Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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- H5 `9 f1 T5 ]) ]6 k: ^) lI was a very happy man.
$ Z% D! T3 e* z0 ^, gMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
- w( C+ H  `* a  s& }It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 Z- _+ k3 @5 ?1 {0 Q- h9 S2 @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
1 Q/ x3 R5 A7 |- w9 q  UShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
0 a: q: L2 j( R$ B- wWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
8 h8 _- V2 w+ D" d  p+ zShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
3 T- \4 P: T- U# {/ I$ vI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
  s1 A1 n  T) I$ i0 {! ~& \With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
) N0 m- F  M3 TWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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8 a( ^. F! f/ y. W! xAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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