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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' - J2 V( v6 M4 w4 L* F+ W
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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/ m7 G2 I/ Z' ~1 ~* BI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 6 F# Z+ n2 i% b" x4 s% P9 Q4 p
+ E. W9 | ], T; V* R0 D7 PYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 8 T- e4 o" m) D4 N% B$ `2 E
' @; u( Z' d! Q4 ?! lWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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+ ]+ D1 W) y7 ^8 p4 g/ Z The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 6 L( r0 p p( S) S" {
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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) w& _3 U& J# R$ ^* {2 VNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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4 h, F0 U: D" Q2 @Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. / c2 V' s& A; F+ p7 Q( g' f
& @3 O. O2 w I( Y# {8 sHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ; Q" I( P* H! G4 [; z( P; B5 k
3 A0 z" n% q& t( @So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 5 n; k& c1 C! V1 P
9 s# z" j% a1 D& g kNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 2 R+ J2 o) F% e% H- K
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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/ p& O/ C9 `% v" S8 G% @: {The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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0 K6 H$ x2 m; A* [0 DThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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