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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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8 @5 H' I% r% p% Z1 J3 ]2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.7 }+ `! w0 l8 W, i
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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# k8 n, U- e" u/ J; ^' W4. Then analyze the situation:+ [' D+ U5 J* \' R1 w. z7 j- E4 k
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) Y: q% f' S$ D. S9 U& Ua. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.- y v& V. X: u. I( [+ P
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.( u5 ^- x2 u- p$ j
2 X/ v8 h; [& a+ B# M; wd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.+ p; L5 I# W& e: @! i
+ D% x4 Q) U B* J9 Fe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.5 a, Y9 ^$ n( [+ c" Y
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.6 K! v: G5 N& O
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.& R# Y" x3 ~ d7 k; f4 E
2 d" M+ }) w3 o; u b0 L# Ij. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.1 N+ o% O/ Q7 `. ?+ L& g/ U
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .) Y$ d& `+ }8 e! p
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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