10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
; ~' }1 w  N! Y' v- u9 l/ V5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
: f% ~5 P% `7 c/ Z, m% Q7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
, o, X! `5 U) V. B& r- v10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
. b3 M* J2 `0 M( v  Z5 tthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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9 F4 T* T4 W* c$ l$ r  ^are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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8 `, L2 f  w# X5 Q5 H7 o8 ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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; ]; g8 U# ]% Z# v+ G2 T& _"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
1 L$ r' ?  t/ n, {"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& _/ `" {( H; a3 v7 ]/ U"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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$ [( _9 a8 `8 k" A/ hi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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