Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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3 p' O+ k& S( e'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
& z' _' Y0 H; b: _( ^1 H'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
* Z( C0 q0 z" P; i9 Y'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 Z% n: I3 {1 Q& u5 H8 J/ r'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
# I+ F; w0 n% t 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) X6 w1 N% G" _* f6 z1 O'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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1 v5 h3 j! t5 X* u0 }1 m9 l, g: LBut a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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