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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* N' O+ a. s8 v# b1 v5 k5 B
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7 y! l: ?- i. S( y9 S% A1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( s# n- B" M3 u
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* R1 |% t1 w- Q
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) h9 E. m$ b) \ C: W% F) o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! H3 f( S/ V$ _. z" [6 o( {" F
( @" S& C% z: s5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ H# ?' y& j$ O! q' z. |( @
. J: w9 x) b5 n7 g6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( o% U! U2 J+ g! G4 d2 I
+ O* M0 F9 G! U/ C" R5 B" u5 U# E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# l8 ^! Q. A- M) t$ G6 V3 E10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 ?, M& K! r2 s. w* e& Z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 \8 C @8 p# w5 b
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 H+ J/ N) Y4 ?4 i' I7 h. a9 D" H3 a
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. M+ F; k& [: G) e& K8 O. r6 I
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 s& I$ Z j* C
& _1 E8 V) H! c# k20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% \1 q x, w* E, T H0 S* \
( c# M( g0 A' b9 G. K$ @( V3 C/ M22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.! u" r w5 Z2 G. _% q' O
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( V4 b) F& @$ T4 k' n$ `$ ^( T t2 c: ~
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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