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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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J% U- r/ h& i6 p, h/ I4 a8 |/ KThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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$ z" b2 W2 S* x i# R( f4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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, L$ Q3 }- U9 x2 G8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.3 S# H, i% u& ^4 d8 C
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels., g, ]1 l# P! I6 j+ o- T
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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