Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 i# E: L. z. V  C% ^+ Q3 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 _, u: X7 z8 D' R4 b; cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 g/ j- ]) k9 N  a# ]$ y3 Y# { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 z1 Q- q) M8 }' w4 V8 m2 H  K1 qyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 B! S' O7 k6 K- G$ H( B6 e will pay you $500.
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5 r6 N" }% B5 W: B0 P  N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

8 \. n4 X9 w5 k0 o5 tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 q" N% H: C/ wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  w0 D# e$ i6 W1 bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# g, l! g$ `$ Z! [/ `- ^. o9 `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! H8 K. Z& Y. R. x) ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 J$ G0 ~( j, }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( O/ G9 e4 R! g3 A  X: L4 Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' q* m9 X! V' G% @/ B/ o& D5 {0 jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 X' Q% D4 ]* e8 Kback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

2 B# ]9 p- f2 p  [. w" x( l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. k$ z, s1 i9 V7 l$ n7 ~/ Y. rcomes down with four?'

0 ?& S  G3 s8 d1 K/ z$ f  K; d9 GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

7 K" J( G, |; ~5 OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% w$ F3 U; }) r8 u- [! E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( c8 {. Z0 D9 i! d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; N+ r7 ~& D$ G* I' `' Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 p6 v5 p7 C" [! T4 u3 w+ u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 d2 k; Y- {+ Z7 [6 D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( W9 d2 R6 p" d, B. x; v8 N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  l! B  E5 h: p2 ]9 n" p8 a% J& n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ a% A6 ~; b7 J8 R) l: t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! f2 W' ]- y* a% z1 glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 Q' q5 \( a" d6 w1 \2 {$ Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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, D" ^; D3 p" @; F4 C+ x3 e& E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  R; L0 r* ^7 S2 w, t+ J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! ]! U4 B) H7 W5 o2 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ p; f3 Q5 s" x2 O# D$ s/ c真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



- O0 z' e$ A6 T5 [/ }8 K! w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 K8 C9 \6 m2 E2 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. A1 M& b9 H6 f5 u) n# K5 q真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 f& w! J& C" X& z  s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

2 O" l% t: B2 Y( z; v! I6 T, b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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) ^3 G* g* v0 g* p别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 A2 M* ^. c: G多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ C5 I! d" ~/ D5 [9 W6 R8 S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 q" |5 P1 U/ S5 H6 ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. q( `4 \0 r3 i! h* t$ m* M* C& j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢