Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

' A; j$ ]7 o8 w3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! Y2 n( {8 j) ^9 K/ F: K$ z+ J4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

$ D& b' O$ o. E. j5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

1 m. j* L) W; F" n+ x3 |, Q12.) Super glue is forever.
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0 V* c" z' `/ m( H13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

6 @0 n- F1 x9 s# w8 j" W15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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+ T. t) t6 s4 K8 ~1 C8 G17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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3 r) r: _+ _  E; Y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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# \( |7 [; U: h1 F3 L' ~9 G  j6 y: y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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8 G/ W# }  g$ ^0 `4 {. a6 p7 q0 A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

2 Q& J" v6 g$ `  N# y, {' q) a21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

$ m+ S, n- M4 n22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

/ H, W) n' G! i5 [) b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

4 L8 t# S1 @; C! k- |24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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