10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
7 V2 d+ d0 d; C& d3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
! N. i2 U$ i) K7 v4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
& i* |% p0 Z% X5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
3 D5 u# \1 X  o- X/ I! A+ L6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
# P+ @& x% r& v! J! n' d8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
- K3 x7 q' ?" H9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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* U! m; T& y4 ~, m+ d- t0 `, S5 idid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

+ d4 P( m! G2 m& \. `. Kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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0 c, M- ]2 I, J% h% o0 g- F4 j( zdid not get the first one, where is the pun

; _8 I, A' _; Z' n! ^  m"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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- v% K- R/ x- G, n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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