Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 d( S! y2 m1 {0 z/ N- _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ L6 m, ^; X7 D& I) \# @0 |  _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; l- G' t, I% p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" M# X8 s2 f0 [. H' c/ ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# b0 p) b& v% g$ d: s0 O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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  \% {/ u: }2 q6 z! o# _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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  N6 c5 s. o# u( b! f9 u9 |, EThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 V$ O# f; m" FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- s2 n: w+ E; v( y# @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 ~7 o. _- a) u4 f9 |lawyer.
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. D4 z# o; [1 eNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' n' i+ \' }, |* zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- C( B8 B+ A6 v9 Q2 ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 C' _, d+ I+ D0 G, J) R9 rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: B" y8 w* M  ?( T3 G! pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 T, ~, ~: m8 p$ P  u: D) b/ @' Swakes the newfie up and asks,

4 k2 J) y) d0 A5 Z- g0 V5 Y! l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 S$ I. P( C1 U. J, e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 I4 z2 v' i3 F: C. y0 tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. g" ?! [( u: e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- H, ]5 a2 b% e4 o/ ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% M& w! h! @1 s8 F真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  e5 n( E9 I2 r6 M! B6 I+ G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 F0 d% H0 [* I4 A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: G/ n- c' ^0 w( U& D全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& s9 ^" l* D1 p' a, b! p8 g+ L. ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; d0 z: J5 y. y4 v) i- i6 h2 a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 S$ ^2 O; ]7 |2 R* \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 C# u0 S+ M) f# a多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ X# ?; m* T/ ^9 V) S  U6 U- ?) y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% J5 X1 `: M. |, b4 M* n1 Z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 c) }! K0 B5 [* x, F4 u5 V, p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( D2 @, r6 D" b0 F) P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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