5 z% u$ w- V' W$ aDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
) U- U: u; a4 UDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut; f$ \, K. J; o( S1 p j& j9 ?* X
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?6 @. j2 \) H# `' ~6 U- V1 Q/ p
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat/ k% u% A7 Z. q; B+ B: b
And they leave the house without packing heat2 c" y+ _' O( s1 Q- t1 S
Never even bring their guns to the mall
0 `$ ~4 b/ c" `And you know what else is too funny?
2 _5 Y. p, ]. n, C9 ^9 BTheir stupid Monopoly money( Y0 ], y1 Q' G C2 C) ]
Can't take 'em seriously at all( a. `: x4 S+ q) d4 \
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export& N: Q3 g+ z, n9 z" G) ~ C
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
4 k; l' u1 x$ e0 |They think their silly accent is so cute% J* [( N% [# ?! y" G
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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6 A: o+ ^. F9 R: P, B" a' v) j6 RSure, they've got their national healthcare! O; W& g1 S* t6 c" w6 S8 s
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air! y. @5 R* |, w* {
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion' N$ L+ |8 U D7 M( @
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
) s* j2 S" ]) a& v: kAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni0 b3 p% L" N' q7 E. X
All over Saskatchewan: z5 l6 F0 O( k9 O4 [8 W3 W
' U. U$ T4 R' h& G% b5 _# }: DDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
/ p: H3 [0 K+ \: `7 _% v8 B5 [wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
" a" W- b! g7 p+ r* j% k! ZSee the map, they're hovering right over us1 ~7 |/ n5 S5 }. r. m. ]
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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9 C$ M% d8 p/ SAlways hear the same kind of story
) H3 Y5 _7 ^* n. ~- q- JBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
; W, x9 K. }& z3 A. b* h9 B v+ dTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?. [0 _ B) m+ O9 F+ q6 w
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
5 o6 W' S4 B: H; C: ]8 aSo quick, before they see it coming
; Y/ Z) O2 |3 t: }/ @Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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