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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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2 b1 z, y# i$ b y1 m0 P0 S; _) KThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ Y# r. F9 ?3 x* f' P* i- K2 R
1 ~8 z: @+ \8 R" Z% T1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3 D( c1 n" c/ c/ r% B* z" `2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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0 a* ^# Z! K/ F: M4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% T8 G7 C- f) e+ \ _% Y: l4 c
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: I1 Y% q/ k3 |9 W, [9 m6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area/ F2 f7 U9 j# n- `5 K3 _& V7 E* Q, {
2 _ }: [. w Z* E( r0 _7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ l. h% y' b5 M( @6 {
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask2 e. t( S4 t( _6 P a$ d/ G' E
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are./ m+ g( g, }/ C4 q- Y1 W- \% X/ B
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme." ?* o$ m! J! v1 a7 J' H
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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$ @5 |& q" P" w13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!- s* c# N `4 }4 I5 {: B
- V; x q$ X/ x* _# Y+ F& D14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! R+ j L/ e. Z' m
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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