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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 X, a+ n; W# ^ [! c8 D
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( j3 X2 W- q$ A& i1 Y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.% n+ q4 g6 K* B
3 Y6 }/ _ |$ B3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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+ s+ V. d0 N! Q2 _3 N+ K: t4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5 j) e3 F9 e1 ?1 y" k- a5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.3 ^$ ?! i1 |& W' P! ]+ x$ U
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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; o, K0 l7 O* R. z7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.$ o6 H0 L! E: ~4 E) G3 N
2 F% s4 |1 z0 M8 B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ R) Z U! Y" G/ m
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.# @4 D9 t; }5 L( I
! U0 R) P* F0 p! c U10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.; s- Z; o. i$ x8 v. l
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 {/ i, N& {) t- l; X$ b8 i5 e
, b6 q7 P. z+ D, t) B13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!/ p6 m+ M2 @; W: C
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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+ U' W3 K. a8 `9 P0 `) dAnd; last, but not least!)
5 k8 D5 A- D( }0 r/ e& h15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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