Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
  U8 f. t) T: tMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& g6 A( ^$ U* a9 lThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
! M& J' Z0 `9 ^" t* j2 }6 EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
6 i  A9 Q9 B4 {- jShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
2 O$ e7 E$ r6 d/ K! HIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
; g- I; V, |+ h4 M% gOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
% }8 ~0 G: w- E9 e+ eWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
8 |5 w' W2 L) \* g" s4 `( r, ~3 \She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
# `$ E: C; q3 u: t/ O0 zI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
& T% B3 b8 _) r. t* PI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
# T- f9 N/ r, zLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
8 e; b$ T+ p) u, w  g% oWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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