Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 q- M6 b$ t6 S'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
! `' P5 i! j! `: o8 O; @( J6 x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
! v. K5 Y6 F3 u7 o9 ^'For reading a book,' she replies
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9 B  p  u& y* P8 H' o'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; n  q3 k1 L( o, @+ A8 r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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! H: W2 n% Q+ _8 A+ E'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
/ r0 j1 w' `$ `) a2 K9 X3 g'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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6 T' O; P) m2 l0 I+ x7 T1 k5 D[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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