10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
) Z7 ~5 m" k7 ]7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
2 b* x3 z) k4 u8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
! c1 t- j) y& ^1 W# n* G2 \9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
' q+ g; p& u3 l# Z, R10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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7 O& }8 ]% _3 z# r: e8 n" q7 VGrass could mena herb

0 q/ b9 j2 l, D: _1 F( P" aare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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7 \6 p# a; K2 J+ t3 i+ b( g: b7 Xdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

7 O) F6 T  W* l  z6 l6 _grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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. I5 h  N/ b# l0 Freally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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. c8 {/ S. K* u( N6 T# mi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

0 Z& A3 N' B9 G* ^3 ^8 K9 wgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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5 A" ?* J4 r5 a7 L: |"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


8 H( x* E( W# ]1 {4 v7 F2 G3 K" j( zi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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