Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
2 O4 Q5 O$ ]+ G1 p* B) JMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
& a/ D: W; r8 v0 P2 q# O  PIt was her beautiful younger sister.
! p! V& r2 I3 d  |3 A3 W7 n% o0 {( WMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
; q0 u( f) D1 f' ^7 z  X9 \0 N) uShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
, r$ L% i# b; }1 |0 |. OIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
; s0 u& w  O+ GOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
( a& e" p0 D- wShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
  f3 e5 K6 H9 A" B1 t7 u( c$ uWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 ^1 L+ p  ^, C& v. dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
5 y" G+ I# |8 I2 W' e: s4 W, u6 {* G. x& K" JI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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