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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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; a( o3 M1 \8 Z) f2 }! } n6 ~1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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e/ z( N# ~- d" x' a* h2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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, z4 e$ r6 i$ \5 o; ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 N$ S+ e _* l0 K) l+ M
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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6 g8 v2 h+ b3 _, M- @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 y6 l/ {0 x( L& ]( k2 _+ _ V
/ J6 ?4 t" {( G, s4 f7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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8 V3 b/ }0 D- M6 y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.+ E- O P S" @. K
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.5 M( _' A: E. s& x' a e
- T7 U. @+ @; x* ?11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; l O# C, q/ ^
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ v- I: F1 W- D5 t. C- U13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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" l# d0 a( P) C S+ Z+ i14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- n/ d! O. b D8 k) t; V4 C
' h; @- J' T: N7 x" U2 H1 ]$ o. X" H15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# ^2 X, O0 r* [9 ?, |4 a# ]0 j i2 }2 i18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ K9 ]' H. j3 G& @8 X$ m) j6 n
9 e9 _8 z# g$ R; O @19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 d$ b" l* Z) t4 ^9 j4 z/ ?
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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- [2 V+ _8 Z; K& N$ T" ^# P21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 r$ v( M+ g6 L' S; Z5 B
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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* M" W, U, _) M) u( |4 O23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! O5 L; U, ^0 u8 L+ h+ j5 t# }
5 H* V r3 U2 H25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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