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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 @8 h6 b8 k* F4 Z* z% K" l1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ ?$ s6 {% p/ j% ~' i) N4 r
4 k8 j# b: p$ V5 C, W+ j2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: {" W5 I" k0 |8 b
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.- h" n7 ]) ~7 y, v
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: g1 `8 B t0 H% U9 n9 F5 v
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 K/ Y: r' F$ {1 b& Y% M0 }. x
: R' h9 s* C( c7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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- `! C# E/ b! W& E4 M" }" i8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; Y- T; @3 V/ m5 e+ B( y9 E6 ^
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& l- F* y* S+ W4 n H: X. Z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 ` v8 s, L; M, R7 W* r
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.. D% I5 ^- K, S
9 c+ n2 G q& z8 m12.) Super glue is forever., }' [% J0 C4 {+ \* v
2 p2 m4 O1 b4 ?/ E: M b0 E13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 S" A8 N; Y5 ]/ c" R% z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.2 U" Q# H# o8 V- i+ d) \
0 E4 m' w/ f' O' m. D( J* F16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' V: u$ p- a8 }- M5 _# w
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. d0 G S: k% b3 p- g
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& i6 O. k* s$ ]2 `4 J
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) ^5 K2 F) a7 N4 p" g5 p+ a
9 j, @0 T6 |4 ]; f( c21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 i. w, K4 h8 Z4 C3 G6 v: J
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.: ]- J6 v# S' E1 q/ \
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! h8 q1 q0 n8 U& W4 E4 m24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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