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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
3 Y  J! P" U8 t8 QMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
, `4 y5 O* m! G6 r  T: X% WThere was only one little thing bothering me...
0 s/ H9 }0 a% _, g8 RIt was her beautiful younger sister.
* k2 P' q$ d& U8 r4 }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
# @8 \+ b" U* ~5 P# KShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.$ {! m% q) y$ S. L
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: U! {3 Z/ w+ v) V% J7 g, ~  }0 W
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.9 w6 v* o0 ^' t" B. k6 p
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
; f6 w8 d+ |. H1 }/ aShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.5 z' B, z) u2 E
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) j& G1 X4 N7 @+ X* f  }$ M5 }: PShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'/ {7 b+ t' j5 G/ x1 V/ [
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.7 v9 b; K2 P! T  q9 H
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
; O, K& E: Q2 sI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.2 a$ s5 `- y( g$ Q
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* @* I: k$ j& xWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
, X3 t6 X, A, A1 P! @4 U4 r- ]We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:8 Q/ {7 S0 U" D* n$ q9 e
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% d; d7 {" n# ]( ^5 q! YAlways keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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