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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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/ k5 x! v3 U" {2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.# W) ?' I( q# y( F- H

! ^: v; ~5 V2 u# }; _$ m3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:: _! H* V* G4 m# _- y3 g& ^2 v

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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- \- X1 ~9 U/ R: i) I& ib. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.# E+ W- l; i# p2 M) T+ b
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.' ]" j7 _. g& p3 g9 Q, }

% d) T0 l0 r6 b# Kg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.) t9 L& n) N/ v8 F* w8 h" A! s
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.& U. m# q. V3 {# ^5 k# H" S; P. @" G
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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) ^. l0 s9 ^0 i+ M( kj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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* x. |3 b9 n) tl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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