Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

+ C% [! {7 p* v/ a: M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, f1 c) w0 |' n) U$ T5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) L' h& A8 P$ d4 n6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

: g  x7 R+ `: e$ w( A* j6 o7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

9 B0 w/ I; e- ?" a" T- i+ L10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 f0 C2 L. {* j# i5 U8 A/ {/ `; [" v12.) Super glue is forever.
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7 v7 E& V- B: v) _) ]" R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

! q8 T! O' T' Q; I5 a17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

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4 V  e' k9 z/ A5 d# d# U  j+ w5 Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

" P8 f4 G9 W( l9 w# {21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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  G1 A! v! P+ c0 H) b0 E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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# h* s. c  \) P, h5 Q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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) q, R5 o" S2 {& x6 H25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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