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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; S0 n" l9 K/ \: i `& z& h
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& R |2 J* p8 w0 f1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% m% G d1 |; L3 o o, E2 z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. b8 |4 {/ A7 C+ D: F8 R
* g: c2 m. ^7 ^3 c1 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ L" Q1 y7 D9 M) Y' }1 i6 b$ [: J4 H
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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3 [/ W, A& p. i: l0 H" J% @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 e* g- u7 @! U* u2 Z; D& n
+ |- x* q0 ` d$ V1 u7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* v9 b( o+ E, t7 K' I1 |% t$ A
2 M. s2 D! A$ I8 r5 L9 B$ C8 B- D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' v( }, G: T/ Z+ c" o s" r# B* F
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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6 _* V* ?4 e7 C8 `10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ T5 M8 b: x4 }9 m! M: A$ n
8 w1 M) _& l$ {. |. E) f5 a+ b/ M11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) f+ v2 v# t7 T% \: i/ l7 m0 l3 E
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12.) Super glue is forever.) G# k6 J/ ~8 U" W; ^
6 o) Q" ?1 f- D( T/ z/ z9 H13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 H( n( h4 K$ b) J
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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& h* n2 g z2 C$ J9 s" a" R, o15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# s: ~" c3 H6 x t" t" l: N6 @
4 {4 Y% U/ E( F16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.3 I" N# A. K& \4 M4 j
% |1 i# q$ ?3 i, A, i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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" T: v6 b: F; R/ l) J6 I18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 a r$ }6 V- L
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! p( j1 C8 H8 O3 c' e
% z( z- u% Q) d# A! B; C20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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) d8 C S+ H/ P2 p/ R21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 W5 {# Y# D J. [; s' ^) j
( _' X: K/ [3 {! H7 ?! u, m4 O1 k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 [( k' R# E' C2 Z1 C* \
- @1 A8 g6 p+ {- E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.+ z3 {6 Q$ A u" @' t8 L+ `
3 `4 F% m d- \6 N/ C1 _) l2 @ i24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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) S9 K: `' u* O2 L+ i" S" X0 {0 d25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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