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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) o& D# j- L+ B6 a3 u2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 }. B2 \! B5 j- i0 j- _& C z6 L
1 j9 s( x) U0 }5 s3 a3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 t: {8 @! O4 e
& _3 U- l: p8 }: |4 ?2 C' F; J5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." [9 |3 l i! e% k3 p: P1 k$ }6 P
; Q' U r' G K- \# `/ p6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., ~* E2 T2 t% `) \/ q- o
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.1 D( Y. b9 F# z O' @
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.8 k" Y V8 A E& o$ r' C6 R* f
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 L! v1 r2 U+ O& F: A7 M
8 F5 i0 i( f- V3 O" ?& O& P14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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* w+ q {' R) ~ F" {6 s) B15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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: b$ n+ |" u! n0 b3 j" ]; o. H0 P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 Y! V# o9 @6 G9 m1 J5 f
4 B) a0 w( c" i9 N19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., o. B3 R$ y5 R- {
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 h2 |1 y& p* d9 C5 S c+ y9 E
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6 W! G# w& E; u% a8 `1 g22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 \$ y) W) f+ }1 v6 [/ a
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* P2 D; A1 `1 U5 k8 j: r
' r0 }; o; M, Z% ]9 |* o G25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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