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Canadian idiot; R* h, _4 T. d. ?1 ~7 S5 `
/ M& V) V7 H6 }0 F& N) K+ Z2 f) HDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot" Z3 a* G- X' J. c7 h% V
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
9 ~$ j3 k# B, S+ M0 f1 T2 H4 W% wAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?5 {9 Q1 W7 H& g6 D8 G( L5 P
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat& O& P4 P, A2 X9 ?8 J7 ?' `4 C
And they leave the house without packing heat
, S1 A9 w5 j9 n% S* Y4 [Never even bring their guns to the mall
0 \: E" H; x4 |+ m/ ?3 f; FAnd you know what else is too funny?
0 q6 C# D- i% O; Q3 `) c, B: k; dTheir stupid Monopoly money! j- ~* A5 k7 H: B* W8 {9 Y- \. t
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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$ n D& r0 @* qWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
4 E. t$ s: m! s3 @7 uThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
" l0 E1 ]( O g) F# N( JThey think their silly accent is so cute; C; B3 z$ [' u7 H
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot1 r @- Z5 n8 _8 ~5 J' i: z
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare8 n) V+ o, ]1 b% V
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
8 ?: Q% ^) \8 h+ I `+ R1 KThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
: k* O3 b% M: D+ L" tEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
$ u+ a; M0 S1 d- xAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni& n8 A% J$ q, v8 l% K3 O6 h) R
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- q' c- H+ \; G8 h* \' j/ Awont figure out the temperature in Celsius Y0 h) D3 [1 I# B
See the map, they're hovering right over us. b6 k7 |, u8 Y# A$ I. e
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous* H9 U7 S# z* k, s
* O6 i; H! p0 r' d/ iAlways hear the same kind of story
, x k, J2 H* B* b/ t5 QBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"0 O( ~2 @5 `' r N* J l+ U; E- X
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?3 J2 z( K) ^9 z& N
It's gotta mean they're all up to something2 k8 o: U h4 `5 u" h
So quick, before they see it coming" i$ G+ T+ p& D3 _' w1 i2 ^
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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