Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ h5 _+ o0 Q$ d8 Z) \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% U* T# z+ [. pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

+ J2 N7 I4 N6 Q  N: |1 A You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

7 V3 E+ W$ l- _5 r! r: Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( d$ S. E! j8 G7 `, _. sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& s* X/ I, z+ O* q; A( L2 cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 z# q: p; o" J  _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

- Y+ M1 I% C1 C1 iNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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. t  G8 l" P7 [" m9 {; `- E! VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* ~9 O  V7 x: a3 F% a: gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ ~. o7 ?, o9 C+ ^% `) Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 h* C* I% @; T: H$ ^) e. hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 ]; v  S) ~* G' W( T) O0 owakes the newfie up and asks,

5 c3 f( `3 k! K! y" [; `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ G. C: y6 f  _+ \7 s8 hcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; c& ]' r2 d4 a* o7 s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 y6 C% Y- Q% b" p2 {/ N) W6 H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 a# P9 K( u3 L4 \5 R7 m- z: K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" ^8 {8 R3 j0 N# |+ v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 ?% D' H: e, x' U  }2 E0 E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" S& J2 }- J& S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" e3 T- z) Q+ G4 y) I1 I0 r( t3 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 c  h& H! l6 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' x7 @$ b8 K2 c, v% ], \) AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( A  V1 M4 j) h) z+ Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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7 }1 G$ l; q% {9 p; M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. c& A# n: H, ]8 I8 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( f' E% I* ~4 Y% }. i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% o4 L& D# N( ?( \) S& Z  ~1 F7 ]0 }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( e' h4 r$ \3 G( J. e  }+ f9 r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 u6 o3 \- R$ j( z) i/ I( g真聪明，偶像啊

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  Y0 U" H7 }# G全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% g. @. [: o- \7 ?" @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! e$ `% g( `4 f. \4 D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 V0 }1 Q# f7 `! [4 l6 o8 N) w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ t5 V+ v9 K  d0 J0 \7 X8 j真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# w0 J/ Q8 B: X; M2 S$ g大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 p" x5 C: }1 S0 i$ Q* ?' n- p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 |, T" a5 R+ J' Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢