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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., o5 | e; X" i* t" x
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* D, T; Z; Z. c' E5 f! v4 h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& |6 S8 Z3 u" x
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* ^5 B' h8 q/ G1 f4 e% ]: O
' h0 ?: W' j5 ?+ ^% M3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ B2 f5 ?, ~( K9 o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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# ^' n* ~& ?! H( l5 p1 g) l- _ G3 \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% h9 P; |! P- b5 Z& Y2 y/ g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: K2 t6 o7 c1 \$ H
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 V9 V# b/ {1 ?& T
% g$ t. j$ r2 N4 ~1 u$ K12.) Super glue is forever.' S1 O9 y" M4 o: O; |* L
4 V) M0 L# {7 r2 s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." p- b0 R7 [, }0 n' N
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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. Z& g5 I1 t# L' i8 j( j15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 N9 A- a8 D6 S' p! W: @) }
5 G: D3 |( ?9 G' }3 W3 ~ a16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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! c7 M5 x1 U2 |# v2 z) C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 G( R9 h" c$ c# C5 b
% ]6 c3 i3 P. }& B$ T18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 I9 r1 _( Z0 P; y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.2 ~% M+ h) _) _: D9 D1 j. K* G
' D: {) p. B1 P20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# Q! n& a$ |1 @2 b( k- r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 M d1 W* |9 `# f$ n4 f
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; m) I- `1 n" I1 r+ X& X4 W
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 u* k; a" ^8 Y: ], L: Y `& E
& R1 X6 u' H, B2 e+ U+ X) n25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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