God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' V7 H) P: b# R4 P" \looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 x+ i+ {- \; g2 W5 m& L7 U& Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

! }/ @( d+ C2 z; F$ z9 A$ RTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 R/ u4 q% Z0 B$ v# O3 dI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& W- W9 C7 z8 {" K$ p( TIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
- d8 K" `, D1 n% R7 rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

; E: K! ~8 s/ W1 @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 F+ n9 J; T) r( V- w: k* Q  i) Lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: L# g( C# B! e8 w1 b% \! vsat there looking on in silence.
7 L' m2 E4 v  p3 o
; E; m- J% B! |9 U: f! G- AThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 ?( C5 f( O+ U9 L& U2 G) Cat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" k: m# S$ q0 I% O4 v' Gwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

* n) R5 C, z$ ]( S, ]6 g- W2 |Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
/ S5 Q/ |" \9 Y) ?: NOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# N) h6 S3 v) R$ p+ R: T" X! B: Vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' V, ?9 i( C, M- _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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* V  ], q, D4 v+ E8 N) R下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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