10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
' {# V7 Z; _( G) ^* K, A2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
7 \, E/ v0 P+ f9 A3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
" S7 W) ^" N' U+ Z4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
9 L6 _( F2 J/ @1 G6 x, W2 r7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
/ u/ _, P+ p* z- q- z# S. l% C3 {3 t8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
2 x% y& i, D6 R: {1 [: _3 x10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
- U* f0 p) U6 }1 g+ R) h7 t. Pthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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$ }: u0 m7 j' I6 B: c5 UGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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9 z: D" m: P& k" A& wdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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3 E3 _; C8 {0 z! A& C* Xdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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# {) Y; W/ L4 Q8 k1 R" c* S" `* Zreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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) c' R9 b2 B- L. P. ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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( M& B, i, C( i2 ?3 f"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
( `5 O+ u) j8 ?1 y. F$ ?$ v"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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: `- ^3 I5 b3 W$ Y"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
: L, I, J7 a0 Y2 v6 A"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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