Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
  W: b3 i; r) x) HThere was only one little thing bothering me...
- D9 S, m4 X/ j6 b: NIt was her beautiful younger sister.
# l( J9 p' M5 wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
$ z+ z, ]$ V) k# \6 h# n* {She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
0 t* Q' y, H8 r- q8 E4 |6 ZOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
! I+ j" C' e: _) g2 i9 OShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* d( Q3 y9 k0 g# H! G2 B6 [: t$ [1 CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
$ A) ]' E! w  P: C! T8 M0 rI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
- e' V( \# |9 p+ S/ p6 WWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
6 {: t+ P8 M3 `We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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