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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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: b4 f& v- }4 O) BThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' e# y( E3 k0 j7 m4 C2 l7 d0 k
2 |4 R& W4 H& I+ k% `0 g1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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D6 K" B; E- L% c8 b% ` B+ G3 G2 F2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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/ I9 D/ d) E6 \- a* @3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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0 p+ D+ P& K7 ]9 c% b5 ^+ j4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area& C: E9 J9 z s' Y/ e4 p& M
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# q+ X; F- r% S' m3 ] d! a
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 { K, }+ m3 S9 n* ~9 a: A
7 u" F c& X% B' m3 L: T10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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/ \# s! @" p: a, h! z: S, Q0 W4 f12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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0 _* S# K' n4 U13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!- Y/ \: `5 v7 Z" l
0 ^* B/ w. D5 Q& O14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!. X8 S. m6 ]6 o" [
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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