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5 N. {) F4 \0 Vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* s1 D& J8 E. v, [5 ^3 j5 _* ?$ O; r- dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( j9 h( _! u1 r6 _0 |' X
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
0 B% P9 @7 c5 Y$ XI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' ?$ Y% p0 r- G) K5 S7 uIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, A9 r$ D M B6 T
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
% {0 U0 ~1 ^8 k4 Ncold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 T: Q [# y/ z: U% F' q5 R
professor was out cold.
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- Q. c' G y! o4 s r+ R4 _0 LThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
/ [2 x# ?$ }8 [) Psilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 v1 h/ b. m z7 x" R, K' I3 D; Asat there looking on in silence.
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! q) q* m+ t; M" m3 N4 `The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked- {& b( [* \6 x0 E. C
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
9 @; U+ K0 V" j; k- z3 Pwith you? Why did you do that?'7 A2 ]9 ]! b' Z
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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- T8 E5 w# Z2 B3 ZCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
' X, l' D" O+ s. N/ Pright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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