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This is not a new one but in English this time.; c$ B- o$ S% K# a2 }# Z
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I was a very happy man.3 Q2 M/ |" Q& b- u7 O2 Q0 k
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.2 f" G4 p. h& I3 G ^9 j* F4 t
There was only one little thing bothering me...1 ?6 x! S ~! x
It was her beautiful younger sister.: \3 {7 Z9 e8 b7 n6 ~% }# ^: |% Z
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 Q/ r3 l/ h0 GShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.& g1 q2 h' T+ \5 b. Q1 |
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% F+ q0 J! H( m) `! x
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& y4 s. f1 ^+ Q. V0 ?: `She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.1 J R! w4 h! W- v6 _8 h* y
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.; P& O/ t/ E4 C8 K! [# P: Y; B
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
# p. X( a$ n) |+ iShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
8 V5 u8 S6 ^% l Q) dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.' z0 C! [4 R, q- |% f
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.2 n3 @) `( _( T _5 M x$ P
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.: _' c8 n' J5 j5 S* n# {1 S
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
2 H4 ~! V5 ~; k; KWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.; V `& P: x* c# E
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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