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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol" C+ B( s7 b& `* d! t0 ^
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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- M/ S1 M3 Z2 ]2 x- M& `7 N1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.; L# P9 g4 O9 R: T g% P
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) R$ F8 \5 }% ]$ X" [" [1 ?8 u
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' @" _$ }. v6 f; A
' Z' _( X3 r& F* K% S4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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0 k9 S: P1 c* U) s+ H8 C5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6 B6 F& z; v: d& ^
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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. `( D* { A# Q5 R H8 P$ T8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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6 O" l. Z, f/ L( f0 }9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., G) m# B6 p! C% T2 t* C
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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" z, ]# ]! _- q; L: G! h11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 w! G& V; J4 O# \8 X" e! c12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. I' p( z. i1 S) k
$ V$ p2 x8 m( }! r& f/ |1 j13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!! E% }3 d0 E) C6 a2 F* D
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
( W- o5 o$ l+ N4 i15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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