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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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) x* B O, Q3 g' N9 m+ uI was a very happy man.; m- g( E1 |3 H1 Y
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.$ G& }1 b3 [# R g: R8 x' i
There was only one little thing bothering me...% W& U8 G6 Q0 `+ }8 N7 V
It was her beautiful younger sister. C* a( s2 l E6 b) ^/ p) t8 y3 @8 a. C
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.& i; [& |% @ Y# e% q( k
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.% i$ Q: c) `* A: u
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
" v; y" C8 K& ^( M' o% @' TOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.5 t: F- h0 ]6 X W9 \3 i
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
1 ], O/ A+ N4 g g2 }; C: mShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
/ a8 J5 U. Q( I6 k& vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
8 z3 T1 s5 v$ ^/ X! u3 P% W: }" M4 kShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
: f1 j; P1 q' J! qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
% B$ _5 v$ ?9 X4 {! L/ W m. H4 {$ m* K) PI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.+ X4 L# N F. o
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.% l9 V1 I( \& G
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 m' r* T3 O! c6 r% ^1 gWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
/ W1 S- Z$ F* t0 lWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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