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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! F6 _3 B# M3 ^; {7 F7 Zare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # W. J" T9 N# s5 J; s/ e2 t
3 O7 j4 I+ ]1 @- W5 m) TThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop. g. R, M' s, z. f
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, M) \4 z$ |, u) u5 o' U0 F
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 s0 e$ P5 ?& Z9 {- ^/ F3 `2 |" u% a
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# Y7 B9 X2 M- B5 c
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
9 t. Q: S5 F4 A. |cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. C+ h9 t5 @6 z& w1 mprofessor was out cold.
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9 g1 t* i2 X4 b, n" CThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
5 \7 A" |5 d' a$ ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- H3 p# G7 M9 s& x. T9 L+ Psat there looking on in silence. / p; A$ N- ?) K& V. x7 E/ ~# C
; ~) f. Q$ N3 yThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
+ p8 d( v3 |# `, @* B$ lat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" u: b% {3 K2 Q$ U3 T9 kwith you? Why did you do that?'" u" M' c6 }/ L; @9 I7 d' C
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your! R& v' m+ W$ X; g# Y. I& |
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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