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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.6 w& |; V: ]( L  I$ c7 z/ N; B
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.$ Z+ M" `. B& n$ w
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.6 W+ ?! |+ G. S5 p2 @) a

* @. |/ [2 m, |# x% ]: Y# u9 l4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.+ j5 t' N) x3 P
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.% f7 F  H" J- q
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering." J% {5 a+ Y5 W! l% e6 O

; S9 U0 m3 n8 `d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning." y% f# V/ s  l+ \5 y/ W8 b

8 g. r; I, x. e8 m! ge. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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( J1 V- V/ M6 D2 a9 R  M1 ]f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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, Z( f6 B/ x* @/ `5 ]' i5 C0 \g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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- i! K9 o# V) m; }h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.6 T/ [1 {* T5 f$ E! _0 v  b
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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4 M6 `; Y0 O9 R0 ^: F$ q' H" v& Gj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing./ i/ `) B, }- ?2 l% G9 @

( S* p9 N# E$ u: `; ]k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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