God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% f" ]5 z; N( f2 O/ Bare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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, ^) _. W0 W) O( T. rThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# ^) Y0 N+ y& V7 l- Z& N8 uI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
! h8 j% ]8 E4 U+ v1 \5 K% N. o7 [in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 J* c* |# P) {) o7 f! Tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

! A/ a/ G; c7 x, v8 @7 Z0 e* S  _The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

7 `( w8 p; l$ Y6 @% eCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ a$ ]9 G. [" [; J3 D4 ~+ H: r$ |5 xare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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