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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.. g- B7 R) ~) H/ q+ P0 O

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.../ b; b, P* c% f2 m% @) L% G

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& n7 t$ e3 @- \5 x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: W* j" G1 e( V0 x; U, ~3 s  [
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. \- y. y+ F5 l& H3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ D7 E' p3 T/ r' v2 v8 J3 G+ D

" h! |8 F7 d; f  |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., D( K2 T0 K  E3 M! c% f" v1 p! [

* D- i) J9 x$ ]% h5 k8 j& [" c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. ~: \! H, J* Q% G/ U  P  j7 q
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.) q$ h/ E3 X7 ?- G" \9 [" Q
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! l$ F2 }3 _; |& L/ i; q* W

( [" b( z2 @  r+ `: ^. E2 t9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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& P/ D' n; ?7 V9 w. Z) j8 Z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 N- S" O* F: q  D' x4 g

; `  [, y- \" W2 C3 K13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& x% ?9 `' W# @& W/ @4 Y
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 s8 S+ K) `1 }6 K/ _  D6 g15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.3 T. A$ E$ I# [7 {
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 `, N, x+ y  M; k4 B9 D/ I

! t" v+ {  i, H  D" E' Y  ~. e* @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., m+ w/ i" ?, ~* X  h

  v! i. P+ G0 _. U8 D* }& G21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 A5 F3 Y5 F& s4 l' ^& ]  k7 x2 j
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 A& C: C. n. r8 Z2 l23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., R2 J2 f. D3 Y/ r/ b, w' ^6 f% e

' B4 h5 t5 q. L# F" q2 P24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.- f( ?! s) n' T/ x, z- |; h
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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