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Canadian idiot
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) P% a# s# c' C( N- Z' {Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ A- `& k8 O! r( |
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut. n0 ]: W# U2 ~, r$ B5 f! J! `# r
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?3 K- T- e5 i9 s2 }! K- `
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed' C, K* ?2 C/ k1 y- p2 e% s
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They all live on donuts and moose meat4 H) R( l9 p8 a
And they leave the house without packing heat
`# P& [! _) Y% u( F% Z+ ~! k: a/ cNever even bring their guns to the mall
+ Z! G) @) o- }: ~" x6 ?) Q+ BAnd you know what else is too funny?
7 [" ]2 R5 G7 R0 sTheir stupid Monopoly money
! ~0 J# \' g* W; {; J. BCan't take 'em seriously at all( s3 n+ K, @7 @9 \6 u+ q
, q# b" q3 o4 H! sWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export- m' q- N1 X; B) d4 G* E
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
5 t0 |3 X" G* A; PThey think their silly accent is so cute6 Q8 _7 D0 ]- Y5 ?
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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; T7 v& c2 h' M0 J1 {Sure, they've got their national healthcare
. c, c7 @9 u$ H( J! nCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air0 ~% y) F7 U8 K; [ q
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
, O1 B0 b* Y. r" q9 e, A, [1 EEat their weight in Kraft macaroni6 W3 F) a3 Y$ p! S6 U0 Z
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni: G( o4 G( S. a$ K2 U+ O* O
All over Saskatchewan& ]5 w# w% e# V3 t! s% O
c, G7 g' i. `5 j$ I4 jDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
' T* U6 V+ @+ _0 s: T2 Mwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
2 x/ H7 N5 Y/ I/ QSee the map, they're hovering right over us
0 d( H7 v0 N) y! g' [7 bTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story* A# Q6 ^! P+ l
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
1 ~2 u6 l+ P% u. v' x2 ]: |: QTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?! S8 a) A$ ]4 j9 ^% @( f
It's gotta mean they're all up to something4 }' \8 ^, x: [" s5 B( b! s# b4 q
So quick, before they see it coming
$ ?& y( A V! J- tTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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