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Canadian idiot
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( ~2 }9 G, P; {0 Y* z# }Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 ^# J+ G" a" a+ y
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut: k) u* u. w' D8 ~- w. c
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
" f* G, A6 F7 a: s- N9 e8 r* VI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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P* d! h: H" `( t9 yThey all live on donuts and moose meat. u+ k3 F: a4 T. d2 \* H% }/ p, C( M
And they leave the house without packing heat; T3 m; b# o: X, u$ m* ?/ T5 J) ?
Never even bring their guns to the mall; S4 M z+ j. i. ?8 D+ Y2 f% W% T
And you know what else is too funny?0 d$ q6 p0 L. V# c. u
Their stupid Monopoly money8 R( ^% p2 q" @; E) `
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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8 K! ^, m" Q& _# v8 lWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export) ~. `9 }# |8 R
They treat curling just like it's a real sport* b0 D, n0 C+ v& L
They think their silly accent is so cute
: Z1 `; \6 @( a5 J/ ^Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot8 h$ f/ y! P& M' H: f% b2 F' W. ?
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
7 [% u' N% l3 r$ F6 k6 j: V: ?Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
- s+ @: W& t& o) T+ ^+ eThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion, F1 f% g) m; Y* t. c G. Q+ a, a3 T5 R
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni: N Z7 o) R$ C; ^
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni h3 p$ N1 q( J( k
All over Saskatchewan
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& n& C" m9 q/ V$ E9 e: `" I1 ^% W9 h6 |Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot) w+ v( ^4 o7 d, L; B% ` n
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
8 {, _) a, X6 \0 Y! ?$ B0 \See the map, they're hovering right over us' A3 X3 \ J& p' r1 d
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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8 c3 G8 n1 p. ~9 [8 Y E( c9 `Always hear the same kind of story
4 F8 ^1 n. T& f: t, eBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"/ N$ Y) |5 B/ m- I& c) X V# T* x
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
- g) o4 J. U. t( CIt's gotta mean they're all up to something8 |* q8 H; V6 d* T' [- h+ [; d
So quick, before they see it coming
" w% v( n; b4 o$ JTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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