Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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; O" C7 d5 c6 P0 D5 f# k- V* NAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, ~- d1 ~1 m  d# z* Y+ }8 d'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
% y: s* Y3 V8 Q* i, m: `& N1 k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 \5 G5 D: d* M. w5 W; P'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
9 f- N( V% K/ |4 j 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ G$ R( G5 O1 v4 Q* M  _'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

( Y. b! V- J3 M) D[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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1 D7 |9 @7 `" c8 J7 d5 B[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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