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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ F- I0 |6 l* j
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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1 A) [: ~4 B5 H& _( z9 nThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.9 U! C( o* A& y. f, J3 K4 K9 a
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 n2 B! h. w v* vI am, God. I'm still waiting.' : c$ h! O) {1 ~% a0 I! m R
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 H' V) K6 ]9 M* [) c, iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and0 i! u8 g6 Z% o- M
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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0 \0 w5 i& V f& j+ xThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 U) ]7 Y4 W e0 C2 ]
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and& W, _# m) |+ a
sat there looking on in silence. ; }+ s1 J5 s" ~- D' \0 `/ ]0 X
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked4 [$ r! {$ `: Z! @" o. A
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
1 F' ]* U0 r1 J/ \" n# kwith you? Why did you do that?'2 I8 _; d9 H% R
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 B9 O3 M2 t& f/ O4 \2 y: g2 N$ G/ ~2 yright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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