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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol" [; b0 m9 p V" H
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ }6 t- |8 a" m0 q
4 c! F8 B# r/ p4 W( D. m3 n1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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S6 k# A W9 W# t3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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% `4 Z- w. Q# n' ~' a6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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; x1 V2 E3 B8 r; ]4 A7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department./ D5 A) B1 E! W/ ~( b. g
4 M+ D2 i' R- H8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
9 k) b' ~* ]" d; z5 v/ n'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'- ~, o0 C3 C$ f$ ? s8 ]
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.$ e% z$ S$ U8 \6 j2 A) ~
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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# h+ T2 _4 i) `& v12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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! p6 ^/ e) l6 K! `3 i5 j+ z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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5 u2 m* M6 t7 M3 b) v$ {, O- ^14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!1 Z, h/ ?: T& |; g, t. G6 w
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
