God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( `$ l! ^, G$ T4 o. Fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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6 W- {0 u' b4 d1 l, T1 lThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
  ], R2 o1 S2 L& e  h6 J- u" ?at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
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: E' @6 x2 o; n8 l( FThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
- G$ G# u6 y6 {  \1 k3 qOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
! `0 m( U4 e" l' L5 I; Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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